Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
She lingers longer
when his cock is longer. In
science we never laugh
Haiku # 9357 April 19, 2001 9:31 am ET
by Optional
he lingers longer
when his ring finger's longer
could be old wive's tale

to assist science
I should volunteer now
to test the theory
Haiku # 9356 April 19, 2001 7:43 am ET
by mellie
swinish behavour
to say the least Ash, pollster
uncomfortable
Haiku # 9355 April 19, 2001 1:11 am ET
by mellie
buchanon for prez -
least votes - played a real Tiger
Woods game - like a pro!
Haiku # 9354 April 18, 2001 11:23 pm ET
by unconceding
over a barrel
porked by a politician
motive not votive
Haiku # 9353 April 18, 2001 10:18 pm ET
by ash
i spit on your beard!
wipe my ass with your guthra!
Change that shit stained thobe!
Haiku # 9352 April 18, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by slomo
humping a headstone
you call that necromancy ?
it's a grave mistake
Haiku # 9351 April 18, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by ash
You think we are lose!
Ha! We got lottsa rocks here!
High tech bus bombs, too!
Haiku # 9350 April 18, 2001 10:03 pm ET
by Yessir are ye' fat?
terrence, not a bit
homophobic - observant
of gay-trek haiku
Haiku # 9349 April 18, 2001 9:58 pm ET
by boo of accept no substitutes
according to punk
baddy's analysis, (he
who eats shit, shits eats)

greedy organic
family farmers are what wrecked
his america.
Haiku # 9348 April 18, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by candy ass of kansas
Fucking shit. Lost my
laudnum. Buy a poor begger
a whiskey, eh mate?
Haiku # 9347 April 18, 2001 9:45 pm ET
by edgar allen poe
Corn? Corn? Don't recall
eating corn. But the contrast
is quite artistic.
Haiku # 9346 April 18, 2001 9:42 pm ET
by ap
Here's boo's finest moment!

"mini skirts glued to breasts:
ah, Sex Trek - prepubescent
queers dream Spock bugs Kirk/* "

Boo wrote this!
True genius. Just a little homophobic.
What's with the fuckin asterisk?
Haiku # 9345 April 18, 2001 9:37 pm ET
by terrance
warm day, went without
panties, backpack lifted skirt
at water fountain^
Haiku # 9344 April 18, 2001 9:32 pm ET
by Miss Everything of true tail
i should be reading
speech by nelson mandella
'stead i'm on the net.
Haiku # 9343 April 18, 2001 9:10 pm ET
by tracy of portland
You're welcome, boo.
Now go get that prick bastard.
I worship you, boo.
Haiku # 9342 April 18, 2001 8:51 pm ET
by terrance
i got the squirts!
Soiled my fucking bloomers!
just one trickey fart.
Haiku # 9341 April 18, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by fartsmeller
thanks terrance. not boo
when you say mommy wipes then
everyone knows you!

so don't ap-pologize, phoney
Haiku # 9340 April 18, 2001 8:43 pm ET
by boo of real pride
That settles it, boo.
I apologise. Really.
Fuck my ass now. Please?
Haiku # 9339 April 18, 2001 8:35 pm ET
by ap
Go boo go! Beat that
Yankee drekbag. Beat him good!
Boo, best haiku here!
Haiku # 9338 April 18, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by terrance
My education
is lacking. Please forgive me.
Mommy wipes my ass.
Haiku # 9337 April 18, 2001 8:30 pm ET
by boo, real pride
9330,9331 not boo
but I flunkede rubber
when I ribbed you
Haiku # 9336 April 18, 2001 8:22 pm ET
by boo of real pride
slander egytians,
why don't you! not-boo ribber
sticks to not-boo glue!
Haiku # 9335 April 18, 2001 8:18 pm ET
by boo of real pride
keep acting stupid
your buddies will side with you,
you worse-than-loser!
Haiku # 9334 April 18, 2001 8:16 pm ET
by boo of real pride
call a retard what
you don't understand! you flunkede
psychology, dolt?
Haiku # 9333 April 18, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by boo of real pride
corporation farms
grab little farm subsidies-
screw the family
Haiku # 9332 April 18, 2001 8:12 pm ET
by boo
I am rubber you
are glue? Gimme a fuckin'
break. Fuckin' retard.
Haiku # 9331 April 18, 2001 8:10 pm ET
by boo ---- pee wee herman
once a wild hog
fuck'd a beautiful princess
shit squirt universe
Haiku # 9330 April 18, 2001 8:08 pm ET
by boo
what the apE-man says
as ap and what he says as
boo; ap-lies to ap

