Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 166 Days and 77047 Haiku later...

saw beck and flaming
lips...it was a 'show' all right
in LA style
Haiku # 23589, November 28, 2002 4:51 am ET
by k of (note...LA isn't necessarily a 'good' thing)
Inspectors, beware-
Lies, Lies, Lies- watch your back man-
Saddam plans war again.
Haiku # 23588, November 28, 2002 12:55 am ET
by Mark
I'm George B, I own
a Ford Extinction and I'm
a Gasshole...Hi George!
Haiku # 23587, November 27, 2002 6:40 pm ET
by onjaysun
it's sterile hanging
behind a firewall
cast out for lack of
Haiku # 23586, November 27, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the noose is hanging
and waiting for the man to
step in, and jump in
Haiku # 23585, November 27, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by Mox
johnny walked the line
put dollar bills behind strings
guitar percussion
Haiku # 23584, November 27, 2002 8:49 am ET
by Mellie, they told me that at Sun Studio, Memphis
we rule the world now
and we all drive S U Vs
what am i missing
Haiku # 23583, November 27, 2002 5:23 am ET
by ap
saw johnny cash on
the TV 2 nite, he's still
a hero of mine
Haiku # 23582, November 27, 2002 4:13 am ET
by k
i agree...let's bomb
Iraq, buy large SUV's
and then rule the world


(or what's left of it)
Haiku # 23581, November 27, 2002 4:11 am ET
by k of Purrsian Golf
winter sun warms us
well into fall....a petri dish
for all to enjoy
Haiku # 23580, November 27, 2002 4:09 am ET
by k of san francisco....land of no fricken' rain!
can't wait for turkey
stuffing and potatoes and
family torture....
Haiku # 23579, November 27, 2002 4:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
hey Marc...let's have an
intellectual debate
over this issue

YOU'RE NOT THINKING IT THROUGH!!!
Haiku # 23578, November 27, 2002 4:04 am ET
by k
blah blah bomb Iraq
blah blah blah we are good blah
blah America

BLAH!
Haiku # 23577, November 27, 2002 4:02 am ET
by k
thought processes - good
do we bomb all that is "bad"
and none of what's good
Haiku # 23576, November 27, 2002 12:59 am ET
by scotch of (i mean, we don't "n' sync" for instance, although i get bombed on occasion...)
Saddam Hussein - bad
Chemical, nuclear, war
Smack down on his a$$.
Haiku # 23575, November 26, 2002 6:00 pm ET
by Mark McGill
Encroachment, word thief-
Stop venting bad childhood here
Count backwards from ten.
Haiku # 23574, November 26, 2002 5:56 pm ET
by Mark McGill
Haiku, bold effort.
Smell the stinch of failure now.
Hot Chocolate - Good.
Haiku # 23573, November 26, 2002 5:52 pm ET
by Mark McGill
can't stand M & M
though he's gone really quite far
on little talent
Haiku # 23572, November 26, 2002 4:30 pm ET
by ...sheesh, no accounting for American's taste!
like I said...eminem
impressions, do they improve
"ditziness" or just release steam?
Haiku # 23571, November 26, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by Mox
oh, and by the way
k? refreshing talent here
one of two or three
Haiku # 23570, November 26, 2002 3:29 pm ET
by ...for sure
must agree with k
"some internet ditz" sad case...
I.Q. 45?
Haiku # 23569, November 26, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by ...maybe
why is k doing the eminem so and
so is such and such thing?
Haiku # 23568, November 26, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There is a lot to
say about wasting talents
or burying them
Haiku # 23567, November 26, 2002 3:27 pm ET
by Mox
unrefreshingly
naive...you set yourself up
like a bowling pin
Haiku # 23566, November 26, 2002 2:17 pm ET
by k
some chick...I think you
get a hard time because you're
unbelievable
Haiku # 23565, November 26, 2002 2:16 pm ET
by k
donut shop robbed, cops
raised questions, owner's face glazed
story full of holes
Haiku # 23564, November 26, 2002 12:47 pm ET
by onjaysun
This is bad haiku
Counting five and seven syl's
Anonymity
Haiku # 23563, November 26, 2002 8:58 am ET
by R. of PT
Maybe it's better
not knowing who each one is -
But maybe it's not
Haiku # 23562, November 26, 2002 8:53 am ET
by R. of PT
K, you thought I was
Moxie? it that why you gave
me such a hard time?
I am sorry if
you thought I was Moxie but
trust me I am not
Haiku # 23561, November 26, 2002 8:44 am ET
by some internet chick
Was just thinking why
for no apparent reason -
didn't write for a week
Haiku # 23560, November 26, 2002 5:12 am ET
by R. of PT
That was not our goal
That was not our purpose -
Quick celebrity
Haiku # 23559, November 26, 2002 5:06 am ET
by R. of PT
I just eyed the stats -
With no special intention
PT now twenty
Haiku # 23558, November 26, 2002 5:04 am ET
by R. of PT
Funny seven syl's -
When appropriately chosen
are shorter than five
Haiku # 23557, November 26, 2002 4:56 am ET
by R. of PT
i guess some chick is
actually not moxie as
i had thought, but real....
Haiku # 23556, November 26, 2002 4:53 am ET
by k of perplexed to say the least
Well, why use one's name
While anonymity is
unanimous here
Haiku # 23555, November 26, 2002 4:53 am ET
by R. of PT
blue and deeper blue
don't begin to describe the
color of my dreams
Haiku # 23554, November 26, 2002 4:52 am ET
by k
another project
of art and craft, but this one
remains top secret
Haiku # 23553, November 26, 2002 4:22 am ET
by k
WHAT one and only???
PUH-LEEZE! give us all a break
"nothing special chick"
Haiku # 23552, November 25, 2002 10:36 pm ET
by new name for internet ditz
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
I am the one and only
Whos using my name?!?!?!?
Haiku # 23551, November 25, 2002 10:24 pm ET
by some internet chick
alone in the world
while around me there whirled all
who live for the crowd
Haiku # 23550, November 25, 2002 9:40 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
peace to everyone
I think you are all so swell!
aren't holidays great?
Haiku # 23549, November 25, 2002 8:07 pm ET
by some internet chick
this pussy just purrs
I did not have claws out scot
just enough for grip
Haiku # 23548, November 25, 2002 7:57 pm ET
by mellie
peace to you mellie
sixth place is just fine with me
put those claws back in
Haiku # 23547, November 25, 2002 7:41 pm ET
by scot/ch
pissing in the wind
is still not a good idea
even if you squat
Haiku # 23546, November 25, 2002 7:21 pm ET
by scot/ch
well okay maestro
have your baton ready sir
I'm second fiddle

or that could be mox
ash is the star performer
and scott is all wind
Haiku # 23545, November 25, 2002 6:56 pm ET
by mellie
well, seems like all the
disasters are slick to start
consuming U.S. folks
Haiku # 23544, November 25, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
an exploding bomb
if filmed and played back slowly
would seem quite peaceful
Haiku # 23543, November 25, 2002 2:38 pm ET
by scotch
thirty-eight minutes:
the time the states would have used
the oil spilled off spain
Haiku # 23542, November 25, 2002 2:01 pm ET
by scotch of sobering statistics
coming round the track
well behind betty lebomb
i finish in sixth
Haiku # 23541, November 25, 2002 1:57 pm ET
by scott of haiku 500 (now for some scotch)
jewel's strange choice of fuel
proves, in the end, not to work
bile just doesn't burn
Haiku # 23540, November 25, 2002 12:29 pm ET
by scott of haiku 500
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