fluffy bunny head
talking in many voices
Where did your body go?

Doin' the fast fade...
She's a sack of sore assholes
Time drags its clown feet...

I drank way too much
Coffee and revealed I was
Jelly Roll Morton.

Brillo maxi-pad
Hairshirt and matching panties
Hell hath no fury...

you give me that grin
illicit inhalation
and a wicked cough

Bitch's breath could knock
a buzzard off a shit truck
from a hundred yards.

Cynical work bitch
has a yeast infection that
spread clear to her brain.

drinking and drinking
the devils dandruff as well
passout on the couch

fecal crunch surprise
find a hamster's skeleton
so that's where that went

don't i just hate it
when i fuck up badly and
send the same thing twice

swirling mammatus
jagged lines and a big flash
god's booming laughter

swirling mammatus
jagged lines and a big flash
god's booming laughter

suddenly summer
and i have to mobilise
time to hit the beach

Proverbial cheese
Tasty, cosmic scooby snacks
I stand corrected

Flaming cat monger
eats own intestine bile juice
vomits green fire chunks

Stick my finger in
Swirl it around really fucking good
Christ my navel stinks

Stick my finger in
Swirl it around realy fucking good
Christ my navel stinks

life is good
looking through a Heineken
everything seems pretty green

White frost on my car
"Shhhk!" I scrape it off with care
Tastes like dirt Slurpee

Christmas is coming.
The goose is getting fat. You
and that goose both, pal.

Bad karma... I must
have raped a bus full of nuns
in a former life.

necro, afro the
ebonicon, bloddy
maggots, tampon juice

dammned wankers
street, bus, subway everywhere
hope it falls off

That evil laughing
Painted face and razor fangs
"Die, clown, die!" I laugh

I saw a kid get
run over by a cop car
"Yeah, Fuck Him!" I yell

Christmas Party--Boss
declares at midnight:"Pants-free-
Friday tomorrow!!"

panty worshippers
should organize and raise the funds
to build some churches

bludgeon the reindeer
drink egg nog from Santa's skull
pistol whip the elves

go on, beep at me
I'll just trace your licence plate
and poison your dog

revel in the world
like a 4 year old loves snot
uninhibited

When you were away
I was happy and at peace
Why did you return?

Photographs revealed:
Was she just happy or was
It just a cold night?

Small, squiggly, green, wet.
It's a really funny word;Eel babies: ELVERS!

So this is true love.
My soul-mate: brilliant, likes me...
Cold truth: she's engaged.

This early morning
The moon in the sky looks like
A big clipped toenail.

Unassuming girl
Revealed a secret after
Drinking truth serum

Never kiss and tell
Tales of sex and drunkiness
Feed the rumour mill

just banging away
thinking about last night's game
ooops, guess she went home.

that warm gooshy gash
hides a mouth without teeth
my tongue tells me so

spent and then withdrawn
drooping limp and oozing goo
whupped one-eyed soldier

limp and exhausted
lying spent dripping fluids
discarded teabag

I don't want to write
I do not know what to say
Please help me finish

Read News ev'ry day
searching obituaries
Hoping for her name

Staff Christmas parties
Expose the alcoholics
And make fools of us

Unsensible shoes
Hindered late night marathon
My feet really hurt

my gal is so great
after only one six-pack
she takes out her teeth

pardon me, she says
couldn't we do it just once
without the yogurt?

oh boy, this is fun!
when I take my finger out
it's wet and gooey!

my old bodyparts
no longer cooperate
some of them just drip

Onetwo threefourfive;
onetwothree fourfivesix.
One twothreefour.

Oh shit.