wow one word per line
most impressive bad haiku
mine just blows big goats

What stupid haikus
you all write, surely they aren't
as good as mine are.

Hippopotamus
epidemiology
excruciating

my alter-ego
superficial superman
criteria met

Your sources say no?
Well who asked you anyway,
you stupid 8 ball!?

(translation)don't lose the money
what do you think of the girl?
no kiss for you (bye)

verliert das geld nicht
wie findest du das madchen?
kein kuss fur dich (tchuss)

haiku seems easy
but getting five syllables
and then seven is --

my name is miro
i often skip my classes
you gotta relax

the man in the moon
peers through my bedroom window
goddam peeping tom

Muppet doctor here
Elmo needs a test tickle
How 'bout granny's balls

What is a Russian
word for your gonorrhea?
it's Rotchyacrotchoff!

Wise Confucious say:
Man who rushes through turnstyle
going to Bangcock

What's a fancy word
in German that means braziere?
Shtoppemfromfloppen

Misogynist, yes
that's me, why should I put up
with all women's shit?

Easter week hoopla --
Jesus Christ, Superstar on
PBS tonight.

why crucify me?
why hast thou forsaken me?
god didn't answer

a spy on the roof
does he or she have a name
i wish i knew more

I joined the ashram
but the swami turned nasty
I thought he was god

A spy revealed on the roof
Soap opera turn keeps a secret concealed
These are the source of unrest last night

seeking direction
some people find religion
but easter than where ?

so you made me cross
overdosed on forgiveness
ain't no cruisy fix

recycled jesus
disposable messiah
rolled out one more time

processing produce
rich resin resonating
eyes burn before j's

procrastination
thus No Haiku Submitted
till a later time

surging smashing rush
massive swell ripper pounding
powerful slamming

pumping waves heaven
coming up for breath of air
ride of a lifetime

he slept like the dead
there was a resurection
erect resurgence

he keeps firing banks
anonymous poet waits
in empty carpark

smartest thing ever
to come out of a woman's
mouth? Why,Einsteins cock...!

prison cell haiku
some throw their shit through the bars
e-togetherness

Mr Cosby says:

My cow is quite sick
He has green and yellow stripes
It

A pants less pastor
Easy to spot the best man
A nudist wedding

Gandhi is alive!
No more passive resistance
He's gonna kick ass

The two bunnies sit
I slip my feet inside them
Bestiality?