Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 166 Days and 77047 Haiku later...

the noose is hanging
and waiting for the man to
step in, and jump in
Haiku # 23585, November 27, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by Mox
johnny walked the line
put dollar bills behind strings
guitar percussion
Haiku # 23584, November 27, 2002 8:49 am ET
by Mellie, they told me that at Sun Studio, Memphis
we rule the world now
and we all drive S U Vs
what am i missing
Haiku # 23583, November 27, 2002 5:23 am ET
by ap
saw johnny cash on
the TV 2 nite, he's still
a hero of mine
Haiku # 23582, November 27, 2002 4:13 am ET
by k
i agree...let's bomb
Iraq, buy large SUV's
and then rule the world


(or what's left of it)
Haiku # 23581, November 27, 2002 4:11 am ET
by k of Purrsian Golf
winter sun warms us
well into fall....a petri dish
for all to enjoy
Haiku # 23580, November 27, 2002 4:09 am ET
by k of san francisco....land of no fricken' rain!
can't wait for turkey
stuffing and potatoes and
family torture....
Haiku # 23579, November 27, 2002 4:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
hey Marc...let's have an
intellectual debate
over this issue

YOU'RE NOT THINKING IT THROUGH!!!
Haiku # 23578, November 27, 2002 4:04 am ET
by k
blah blah bomb Iraq
blah blah blah we are good blah
blah America

BLAH!
Haiku # 23577, November 27, 2002 4:02 am ET
by k
thought processes - good
do we bomb all that is "bad"
and none of what's good
Haiku # 23576, November 27, 2002 12:59 am ET
by scotch of (i mean, we don't "n' sync" for instance, although i get bombed on occasion...)
Saddam Hussein - bad
Chemical, nuclear, war
Smack down on his a$$.
Haiku # 23575, November 26, 2002 6:00 pm ET
by Mark McGill
Encroachment, word thief-
Stop venting bad childhood here
Count backwards from ten.
Haiku # 23574, November 26, 2002 5:56 pm ET
by Mark McGill
Haiku, bold effort.
Smell the stinch of failure now.
Hot Chocolate - Good.
Haiku # 23573, November 26, 2002 5:52 pm ET
by Mark McGill
can't stand M & M
though he's gone really quite far
on little talent
Haiku # 23572, November 26, 2002 4:30 pm ET
by ...sheesh, no accounting for American's taste!
like I said...eminem
impressions, do they improve
"ditziness" or just release steam?
Haiku # 23571, November 26, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by Mox
oh, and by the way
k? refreshing talent here
one of two or three
Haiku # 23570, November 26, 2002 3:29 pm ET
by ...for sure
must agree with k
"some internet ditz" sad case...
I.Q. 45?
Haiku # 23569, November 26, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by ...maybe
why is k doing the eminem so and
so is such and such thing?
Haiku # 23568, November 26, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There is a lot to
say about wasting talents
or burying them
Haiku # 23567, November 26, 2002 3:27 pm ET
by Mox
unrefreshingly
naive...you set yourself up
like a bowling pin
Haiku # 23566, November 26, 2002 2:17 pm ET
by k
some chick...I think you
get a hard time because you're
unbelievable
Haiku # 23565, November 26, 2002 2:16 pm ET
by k
donut shop robbed, cops
raised questions, owner's face glazed
story full of holes
Haiku # 23564, November 26, 2002 12:47 pm ET
by onjaysun
This is bad haiku
Counting five and seven syl's
Anonymity
Haiku # 23563, November 26, 2002 8:58 am ET
by R. of PT
Maybe it's better
not knowing who each one is -
But maybe it's not
Haiku # 23562, November 26, 2002 8:53 am ET
by R. of PT
K, you thought I was
Moxie? it that why you gave
me such a hard time?
I am sorry if
you thought I was Moxie but
trust me I am not
Haiku # 23561, November 26, 2002 8:44 am ET
by some internet chick
Was just thinking why
for no apparent reason -
didn't write for a week
Haiku # 23560, November 26, 2002 5:12 am ET
by R. of PT
That was not our goal
That was not our purpose -
Quick celebrity
Haiku # 23559, November 26, 2002 5:06 am ET
by R. of PT
I just eyed the stats -
With no special intention
PT now twenty
Haiku # 23558, November 26, 2002 5:04 am ET
by R. of PT
Funny seven syl's -
When appropriately chosen
are shorter than five
Haiku # 23557, November 26, 2002 4:56 am ET
by R. of PT
i guess some chick is
actually not moxie as
i had thought, but real....
Haiku # 23556, November 26, 2002 4:53 am ET
by k of perplexed to say the least
Well, why use one's name
While anonymity is
unanimous here
Haiku # 23555, November 26, 2002 4:53 am ET
by R. of PT
blue and deeper blue
don't begin to describe the
color of my dreams
Haiku # 23554, November 26, 2002 4:52 am ET
by k
another project
of art and craft, but this one
remains top secret
Haiku # 23553, November 26, 2002 4:22 am ET
by k
WHAT one and only???
PUH-LEEZE! give us all a break
"nothing special chick"
Haiku # 23552, November 25, 2002 10:36 pm ET
by new name for internet ditz
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
I am the one and only
Whos using my name?!?!?!?
Haiku # 23551, November 25, 2002 10:24 pm ET
by some internet chick
alone in the world
while around me there whirled all
who live for the crowd
Haiku # 23550, November 25, 2002 9:40 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
peace to everyone
I think you are all so swell!
aren't holidays great?
Haiku # 23549, November 25, 2002 8:07 pm ET
by some internet chick
this pussy just purrs
I did not have claws out scot
just enough for grip
Haiku # 23548, November 25, 2002 7:57 pm ET
by mellie
peace to you mellie
sixth place is just fine with me
put those claws back in
Haiku # 23547, November 25, 2002 7:41 pm ET
by scot/ch
pissing in the wind
is still not a good idea
even if you squat
Haiku # 23546, November 25, 2002 7:21 pm ET
by scot/ch
well okay maestro
have your baton ready sir
I'm second fiddle

or that could be mox
ash is the star performer
and scott is all wind
Haiku # 23545, November 25, 2002 6:56 pm ET
by mellie
well, seems like all the
disasters are slick to start
consuming U.S. folks
Haiku # 23544, November 25, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
an exploding bomb
if filmed and played back slowly
would seem quite peaceful
Haiku # 23543, November 25, 2002 2:38 pm ET
by scotch
thirty-eight minutes:
the time the states would have used
the oil spilled off spain
Haiku # 23542, November 25, 2002 2:01 pm ET
by scotch of sobering statistics
coming round the track
well behind betty lebomb
i finish in sixth
Haiku # 23541, November 25, 2002 1:57 pm ET
by scott of haiku 500 (now for some scotch)
jewel's strange choice of fuel
proves, in the end, not to work
bile just doesn't burn
Haiku # 23540, November 25, 2002 12:29 pm ET
by scott of haiku 500
coming up on jewel
i hear "ppfft ppfft ppfft ppfft ppfft"
hope she gets that fixed
Haiku # 23539, November 25, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by scott of haiku 500

kenneth extension
anyone remember him?
see ya, old timer
Haiku # 23538, November 25, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by scott of haiku 500
with my helmet on,
a thumbs up from my pit crew,
full throttle haiku!
Haiku # 23537, November 25, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by scott of haiku 500
waves disrupting air
support bouyant melodies
afloat with rhythm
Haiku # 23536, November 25, 2002 11:56 am ET
by maestro
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