the following two
by ashley and Rev'rend Jim
are really quite good

from herein i guess
things go down in history
like a lewinski

Why so evasive
Mr President? Maybe
You should have come clean.

They ask: "What evil
Lurks in the hearts of men?" This
Your drycleaner knows.

Lie, even perjure
Himself over Monica?
Nice euphemism.

even tinier
threw a saddle on a louse
rode him through your pubes

Hallucination?
Snowing in San Francisco.
Really. I saw it.

nostrils ebb and flow
the drip, drip, drip, of mucus
it's sinus rhythm

dreamt I was tiny
had a saddle for my cat
rode him through the woods

most men become rou

a sexual deed
a dalliance, nothing more
a justified lie

a blow to the head
was not the president's crime
'twas his denial

poetic justice
first you get to taste peaches
and then inpeachment

President impeached
At the taxpayer's expense
K. Starr should be shot

that goo on her dress
should have been the only mess
that came from her mouth

It's all crapola
A purjury indictment
over a blow job?

Not too old to stay
In touch with my inner slut
making geezer porn

art art art finance
finance finance what
the Hell possessed me?

People who can't spell
"purjure", like Paula Keller,
shouldn't have opinions.

art art art finance
finance finance what
the Hell possessed me?

Art art art finance
finance finance what
the Hell possessed me?

Adulterous lies
Manufactured impeachment
Both sides are evil

here flappin' my lips
blowin' hot air out my ass
pissin' in the wind

Drunk on the job from
downing six dozen booze-filled
holiday chocolates

Why did he risk all --
Lie, even purger himself --
Over Monica?

the first line's got five
and the second's got seven
but the third line's all fucked up 'cause it's got over twelve

Night falls on Baghdad
There's no rest for the wicked
Or the innocent

Dreary, bleak, city
sky makes me feel like I'm in
a Batman movie
(the first one, of course)

Straight through the hangar
Doors|there's the explosion. War
Is quite like bad sex.

Two straight years taking
sinus medication; I
can smell my nosehair

Bad Haiku
Is it three lines
Or four?

A distraction, yes
Or a book calledBill and the Giant Impeachment

poetic paradox
with too many syllables
or else not enough

predictable ploy
looking for some diversion
bad luck baghdad

fluffy bunny head
talking in many voices
Where did your body go?

fluffy bunny head
talking in many voices
Where did your body go?

Doin' the fast fade...
She's a sack of sore assholes
Time drags its clown feet...

I drank way too much
Coffee and revealed I was
Jelly Roll Morton.

Brillo maxi-pad
Hairshirt and matching panties
Hell hath no fury...

you give me that grin
illicit inhalation
and a wicked cough

Bitch's breath could knock
a buzzard off a shit truck
from a hundred yards.

Cynical work bitch
has a yeast infection that
spread clear to her brain.

drinking and drinking
the devils dandruff as well
passout on the couch

fecal crunch surprise
find a hamster's skeleton
so that's where that went

don't i just hate it
when i fuck up badly and
send the same thing twice

swirling mammatus
jagged lines and a big flash
god's booming laughter

swirling mammatus
jagged lines and a big flash
god's booming laughter

suddenly summer
and i have to mobilise
time to hit the beach

Proverbial cheese
Tasty, cosmic scooby snacks
I stand corrected

Flaming cat monger
eats own intestine bile juice
vomits green fire chunks