Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 166 Days and 77047 Haiku later...

i'm no damn student
maybe that's why they asked me
to leave the campus
Haiku # 1091, January 26, 1999 4:32 pm ET
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
must stop this madness
thinking only in Haiku
need more syllables
Haiku # 1090, January 26, 1999 3:38 pm ET
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
My haiku is bad
like the wind from my ass
breaking away free
Haiku # 1089, January 26, 1999 3:36 pm ET
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
what a great outlet
this haiku stuff seems to be
i'm no poet
Haiku # 1088, January 26, 1999 3:33 pm ET
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
one banana two
Potassium's dark blue
My monkey's named lou
Haiku # 1087, January 26, 1999 3:30 pm ET
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
in a brief moment
i fear what my boss would say
too bad he's in Guam
Haiku # 1086, January 26, 1999 3:28 pm ET
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
Hollywood Bonfire
your talent brings me laughter
hats off to you sir
Haiku # 1085, January 26, 1999 3:24 pm ET
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
sometimes I feel bad
after drinking the last beer
I'll get over it
Haiku # 1084, January 26, 1999 3:22 pm ET
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH
BLAHBLAHBLAH
BLAH BLAHBLAHBLAH
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, huh?
Haiku # 1083, January 26, 1999 3:21 pm ET
by NOGEL GOOKIEBELMAR, JERSEYSHORE
I just ran over
Hiesenberg's cat in my car
I left him a note
Haiku # 1082, January 26, 1999 3:19 pm ET
by oldnasty of arcata, usa

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Haiku # 1081, January 26, 1999 3:14 pm ET
by oldnasty of arcata, humboldt



Haiku # 1080, January 26, 1999 3:12 pm ET
by oldnasty of arcata, humboldt
Got out of the wrong
side of the bed this morning:
Had to climb the wall.
Haiku # 1079, January 26, 1999 8:47 am ET
by Lao-Tse
Got out of the wrong
side of the bed this morning:
Had to climb the wall.
Haiku # 1078, January 26, 1999 8:18 am ET
by Lao-Tse
Oh toilet bowl, if
only I knew the music
the way I know you.
Haiku # 1077, January 25, 1999 8:33 am ET
by Lao-Tse
War with children huh?
How about poetry for
the illiterate?
Haiku # 1076, January 25, 1999 8:24 am ET
by Lao-TseLondon, England
as steroids to sport
i can tell the I.O.C. :
cash to committees
Haiku # 1075, January 25, 1999 12:20 am ET
by ashley of sid-i-nee, Oz
so what do i care
if we differ by so much
it's all bad haiku
Haiku # 1074, January 25, 1999 12:15 am ET
by ashley of Oz
a wise man was once
heard to say "Keep it real up
in the field, awwight?"
Haiku # 1073, January 22, 1999 4:19 pm ET
by Superjew
I'm back and it's war.
I can't leave you kids alone
For a minute! Tch!
Haiku # 1072, January 22, 1999 1:43 pm ET
by Reverend JimFort Collins, Yanquiland
must ignore punkass
to create is to know god
kill him for me, god
Haiku # 1071, January 22, 1999 12:05 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
working at the zoo
all the frozen mice i want
with no questions asked
Haiku # 1070, January 22, 1999 12:01 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
news flash! pAHHThetic
little inbred monkey-boy
makes joke on purpose!
Haiku # 1069, January 22, 1999 9:11 am ET
by Superjew
Dearest Hollywood,
Please. Jack Handy is rolling
over in his grave
Haiku # 1068, January 21, 1999 4:41 pm ET
by Superjew
Superwasp is here
More than a halfwit but whole
Dog Day Afternoon
Haiku # 1067, January 21, 1999 6:24 am ET
by AHHT
opportunity
janis, janis, yeah yeah yeah!
thanks for this cool site
Haiku # 1066, January 21, 1999 2:35 am ET
by ashley oz
And still I wonder
Why "blink" is implemented
In the new release
Haiku # 1065, January 20, 1999 2:32 pm ET
by janis
My mind is cringing
from this back and forth battle
of haiku half-wits
Haiku # 1064, January 20, 1999 11:15 am ET
by Superjew
idiot biker
weaving through peak hour traffic
potential road kill
Haiku # 1063, January 19, 1999 5:16 am ET
by ashley oz
With HTML
Haiku is more than just bad
But colourful, too
Haiku # 1062, January 19, 1999 2:53 am ET
by AHHT
cannibal parents
tell picky children their food
tastes like uncle Joe
Haiku # 1061, January 18, 1999 11:07 pm ET
by Andrew H of centreville, USA
For a great web page
Learn to use HTML
Or else it's just shit
Haiku # 1060, January 18, 1999 3:51 pm ET
by Scott of UVA,
Stalinist lightbulb
Shines so brightly in my eyes
Buzz buzz, try again
Haiku # 1059, January 17, 1999 8:19 pm ET
by AHHT
If you're at the mall
You are a face in the crowd
Of people you hate
Haiku # 1058, January 17, 1999 8:13 pm ET
by AHHT
and mortality
it can't take long i figure
but then it's over
Haiku # 1057, January 17, 1999 6:26 am ET
by ashley of Oz
while slurping that clit
avoid letting hot twat juice
squirt into your eyes
Haiku # 1056, January 17, 1999 2:03 am ET
by squish
while tonguing pussy
try pushing your nose into
that little brown hole
Haiku # 1055, January 16, 1999 7:16 pm ET
by squish
When I see people,
like at a mall, I think, man
I really hate them
Haiku # 1054, January 16, 1999 3:55 am ET
by Buck Nekid
Oh, I eat pussy
If it smells like fish, eat it
As I always say
Haiku # 1053, January 16, 1999 3:54 am ET
by Bubba
Oh, I eat pussy
If it smalls like fish, eat it
As I always say
Haiku # 1052, January 16, 1999 3:53 am ET
by Bubba
count again my friend.
mine are seventeen, unlike
the two you sent in.
Haiku # 1051, January 16, 1999 2:39 am ET
by Buck Nekid
I laughed so hard I think I had an orgasm
From that last post
Thank you Dr. Teeth!
Haiku # 1050, January 15, 1999 3:57 pm ET
by Kim of Phila, USA
New-installed car gun
blasts, recoils; charred remains!
Flip ME off, will you?
Haiku # 1049, January 15, 1999 12:12 pm ET
by Dr. Teeth of LA, USA
thought for a workday
play the lottery and win
knock this shithole down
Haiku # 1048, January 15, 1999 12:12 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Dyslexic agnos-
tic insomniac, up late,
Cries, "Is there a dog?"
Haiku # 1047, January 15, 1999 12:07 pm ET
by Dr.Teeth of LA, USA
He wants deep throat
That's not a problem
His dick is small.
Haiku # 1046, January 15, 1999 11:19 am ET
by Kim of Phila, USA
mister t and me
went ice fishing last winter
later, he kissed me
Haiku # 1045, January 15, 1999 10:44 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
But that's okay BuckI guess the second MeowmixWas a mistake?
Haiku # 1044, January 15, 1999 4:24 am ET
by AHHT
My haikus are badBut at least they are seventeensyllables, Buck
Haiku # 1043, January 15, 1999 4:11 am ET
by AHHT
It is illegalTo walk down some city streetsIf you are ugly
Haiku # 1042, January 15, 1999 4:05 am ET
by AHHT