only, phoney ap-**
Haiku # 9329 April 18, 2001 8:06 pm ET
by boo of real pride
what does THAT mean? Wah!
ap smites what he won't ever
understand, poo baby*
Haiku # 9328 April 18, 2001 8:03 pm ET
by boo
Its a cunt! No. It's
a scrotum. Look here,
can you tell me? please?

Haiku # 9327 April 18, 2001 8:03 pm ET
by boo
9275 about 9307
is 7734 upside head and backwards
9308-9312

aint boolean its you appoo
Haiku # 9326 April 18, 2001 8:01 pm ET
by boo of real pride
Maggido magic?
What the fuck does that mean?
Mommy wipes my ass?
Haiku # 9325 April 18, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by ap
Cleopatra's cunt.
I smell a boo. Ignorant
fuckin' egyptian!
Haiku # 9324 April 18, 2001 7:54 pm ET
by ap
retard farts, nostril
magnets. what are these fuckers
doing to their food.
Haiku # 9323 April 18, 2001 7:52 pm ET
by fartsmeller
a frozen E T
burrito, the blues in a
ecotopia
Haiku # 9322 April 18, 2001 7:51 pm ET
by smelllike fartfella
miss-ap-plication
boolean operation
one's powers beyond
Haiku # 9321 April 18, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by pryapus of cleopatra's obelix
Burritos supreme
refried beans enchilada
go forth and prosper
Haiku # 9320 April 18, 2001 7:46 pm ET
by fartsmeller
babboon knowledge troth
the conquorer of assholes
maggido magic
Haiku # 9319 April 18, 2001 7:45 pm ET
by pryapus of cleopatra's obelix
thirty-three degree
lies horus. nine ninty dies
from flower power
Haiku # 9318 April 18, 2001 7:42 pm ET
by boo
eat the farms, asshole
they grow your fave digestion
all you are is shit

below
Haiku # 9317 April 18, 2001 7:39 pm ET
by boo
Whining farmers scream
For New Deal programs and cash
then crab about big gov.
Haiku # 9316 April 18, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
George W porked
his friends. and his enemies
dick cheney for sure.
Haiku # 9315 April 18, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by ap
I paid my taxes
Hope W. can spend it
on pork for his friends
Haiku # 9314 April 18, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Goo the Pee hog, lick
on alen and Eve, then lick
the pus vents maget
Haiku # 9313 April 18, 2001 7:00 pm ET
by (ttpenis reed) of potulan
shitting. It's fine with me.
And no matter what
anyone says, I'm a cocksucker.

Just so you know.
Haiku # 9312 April 18, 2001 6:39 pm ET
by boo
wants to post under my
name, It's OK with me.
Go ahead. Write about

Haiku # 9311 April 18, 2001 6:38 pm ET
by boo
But uneducated as
I am, and chickenshit as
I am, I do them. If anybody

Haiku # 9310 April 18, 2001 6:38 pm ET
by boo
If I wasn't such a
chickenshit motherfucker
I wouldn't do these things.

Haiku # 9309 April 18, 2001 6:38 pm ET
by boo
Shit! I am busted!
I posted 9 2 7 5.
Turnabout, fair play.
Haiku # 9308 April 18, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by boo