Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
in boo's puss filled fuckhole
there's a picture of dubya--and corn
colon tattoo that professes boo's love!!!!
Haiku # 11476 June 19, 2001 12:30 am ET
by azzzZzz
pleez-not on your neez
let me greez up your titteez
you taste some of theez
Haiku # 11475 June 19, 2001 12:23 am ET
by asp
just one more dead corpse
to hide in my basement floor
good to see you dead
Haiku # 11474 June 19, 2001 12:20 am ET
by asp
raining cats and dogs
something smells fishy dear
might go for a bird
Haiku # 11473 June 18, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by mellie
on my knees head bowed
jesus mary and joseph
who the fuck is joe?
Haiku # 11472 June 18, 2001 11:49 pm ET
by mellie
she keeps on farting,
and farting, when I fuck her,
i ask her to stop.........

but she keeps farting,
japanese haiku about
farting Iron Woman

http://www.bekkoame.ne.jp/ha/dins/onarafetish3english.htm
Haiku # 11471 June 18, 2001 10:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i've been called a "berk"
can you imagine a "berk"
wounded mortally
Haiku # 11470 June 18, 2001 10:29 pm ET
by ap
mox boo mcveigh miss
everything mcnuggets boo
mommy wipes my ass
Haiku # 11469 June 18, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by boo
i'm still really dead
this upsets boo real bad
mommy wipes boo's ass
Haiku # 11468 June 18, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by mcveigh
tonight i shit corn
mmm eat the corn num num
mommy wipes my ass
Haiku # 11467 June 18, 2001 10:15 pm ET
by boo
mommy wipes my ass
and i hate george bush a lot
mommy wipes mu ass
Haiku # 11466 June 18, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by boo
mommy wipes my ass
and i hate george bush a lot
mommy wipes mu ass
Haiku # 11465 June 18, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by boo
Mel, there is no use
When someone has made their mind
up, and on line...
what does it matter?
Haiku # 11464 June 18, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by Mox
it sez:

down with government!
go somewhere else to kiss the
ass of dubya and dick, prick!
Haiku # 11463 June 18, 2001 9:55 pm ET
by boo
no art ap! haiku
is all supposed to have dub
entendre, theirs dubya!

so write what you spill
but shut the fuck up on those
that fulfill the perp.
Haiku # 11462 June 18, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by boo
just cuz you think you're
sooo bad! don't put your self-id
on what's said - just DIG!

there's stronger message
here, cauze this place AIN'T YOUR HOLE.
bad gets by cuza you, poofs.
Haiku # 11461 June 18, 2001 9:48 pm ET
by and mel, craphead!
and better than your "Me-Sex" is her:

what's dat? it's parts cats
and parts dogs; all its little
pittens are dat's dats.
Haiku # 11460 June 18, 2001 9:43 pm ET
by boo
ap, you sick shit, don't
tell anyone what to do;
you know nothing, berk!

Miss E's nude plunge by
her and Raul a while back,
better that your ass-wipe.
Haiku # 11459 June 18, 2001 9:39 pm ET
by boo
reach down and tickle
me she hisses breathlessly
now i know i'm on
Haiku # 11458 June 18, 2001 8:39 pm ET
by ap
she wiggles and moans
calls to jesus and mary
catholic girls are fun
Haiku # 11457 June 18, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by ap
bark for me baby
oh yeah i like it like that
let me clean you up
Haiku # 11456 June 18, 2001 8:32 pm ET
by ap
bark for me baby
oh yeah i like it like that
let me clean you up
Haiku # 11455 June 18, 2001 8:32 pm ET
by ap
carbon-based poet
lousy organic life form
please let me crush him
Haiku # 11454 June 18, 2001 5:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11453 June 18, 2001 5:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
weird -- so so so weird
it's weirder than anything
it's weirder than weird
Haiku # 11452 June 18, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by weird dude of weirdsville, USA
dude, what is this now?
whoa, a place for bad haikus
totally righteous!
Haiku # 11451 June 18, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The behemoth speaks
About her earth moving, but,
Haiku # 11450 June 18, 2001 2:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
she want's me to stop
and I have this addiction
so keep doing it
Haiku # 11449 June 18, 2001 11:56 am ET
by mellie
mudjimba's weeping
never you mind about her
women's business
Haiku # 11448 June 18, 2001 11:52 am ET
by mellie
The sex was good.. true.
but now politics you spew
goodbye sweet haiku!
Haiku # 11447 June 18, 2001 10:43 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
He looks up at me
Like an old blind beatin dog
It is a sad day...
Haiku # 11446 June 18, 2001 10:40 am ET
by Kackarott
jake: no underwear
fly open at interview
may god help us all.
Haiku # 11445 June 18, 2001 9:52 am ET
by hegna
I was too hasty
that was a dog of a line
almost went too far

who came from behind?
head was down I went arse up
so slip into me
Haiku # 11444 June 18, 2001 7:18 am ET
by mellie
circumlocutely
the rain in spain falls mainly
due to gravity

Haiku # 11443 June 18, 2001 7:04 am ET
by ash
I'm so organised
always ready never late
I can always come

it drives me insane
really I am tickled pink
at the thought of it

I'll come from behind
drag myself up from my knees
I go with the rolls
Haiku # 11442 June 18, 2001 1:21 am ET
by mellie
snuggled in my bed
sleepy hand slides down to where
sleek sweet pussy purrs
Haiku # 11441 June 18, 2001 12:42 am ET
by mellie
mellie, please write me
a dirty haiku dripping
with your sweet juices

makes me wild, happy
honestly it does mellie
vital people, yeah!
Haiku # 11440 June 17, 2001 9:39 pm ET
by ap
come to think of it
i post too fuckin much too
but i'm an artist
Haiku # 11439 June 17, 2001 9:35 pm ET
by ap
boo, you post too much
miss everything and mcveigh
no art is involved

you need to get laid
you know, have a little fun?
mommy wipes my ass.
Haiku # 11438 June 17, 2001 9:32 pm ET
by ap
O K here it is
political agenda
get laid now a lot
Haiku # 11437 June 17, 2001 9:29 pm ET
by ap
dead on. with no one
listening, no one willing
to do their big bang.
Haiku # 11436 June 17, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by McVeigh
dead end. big, brave bush
has gone out on a-ledged of
leadership. Jump! Jump!
Haiku # 11435 June 17, 2001 6:18 pm ET
by McVeigh
dead to rights ~ major
league hassle - big time: th'on in
the hyst'ricly books.
Haiku # 11434 June 17, 2001 6:15 pm ET
by McVeigh
dead letter: e-mail
your congresspig and that ass-
hole, vice-pig.a.dent.
Haiku # 11433 June 17, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by McVeigh
Haikus? Haikus? We
don't need no stinking haikus!
Aiii eeeee! Ya! Ya! Ya!
Haiku # 11432 June 17, 2001 6:05 pm ET
by ap
cool ice cube blow job
melt water streams on her tits
just a kiss away
Haiku # 11431 June 17, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by ap
pics in my pock prove
"NO FADE!" my pockets empty?
I knew that... no lie...
Haiku # 11430 June 17, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by NASA
corona in the
cooler sings like a siren
this could get ugly
Haiku # 11429 June 17, 2001 5:28 pm ET
by ap
the secret here is
to play hard and drink harder
reserve for fucking
Haiku # 11428 June 17, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by ap
adrenaline as
a hormone calls to its
brothers to come play
Haiku # 11427 June 17, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by ap