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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
sloppy site full of
mispelled garbage AND you can
use others handles
Haiku # 8961 April 11, 2001 11:30 pm ET
by ash
ferret seventy:
saffron@glitterkitty
dot net - email me
Haiku # 8960 April 11, 2001 11:09 pm ET
by tracy puddle of portland
scrathin and sniffin
eatin a fresh easy twat
yeah, I love pussy
Haiku # 8959 April 11, 2001 10:06 pm ET
by paver
jerkin the man snake
thinkin of that young bootie
winkin and shakin
Haiku # 8958 April 11, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by paver
blew a giant wad
dripping from my woman's face
God Bless my prostate
Haiku # 8957 April 11, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by paver
Haiku # 8956 April 11, 2001 9:50 pm ET
by paver
big sloppy pussy
stretched to its maximum
cum shot into hell
Haiku # 8955 April 11, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by paver
engorged penis throbs
tightened scrotum pulsation
i need valtrex now!
Haiku # 8954 April 11, 2001 8:21 pm ET
by ap
Fuckin' syllables!
Fuckin server! Three reposts!
I can count reposts.
Haiku # 8953 April 11, 2001 8:18 pm ET
by ap
Interpretation:
Character defamation
penal codes apply
Haiku # 8952 April 11, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by doowahditty
Sometimes I do things
for no apparent reason.
Now give me your leg!
Haiku # 8951 April 11, 2001 8:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
8 - 9 - 2 - 1 and
8 - 9 - 4 - 3 isn't mine
and this one neither
Haiku # 8950 April 11, 2001 8:09 pm ET
by Windsong
Pouring fuel into
my search engine I quickly
realized I'm nude
Haiku # 8949 April 11, 2001 8:08 pm ET
by SPOOOOOON!
what's your repeating?
isn't it obvious? You
want your cock golden.
Haiku # 8948 April 11, 2001 8:05 pm ET
by boo
golden hair caressed
the curve of lovely neck.
where does my cock go?
Haiku # 8947 April 11, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by ap
golden hair caressed
the curve of lovely neck.
where does my cock go?
Haiku # 8946 April 11, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by ap
golden hair caressed
the curve of lovely neck.
where does my cock go?
Haiku # 8945 April 11, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by ap
break out the papers
and the hash, yakity yak!
Where's my stash? Roommate....
Haiku # 8944 April 11, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by oh that's bad too
Using one's handle
is like wearing their panties.
Gross, and very rude.
Haiku # 8943 April 11, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Windsong
saying "I love you"
I'm totally denying
how you really suck
Haiku # 8942 April 11, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by geoff of "fashion district"
The curtain lifted
at the vampire nutcracker...
Nosferatutu!
Haiku # 8941 April 11, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by oh that
Take thy beak from out
my heart and take thy form from
off my door, fuzzy.
Haiku # 8940 April 11, 2001 5:51 pm ET
by spoooooon!
julia sneezed english
allergies kicked her around
swore much in russian
Haiku # 8939 April 11, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Her name is Rio
mind your key hole sappy slap
happy could have been!
Haiku # 8938 April 11, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by SP0000000000000000N!
Pyke had enough bile
to dissolve a battleship
in less than minute.
Haiku # 8937 April 11, 2001 5:46 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Geoff bailed out big time.
Then his dot com bit big one.
Can't we take him back?
Haiku # 8936 April 11, 2001 5:45 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Jessica found sa-
tori, but moved to L.A,
Saw Tori in tan shop.
Haiku # 8935 April 11, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Foster still calls here
Burbling random gross nonsense.
How does he pay rent?
Haiku # 8934 April 11, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Maria used to
say, "Not my pig, not my farm,"
When she had this job.
Haiku # 8933 April 11, 2001 5:37 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
"don't ask me, lady.
i live in beer." goats dot com -
want to be Toothgnip
Haiku # 8932 April 11, 2001 5:37 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Geometric joy.
precise lines scar the cd.
thanks, paper shredder.
Haiku # 8931 April 11, 2001 5:34 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Blood on the keyboard.
Slow tide of life ebbs like the
Chicago River
Haiku # 8930 April 11, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
I live my life like
there's no tomorrow, all I
got, I had to steal
Haiku # 8929 April 11, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by Saint
"Private Haiku!" "Sir!"
"Drop and give me twenty, NOW!"
Discipline Haiku!
Haiku # 8928 April 11, 2001 5:31 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
"left good job in the
city; workin for the man
every night and day."
Haiku # 8927 April 11, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
when haiku goes bad,
it dances in a subway
station, grabbing crotch
Haiku # 8926 April 11, 2001 5:28 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
You can send me a
private haiku if you like
search for my e-mail
Haiku # 8925 April 11, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by Saint
when haiku goes bad
all the other poems take
on that funky taste
Haiku # 8924 April 11, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
when haiku goes bad
it robs the other poems
with a gatling gun
Haiku # 8923 April 11, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
fate determined now.
I will not be scoring in
two thousand and one
Haiku # 8922 April 11, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by Saint
8912 and 8914 are
not mine and I refuse to play
this game if posers are going
to use my goddamn handle
fuck five seven five I'm pissed!!!!
Haiku # 8921 April 11, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by Windsong
accomplishment stalled.
know what should be done right now.
want to run outside.
Haiku # 8920 April 11, 2001 5:24 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
It matters not what
I posses, a bulldogs ass
will win every time.
Haiku # 8919 April 11, 2001 5:23 pm ET
by Saint
"and no one heard at
all; not even the chair." Did
that surprise you, Neil?
Haiku # 8918 April 11, 2001 5:20 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
"I know a girl, and
they call her macarena."
drive this from my head!
Haiku # 8917 April 11, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
"bingo, bangle, bungle,
I'm so happy in the jungle;
I refuse to go..."
Haiku # 8916 April 11, 2001 5:17 pm ET
by boola
"here i go; i'm on
the road again; there i go;
I'm up on the stage"
Haiku # 8915 April 11, 2001 5:16 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Is it hard to find
shoes to fit those too many
of your big, square feet?!
Haiku # 8914 April 11, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by Windsong
"let's bungle in the
jungle; that's all right by me."
leaves drip soft sad pain
Haiku # 8913 April 11, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Is it hard to find
shoes to fit those too many
of your big square feet?!
Haiku # 8912 April 11, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by Windsong