Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
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ghost burrito nine
ion ion ion ion cone
she shaw she shaw shaw
Haiku # 23608, November 29, 2002 10:08 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
wizard flake custard
potato pie and coleslaw
one hundred pimples
Haiku # 23607, November 29, 2002 10:06 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
ahh na na na na
eep up up up up eep up
ahh neep neep neep neep
Haiku # 23606, November 29, 2002 10:04 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
helicopter ride
fish eyes witch eyes hamburger
cherry applesauce
Haiku # 23605, November 29, 2002 10:03 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
green robot massage
old silver-plated pliers
a cop stopped me cold
Haiku # 23604, November 29, 2002 10:01 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
and sex and light and
underwater laser lights
plastic tomato
Haiku # 23603, November 29, 2002 10:00 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
tapeworm energy
my my my and what a face
forever hungry
Haiku # 23602, November 29, 2002 9:58 am ET
by SuperHybrid:JDX of Boulder USA
dagnabbit! now twice!
from last maestro through
this, credit is mine
Haiku # 23601, November 28, 2002 9:59 pm ET
by maestro
vulgar terms. Sorry
maestro's utterance beneath
damn that field of "Name:"
Haiku # 23600, November 28, 2002 9:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
accumulation
wields no value in spirit
Iraq v. Tex' ... Fuck!
Haiku # 23599, November 28, 2002 9:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
props (pardon my slang)
to haiku five hundred Scott
for helmeted wit
Haiku # 23598, November 28, 2002 9:38 pm ET
by maestro
an insipid post
no one ever fought for spam
ingratitude sucks
Haiku # 23597, November 28, 2002 8:29 pm ET
by ap
Turkey: Mmmm, good stuff-
It is my bird of choice, see?
Big, dumb, tasty bird.
Haiku # 23596, November 28, 2002 8:06 pm ET
by Mark
Let's all kill Saddam
Because a few years ago
We gave him weapons
Haiku # 23595, November 28, 2002 12:55 pm ET
by groggo of hell
well....eat good turkey
and remember, it's for this that

we fight our wars for
Haiku # 23594, November 28, 2002 5:12 am ET
by k of White Trash Central
you know what it is?
it's that 'cooler than thou' thing
that really bugs me
Haiku # 23593, November 28, 2002 5:04 am ET
by k of there's a reason i live in northeren california
am i just jaded?
it seems that if i had been
on drugs, beck might rock



(naw, probably not)
Haiku # 23592, November 28, 2002 5:00 am ET
by k
turkey tomorrow
cooked bird, ass full of stuffing
gluttony abides
Haiku # 23591, November 28, 2002 4:55 am ET
by k of going to sebastopol...where?....trust me, it's nice there
no intensity
nothing to grab me except
the drunk guy near me
Haiku # 23590, November 28, 2002 4:52 am ET
by k of whatever happened to dropping the act in favor of a good jam?
saw beck and flaming
lips...it was a 'show' all right
in LA style
Haiku # 23589, November 28, 2002 4:51 am ET
by k of (note...LA isn't necessarily a 'good' thing)
Inspectors, beware-
Lies, Lies, Lies- watch your back man-
Saddam plans war again.
Haiku # 23588, November 28, 2002 12:55 am ET
by Mark
I'm George B, I own
a Ford Extinction and I'm
a Gasshole...Hi George!
Haiku # 23587, November 27, 2002 6:40 pm ET
by onjaysun
it's sterile hanging
behind a firewall
cast out for lack of
Haiku # 23586, November 27, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the noose is hanging
and waiting for the man to
step in, and jump in
Haiku # 23585, November 27, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by Mox
johnny walked the line
put dollar bills behind strings
guitar percussion
Haiku # 23584, November 27, 2002 8:49 am ET
by Mellie, they told me that at Sun Studio, Memphis
we rule the world now
and we all drive S U Vs
what am i missing
Haiku # 23583, November 27, 2002 5:23 am ET
by ap
saw johnny cash on
the TV 2 nite, he's still
a hero of mine
Haiku # 23582, November 27, 2002 4:13 am ET
by k
i agree...let's bomb
Iraq, buy large SUV's
and then rule the world


(or what's left of it)
Haiku # 23581, November 27, 2002 4:11 am ET
by k of Purrsian Golf
winter sun warms us
well into fall....a petri dish
for all to enjoy
Haiku # 23580, November 27, 2002 4:09 am ET
by k of san francisco....land of no fricken' rain!
can't wait for turkey
stuffing and potatoes and
family torture....
Haiku # 23579, November 27, 2002 4:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
hey Marc...let's have an
intellectual debate
over this issue

YOU'RE NOT THINKING IT THROUGH!!!
Haiku # 23578, November 27, 2002 4:04 am ET
by k
blah blah bomb Iraq
blah blah blah we are good blah
blah America

BLAH!
Haiku # 23577, November 27, 2002 4:02 am ET
by k
thought processes - good
do we bomb all that is "bad"
and none of what's good
Haiku # 23576, November 27, 2002 12:59 am ET
by scotch of (i mean, we don't "n' sync" for instance, although i get bombed on occasion...)
Saddam Hussein - bad
Chemical, nuclear, war
Smack down on his a$$.
Haiku # 23575, November 26, 2002 6:00 pm ET
by Mark McGill
Encroachment, word thief-
Stop venting bad childhood here
Count backwards from ten.
Haiku # 23574, November 26, 2002 5:56 pm ET
by Mark McGill
Haiku, bold effort.
Smell the stinch of failure now.
Hot Chocolate - Good.
Haiku # 23573, November 26, 2002 5:52 pm ET
by Mark McGill
can't stand M & M
though he's gone really quite far
on little talent
Haiku # 23572, November 26, 2002 4:30 pm ET
by ...sheesh, no accounting for American's taste!
like I said...eminem
impressions, do they improve
"ditziness" or just release steam?
Haiku # 23571, November 26, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by Mox
oh, and by the way
k? refreshing talent here
one of two or three
Haiku # 23570, November 26, 2002 3:29 pm ET
by ...for sure
must agree with k
"some internet ditz" sad case...
I.Q. 45?
Haiku # 23569, November 26, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by ...maybe
why is k doing the eminem so and
so is such and such thing?
Haiku # 23568, November 26, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There is a lot to
say about wasting talents
or burying them
Haiku # 23567, November 26, 2002 3:27 pm ET
by Mox
unrefreshingly
naive...you set yourself up
like a bowling pin
Haiku # 23566, November 26, 2002 2:17 pm ET
by k
some chick...I think you
get a hard time because you're
unbelievable
Haiku # 23565, November 26, 2002 2:16 pm ET
by k
donut shop robbed, cops
raised questions, owner's face glazed
story full of holes
Haiku # 23564, November 26, 2002 12:47 pm ET
by onjaysun
This is bad haiku
Counting five and seven syl's
Anonymity
Haiku # 23563, November 26, 2002 8:58 am ET
by R. of PT
Maybe it's better
not knowing who each one is -
But maybe it's not
Haiku # 23562, November 26, 2002 8:53 am ET
by R. of PT
K, you thought I was
Moxie? it that why you gave
me such a hard time?
I am sorry if
you thought I was Moxie but
trust me I am not
Haiku # 23561, November 26, 2002 8:44 am ET
by some internet chick
Was just thinking why
for no apparent reason -
didn't write for a week
Haiku # 23560, November 26, 2002 5:12 am ET
by R. of PT
That was not our goal
That was not our purpose -
Quick celebrity
Haiku # 23559, November 26, 2002 5:06 am ET
by R. of PT
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