Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 178 Days and 77086 Haiku later...

like I said...eminem
impressions, do they improve
"ditziness" or just release steam?
Haiku # 23571, November 26, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by Mox
oh, and by the way
k? refreshing talent here
one of two or three
Haiku # 23570, November 26, 2002 3:29 pm ET
by ...for sure
must agree with k
"some internet ditz" sad case...
I.Q. 45?
Haiku # 23569, November 26, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by ...maybe
why is k doing the eminem so and
so is such and such thing?
Haiku # 23568, November 26, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There is a lot to
say about wasting talents
or burying them
Haiku # 23567, November 26, 2002 3:27 pm ET
by Mox
unrefreshingly
naive...you set yourself up
like a bowling pin
Haiku # 23566, November 26, 2002 2:17 pm ET
by k
some chick...I think you
get a hard time because you're
unbelievable
Haiku # 23565, November 26, 2002 2:16 pm ET
by k
donut shop robbed, cops
raised questions, owner's face glazed
story full of holes
Haiku # 23564, November 26, 2002 12:47 pm ET
by onjaysun
This is bad haiku
Counting five and seven syl's
Anonymity
Haiku # 23563, November 26, 2002 8:58 am ET
by R. of PT
Maybe it's better
not knowing who each one is -
But maybe it's not
Haiku # 23562, November 26, 2002 8:53 am ET
by R. of PT
K, you thought I was
Moxie? it that why you gave
me such a hard time?
I am sorry if
you thought I was Moxie but
trust me I am not
Haiku # 23561, November 26, 2002 8:44 am ET
by some internet chick
Was just thinking why
for no apparent reason -
didn't write for a week
Haiku # 23560, November 26, 2002 5:12 am ET
by R. of PT
That was not our goal
That was not our purpose -
Quick celebrity
Haiku # 23559, November 26, 2002 5:06 am ET
by R. of PT
I just eyed the stats -
With no special intention
PT now twenty
Haiku # 23558, November 26, 2002 5:04 am ET
by R. of PT
Funny seven syl's -
When appropriately chosen
are shorter than five
Haiku # 23557, November 26, 2002 4:56 am ET
by R. of PT
i guess some chick is
actually not moxie as
i had thought, but real....
Haiku # 23556, November 26, 2002 4:53 am ET
by k of perplexed to say the least
Well, why use one's name
While anonymity is
unanimous here
Haiku # 23555, November 26, 2002 4:53 am ET
by R. of PT
blue and deeper blue
don't begin to describe the
color of my dreams
Haiku # 23554, November 26, 2002 4:52 am ET
by k
another project
of art and craft, but this one
remains top secret
Haiku # 23553, November 26, 2002 4:22 am ET
by k
WHAT one and only???
PUH-LEEZE! give us all a break
"nothing special chick"
Haiku # 23552, November 25, 2002 10:36 pm ET
by new name for internet ditz
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
I am the one and only
Whos using my name?!?!?!?
Haiku # 23551, November 25, 2002 10:24 pm ET
by some internet chick
alone in the world
while around me there whirled all
who live for the crowd
Haiku # 23550, November 25, 2002 9:40 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
peace to everyone
I think you are all so swell!
aren't holidays great?
Haiku # 23549, November 25, 2002 8:07 pm ET
by some internet chick
this pussy just purrs
I did not have claws out scot
just enough for grip
Haiku # 23548, November 25, 2002 7:57 pm ET
by mellie
peace to you mellie
sixth place is just fine with me
put those claws back in
Haiku # 23547, November 25, 2002 7:41 pm ET
by scot/ch
pissing in the wind
is still not a good idea
even if you squat
Haiku # 23546, November 25, 2002 7:21 pm ET
by scot/ch
well okay maestro
have your baton ready sir
I'm second fiddle

or that could be mox
ash is the star performer
and scott is all wind
Haiku # 23545, November 25, 2002 6:56 pm ET
by mellie
well, seems like all the
disasters are slick to start
consuming U.S. folks
Haiku # 23544, November 25, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
an exploding bomb
if filmed and played back slowly
would seem quite peaceful
Haiku # 23543, November 25, 2002 2:38 pm ET
by scotch
thirty-eight minutes:
the time the states would have used
the oil spilled off spain
Haiku # 23542, November 25, 2002 2:01 pm ET
by scotch of sobering statistics
coming round the track
well behind betty lebomb
i finish in sixth
Haiku # 23541, November 25, 2002 1:57 pm ET
by scott of haiku 500 (now for some scotch)
jewel's strange choice of fuel
proves, in the end, not to work
bile just doesn't burn
Haiku # 23540, November 25, 2002 12:29 pm ET
by scott of haiku 500
coming up on jewel
i hear "ppfft ppfft ppfft ppfft ppfft"
hope she gets that fixed
Haiku # 23539, November 25, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by scott of haiku 500

kenneth extension
anyone remember him?
see ya, old timer
Haiku # 23538, November 25, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by scott of haiku 500
with my helmet on,
a thumbs up from my pit crew,
full throttle haiku!
Haiku # 23537, November 25, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by scott of haiku 500
waves disrupting air
support bouyant melodies
afloat with rhythm
Haiku # 23536, November 25, 2002 11:56 am ET
by maestro
years first snowflakes fall
coating all the land in white
so pretty it is
Haiku # 23535, November 25, 2002 11:36 am ET
by some internet chick
ants crawl in the sand,
flowers grow in the spring time,
nature is living
Haiku # 23534, November 25, 2002 10:43 am ET
by duckman
ash/moxie beware
my volume is on the rise
verse claims horizon
Haiku # 23533, November 25, 2002 10:35 am ET
by maestro
Oh beloved, mine
Hair doth shimmer, eyes glisten
Lame haiku for you
Haiku # 23532, November 25, 2002 10:28 am ET
by maestro
My date is plastered,
I am not drinking at all,
alcohol is weird
Haiku # 23531, November 25, 2002 10:20 am ET
by dumbo
On this 'day of Mon.
I mourn the endweek now interred
May she are eye pea ???
Haiku # 23530, November 25, 2002 10:08 am ET
by maestro
I do hereby fill
The "(necessary)" field with
Syllables seventeen
Haiku # 23529, November 25, 2002 10:03 am ET
by maestro
gwenhyfar, I know
shelter of certain worn clothes
love and loss at once
Haiku # 23528, November 25, 2002 9:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
memory lapses
befall me noggin' often
the last was maestro
Haiku # 23527, November 25, 2002 12:39 am ET
by maestro
anal ones may ask
why persist if bored as hell?
most cool domain name
Haiku # 23526, November 25, 2002 12:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a bored neophyte
devoid of motivation
cares not to compete
Haiku # 23525, November 25, 2002 12:34 am ET
by maestro
hideous he shouts
row after row of bright red
byzantine horses
Haiku # 23524, November 24, 2002 10:14 pm ET
by Mr Horse
Anonymous Poet
Thanks so much for your offer
but I'll have to pass!!
Haiku # 23523, November 24, 2002 8:43 pm ET
by some internet chick
the whole idea of
posting on a website
masturbation of words
Haiku # 23522, November 24, 2002 8:19 pm ET
by Mox
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