by oldnasty of arcata, humboldt
Got out of the wrong
side of the bed this morning:
Had to climb the wall.
by Lao-Tse
Got out of the wrong
side of the bed this morning:
Had to climb the wall.
by Lao-Tse
Oh toilet bowl, if
only I knew the music
the way I know you.
by Lao-Tse
War with children huh?
How about poetry for
the illiterate?
by Lao-TseLondon, England
as steroids to sport
i can tell the I.O.C. :
cash to committees
by ashley of sid-i-nee, Oz
so what do i care
if we differ by so much
it's all bad haiku
by ashley of Oz
a wise man was once
heard to say "Keep it real up
in the field, awwight?"
by Superjew
I'm back and it's war.
I can't leave you kids alone
For a minute! Tch!
by Reverend JimFort Collins, Yanquiland
must ignore punkass
to create is to know god
kill him for me, god
by Hollywood Bonfire
working at the zoo
all the frozen mice i want
with no questions asked
by Hollywood Bonfire
news flash! pAHHThetic
little inbred monkey-boy
makes joke on purpose!
by Superjew
Dearest Hollywood,
Please. Jack Handy is rolling
over in his grave
by Superjew
Superwasp is here
More than a halfwit but whole
Dog Day Afternoon
by AHHT
opportunity
janis, janis, yeah yeah yeah!
thanks for this cool site
by ashley oz
And still I wonder
Why "blink" is implemented
In the new release
by janis
My mind is cringing
from this back and forth battle
of haiku half-wits
by Superjew
idiot biker
weaving through peak hour traffic
potential road kill
by ashley oz
by AHHT
cannibal parents
tell picky children their food
tastes like uncle Joe
by Andrew H of centreville, USA
by Scott of UVA,
Stalinist lightbulb
Shines so brightly in my eyes
Buzz buzz, try again
by AHHT
If you're at the mall
You are a face in the crowd
Of people you hate
by AHHT
and mortality
it can't take long i figure
but then it's over
by ashley of Oz
while slurping that clit
avoid letting hot twat juice
squirt into your eyes
by squish
while tonguing pussy
try pushing your nose into
that little brown hole
by squish
When I see people,
like at a mall, I think, man
I really hate them
by Buck Nekid
Oh, I eat pussy
If it smells like fish, eat it
As I always say
by Bubba
Oh, I eat pussy
If it smalls like fish, eat it
As I always say
by Bubba
count again my friend.
mine are seventeen, unlike
the two you sent in.
by Buck Nekid
I laughed so hard I think I had an orgasm
From that last post
Thank you Dr. Teeth!
by Kim of Phila, USA
New-installed car gun
blasts, recoils; charred remains!
Flip ME off, will you?
by Dr. Teeth of LA, USA
thought for a workday
play the lottery and win
knock this shithole down
by Hollywood Bonfire
Dyslexic agnos-
tic insomniac, up late,
Cries, "Is there a dog?"
by Dr.Teeth of LA, USA
He wants deep throat
That's not a problem
His dick is small.
by Kim of Phila, USA
mister t and me
went ice fishing last winter
later, he kissed me
by Hollywood Bonfire
But that's okay BuckI guess the second MeowmixWas a mistake?
by AHHT
My haikus are badBut at least they are seventeensyllables, Buck
by AHHT
It is illegalTo walk down some city streetsIf you are ugly
by AHHT
I wear the pantsin this relationship but they'rebig, baggy clown pants
by AHHT
I want chicken, I
want liver meowmix,meowmix
please deliver. Please?
by Buck Nekid
watch out while you sleep
cause when you least expect it
there's PSYCHO KITTY!!
by Buck Nekid
Laugh, clown,laugh.This is
what I tell myself when I
dress up like bozo
by Buck Nekid
bananas taste good
funky monkeys taste better
let out a big yawn
by none Uh?
The snow blows around
Making baked beans taste better
Now I have to fart.
by Hannah of noneofyourbusiness, US
Cyanide turkey,
Blue faces--another Ke-
vorkian evening
by Amy of SLC, USA
this is really true:
girl I knew said her newborn
was hung like a horse
by Hollywood Bonfire
if I was female
I would make it a point to
show truckers my tits
by Hollywood Bonfire
Japanese girls are
Chasing gaigin Dean, and then:
Kanashibari!
by Tim of Dunedin, New Zealand
Oh the altar boys
"Post-coitus anima triste
I cum, go sadly
by nunya bidness
