one night stand only
loading zone docking clearway
pick up parking fine

getting much warmer
going down under blankets
who's coming with me?

roll of no haiku
toilet paper submitted,
use freely then flush

whoops, pushed too hard.
like so many things in life
too hard means too much.

chuncky squirt, drip drip,
bubble, fizz, snap crackle pop
my ass orchestra.

chuncky squirt, drip drip,
bubble, fizz, snap crackle pop
my ass orchestra.

chuncky squirt, drip drip,
bubble, fizz, snap crackle pop
my ass orchestra.

lumpy chuncky poo
a garden snake searching for
the tidy bowl man.

I promise I will
try and consider my thoughts
before I promise.

beautiful word yes
promise of God most high.
Thank God I know Him

never, somewhere, not
no one-where, how just because,
landed me in pain.

when did I forget
that being is so much fun?
why, no, are now yes.

a mind so complete.
beautiful person you are,
speak and I'll listen.

full moon, sandy beach,
waves to the sand take their cue,
as I enter you.

I love you so much.
clap your hands, snap your fingers
I'll give it to you

baby I love you
yes baby I do love you
kiss me, I don't mind

Failed in my mission
as left mouse clicks just don't come
I'm too stoned to drive