Blood on the keyboard.
Slow tide of life ebbs like the
Chicago River

I live my life like
there's no tomorrow, all I
got, I had to steal

"Private Haiku!" "Sir!"
"Drop and give me twenty, NOW!"
Discipline Haiku!

"left good job in the
city; workin for the man
every night and day."

when haiku goes bad,
it dances in a subway
station, grabbing crotch

You can send me a
private haiku if you like
search for my e-mail

when haiku goes bad
all the other poems take
on that funky taste

when haiku goes bad
it robs the other poems
with a gatling gun

fate determined now.
I will not be scoring in
two thousand and one

8912 and 8914 are
not mine and I refuse to play
this game if posers are going
to use my goddamn handle
fuck five seven five I'm pissed!!!!

accomplishment stalled.
know what should be done right now.
want to run outside.

It matters not what
I posses, a bulldogs ass
will win every time.

"and no one heard at
all; not even the chair." Did
that surprise you, Neil?

"I know a girl, and
they call her macarena."
drive this from my head!

"bingo, bangle, bungle,
I'm so happy in the jungle;
I refuse to go..."

"here i go; i'm on
the road again; there i go;
I'm up on the stage"

Is it hard to find
shoes to fit those too many
of your big, square feet?!

"let's bungle in the
jungle; that's all right by me."
leaves drip soft sad pain

Is it hard to find
shoes to fit those too many
of your big square feet?!

and from time to time
i have to whine about that
convertible could-have.

Wherever L R
Lives now, I think about her
At least once a week.

13 years it's been.
Still amazed at all the crap
I would have been spared.

this response is late:
"pr0n" is slang for porn, you see
i 5p34k m4d l33t y0

lovely flowers come
give eyes something closer to
imagination

for oblivious,
can't top a teenage bookworm
on his way to work.

for oblivious,
can't top a teenage bookworm
on his way to work.

Fall of '87
too damn dumb to notice she
was hitting on me.

I should have got in
L. R's convertible when
she offered a ride.

Wind - I have a house
twenty four hundred square feet
and just me lives there.

adding insult to
ignorance as a book to
a cover - unreviewed

I heard the egos
take the money and hum: you
will do as they say

Spring' warm loving kiss
Incites the crowds to wander.
I'm still stuck in here.

twat-whistle and shaint,
geronimo haunts the wide
world outside your ass

power play, power
PAY - squawkin' politicos
hot after money

competing with the
birth-defects in Sanders, this
myopic clique scores

Wow -- a bulldog's ass?
I'm getting extremely hot.
"Here, doggy....come here..."

I sense a coming
reference to a rhyme about
granny's cock or two...

How bad am I you
ask? Even eighty year old
prostitutes decline.

Woman ask themselves
A bulldogs ass? or Saint? They
choose the bulldogs ass!

Who would be looking?
It would be pure tongue action
and a sense of touch.

I am the poster
boy for getting cosmetic
surgery performed

Windsong, been drinking?
No one offers to go down
after seeing me.

Pot? Saint? Did you say
pot? If I go down on you,
will you share the pot?

Can I be "Haiku"
I've been very bad today
Spank me hard Windsong

"BAD haiku! Bad, BAD!
That's very naughty, Haiku,
what you just did. BAD."

Hey, what's your vector,
Victor, I picked a bad day
to quit smokin pot.

They aren't as good, Saint
And stop calling me Shirley
-an "Airplane" tribute

Mama says stupid
is as stupid does. Mama
is stupid. Very.

wow one word per line
most impressive bad haiku
mine just blows big goats

What stupid haikus
you all write, surely they aren't
as good as mine are.