Is it hard to find
shoes to fit those too many
of your big square feet?!

and from time to time
i have to whine about that
convertible could-have.

Wherever L R
Lives now, I think about her
At least once a week.

13 years it's been.
Still amazed at all the crap
I would have been spared.

this response is late:
"pr0n" is slang for porn, you see
i 5p34k m4d l33t y0

lovely flowers come
give eyes something closer to
imagination

for oblivious,
can't top a teenage bookworm
on his way to work.

for oblivious,
can't top a teenage bookworm
on his way to work.

Fall of '87
too damn dumb to notice she
was hitting on me.

I should have got in
L. R's convertible when
she offered a ride.

Wind - I have a house
twenty four hundred square feet
and just me lives there.

adding insult to
ignorance as a book to
a cover - unreviewed

I heard the egos
take the money and hum: you
will do as they say

Spring' warm loving kiss
Incites the crowds to wander.
I'm still stuck in here.

twat-whistle and shaint,
geronimo haunts the wide
world outside your ass

power play, power
PAY - squawkin' politicos
hot after money

competing with the
birth-defects in Sanders, this
myopic clique scores

Wow -- a bulldog's ass?
I'm getting extremely hot.
"Here, doggy....come here..."

I sense a coming
reference to a rhyme about
granny's cock or two...

How bad am I you
ask? Even eighty year old
prostitutes decline.

Woman ask themselves
A bulldogs ass? or Saint? They
choose the bulldogs ass!

Who would be looking?
It would be pure tongue action
and a sense of touch.

I am the poster
boy for getting cosmetic
surgery performed

Windsong, been drinking?
No one offers to go down
after seeing me.

Pot? Saint? Did you say
pot? If I go down on you,
will you share the pot?

Can I be "Haiku"
I've been very bad today
Spank me hard Windsong

"BAD haiku! Bad, BAD!
That's very naughty, Haiku,
what you just did. BAD."

Hey, what's your vector,
Victor, I picked a bad day
to quit smokin pot.

They aren't as good, Saint
And stop calling me Shirley
-an "Airplane" tribute

Mama says stupid
is as stupid does. Mama
is stupid. Very.

wow one word per line
most impressive bad haiku
mine just blows big goats

What stupid haikus
you all write, surely they aren't
as good as mine are.

Hippopotamus
epidemiology
excruciating

my alter-ego
superficial superman
criteria met

Your sources say no?
Well who asked you anyway,
you stupid 8 ball!?

(translation)don't lose the money
what do you think of the girl?
no kiss for you (bye)

verliert das geld nicht
wie findest du das madchen?
kein kuss fur dich (tchuss)

haiku seems easy
but getting five syllables
and then seven is --

my name is miro
i often skip my classes
you gotta relax

the man in the moon
peers through my bedroom window
goddam peeping tom

Muppet doctor here
Elmo needs a test tickle
How 'bout granny's balls

What is a Russian
word for your gonorrhea?
it's Rotchyacrotchoff!

Wise Confucious say:
Man who rushes through turnstyle
going to Bangcock

What's a fancy word
in German that means braziere?
Shtoppemfromfloppen

Misogynist, yes
that's me, why should I put up
with all women's shit?

Easter week hoopla --
Jesus Christ, Superstar on
PBS tonight.

why crucify me?
why hast thou forsaken me?
god didn't answer

a spy on the roof
does he or she have a name
i wish i knew more

I joined the ashram
but the swami turned nasty
I thought he was god

A spy revealed on the roof
Soap opera turn keeps a secret concealed
These are the source of unrest last night