warm day, went without
panties, backpack lifted skirt
at water fountain^

i should be reading
speech by nelson mandella
'stead i'm on the net.

You're welcome, boo.
Now go get that prick bastard.
I worship you, boo.

i got the squirts!
Soiled my fucking bloomers!
just one trickey fart.

thanks terrance. not boo
when you say mommy wipes then
everyone knows you!

so don't ap-pologize, phoney

That settles it, boo.
I apologise. Really.
Fuck my ass now. Please?

Go boo go! Beat that
Yankee drekbag. Beat him good!
Boo, best haiku here!

My education
is lacking. Please forgive me.
Mommy wipes my ass.

9330,9331 not boo
but I flunkede rubber
when I ribbed you

slander egytians,
why don't you! not-boo ribber
sticks to not-boo glue!

keep acting stupid
your buddies will side with you,
you worse-than-loser!

call a retard what
you don't understand! you flunkede
psychology, dolt?

corporation farms
grab little farm subsidies-
screw the family

I am rubber you
are glue? Gimme a fuckin'
break. Fuckin' retard.

once a wild hog
fuck'd a beautiful princess
shit squirt universe

what the apE-man says
as ap and what he says as
boo; ap-lies to ap

only, phoney ap-**

what does THAT mean? Wah!
ap smites what he won't ever
understand, poo baby*

Its a cunt! No. It's
a scrotum. Look here,
can you tell me? please?

9275 about 9307
is 7734 upside head and backwards
9308-9312

aint boolean its you appoo

Maggido magic?
What the fuck does that mean?
Mommy wipes my ass?

Cleopatra's cunt.
I smell a boo. Ignorant
fuckin' egyptian!

retard farts, nostril
magnets. what are these fuckers
doing to their food.

a frozen E T
burrito, the blues in a
ecotopia

miss-ap-plication
boolean operation
one's powers beyond

Burritos supreme
refried beans enchilada
go forth and prosper

babboon knowledge troth
the conquorer of assholes
maggido magic

thirty-three degree
lies horus. nine ninty dies
from flower power

eat the farms, asshole
they grow your fave digestion
all you are is shit

below

Whining farmers scream
For New Deal programs and cash
then crab about big gov.

George W porked
his friends. and his enemies
dick cheney for sure.

I paid my taxes
Hope W. can spend it
on pork for his friends

Goo the Pee hog, lick
on alen and Eve, then lick
the pus vents maget

shitting. It's fine with me.
And no matter what
anyone says, I'm a cocksucker.

Just so you know.

wants to post under my
name, It's OK with me.
Go ahead. Write about

But uneducated as
I am, and chickenshit as
I am, I do them. If anybody

If I wasn't such a
chickenshit motherfucker
I wouldn't do these things.

Shit! I am busted!
I posted 9 2 7 5.
Turnabout, fair play.

this is really good
bad haiku. who invended
this wild haiku?

anarchy chaos
lawlessness and anomie
haiku disorder

sad sad sad sad sad
sad sad sad sad sad sad sad
sad sad but funny

dear departed wife
the rough hole in your headstone
has chafed my penis

this is strong stuff, now.
not like a baby would do.
fries just won't stand up.

Move over, Jesus...
all hail the king of the juice!
You want fries with that?

Oh.. the juice is loose
Now that's a mental image
I could live without

No, not like taffy.
It has more nose. Maybe
just a hint of fruit.

Your adult diapers!
What horrid stench this way comes...
it's not like taffy

Yablonski's daughter
another unknown murder
u. s. policies.

anal retention
violent passivity...
which side are you on?

solve yer own problems
save the Earth; the good'll take
a liking to ya!

all apE-MAN says in
9-2-9-3 he whines to
his mommy...wah, WAH!