Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Haiku # 11506 June 20, 2001 8:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tented floral dress
quickly reminds us all that
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11505 June 20, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
since you loved it, boo:

What's dat? it's parts cats
and parts dog, all its little
pittens are dat's dats.
---c 2001 by me, the author.
Haiku # 11504 June 20, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by Miss Everything
And to top off the
internet stink, issues come
across, being the net
say what you will...
Haiku # 11503 June 20, 2001 2:54 pm ET
by Moxie
The jeans worn out become
tomorrows collectors routine
in Japan, big yen
Pizzicato 5
Haiku # 11502 June 20, 2001 2:53 pm ET
by Moxie
I just ignore
your haikus and post
mine except when I like yours

I'll whipe my own ass thank you very much...
Haiku # 11501 June 20, 2001 2:30 pm ET
by Mox
scepticism yep
bound to raise it's ugly head
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11500 June 20, 2001 11:41 am ET
by mellie
such nihilism
it's pretty hard to believe
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 11499 June 20, 2001 10:15 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 11498 June 20, 2001 10:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 11497 June 20, 2001 10:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
illumination
there can be a benefit
going down in flames
Haiku # 11496 June 20, 2001 8:08 am ET
by ash
1 1 4 8 6
the ole' 11487
blame them on ole' boo
Haiku # 11495 June 19, 2001 10:24 pm ET
by ap
'ja ever labor?
that's how you get these big arms
'n scars all over

'cept now is different
different because i did it
way different from you
Haiku # 11494 June 19, 2001 9:57 pm ET
by ap - for those who assume
you ever been in
a coal mine? deep or drift mine?
even a strip mine?
Haiku # 11493 June 19, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by ap
who would i vote for
mmm eugene v debbs joe hill
remember pullman?
Haiku # 11492 June 19, 2001 9:52 pm ET
by ap
maybe mellie ran
through my mind leaving a trail
of unspent hormones
Haiku # 11491 June 19, 2001 9:48 pm ET
by ap
all evening swimming
boo was all i could think of
nah only kiddin
Haiku # 11490 June 19, 2001 9:46 pm ET
by ap
shit boo, you asshole
i'd vote for you before dub
bush which says a lot
Haiku # 11489 June 19, 2001 9:44 pm ET
by ap
holy crap mcveigh
fuckin die already jerk
mommy wiped your ass
Haiku # 11488 June 19, 2001 8:48 pm ET
by sister flo
berk for me baby
you're the ugliest berk I
ever ass-wiped, berk.
Haiku # 11487 June 19, 2001 6:22 pm ET
by ap
berk, I was called a berk!
as I laid a major league
sphincter kiss on bush.
Haiku # 11486 June 19, 2001 6:17 pm ET
by ap
I got you shits so
gooood, you parrot me without
even thinking, HA!
Haiku # 11485 June 19, 2001 6:16 pm ET
by boo of to you pukes
deadzone, a countdown
from mine, bush philosophy?:
"that's entertainment!"

the execution
engine: there's no good engine
like a dead engine.
Haiku # 11484 June 19, 2001 5:53 pm ET
by McVeigh
deadwood, one thousand
reporters at mine, Garza
gets seventy-five

three hundred protest
down to fifty" no suspense
of secrets released
Haiku # 11483 June 19, 2001 5:51 pm ET
by McVeigh
bigger the cushion,
they say Frank Zappa said this
better the pushin
Haiku # 11482 June 19, 2001 4:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
thunderclap newman
call out the instigators
something in the air
Haiku # 11481 June 19, 2001 12:35 pm ET
by ap
Rotten, rolling, DEAD!
Slipping, sliding, STOPPING...DEAD!
Creeping, crawling, DEAD!
Haiku # 11480 June 19, 2001 10:55 am ET
by Dr. Claw of 2001 A.D.
A space in here,
Too much cost, lost.
Memories tossed.
Haiku # 11479 June 19, 2001 10:49 am ET
by Dr. Claw of ...
sacred devotion
sweet jesus mother of god
be my succour now
Haiku # 11478 June 19, 2001 2:17 am ET
by mellie
deader than a corpse
that surely is a stinker
I thought I was off
Haiku # 11477 June 19, 2001 2:08 am ET
by mellie
in boo's puss filled fuckhole
there's a picture of dubya--and corn
colon tattoo that professes boo's love!!!!
Haiku # 11476 June 19, 2001 12:30 am ET
by azzzZzz
pleez-not on your neez
let me greez up your titteez
you taste some of theez
Haiku # 11475 June 19, 2001 12:23 am ET
by asp
just one more dead corpse
to hide in my basement floor
good to see you dead
Haiku # 11474 June 19, 2001 12:20 am ET
by asp
raining cats and dogs
something smells fishy dear
might go for a bird
Haiku # 11473 June 18, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by mellie
on my knees head bowed
jesus mary and joseph
who the fuck is joe?
Haiku # 11472 June 18, 2001 11:49 pm ET
by mellie
she keeps on farting,
and farting, when I fuck her,
i ask her to stop.........

but she keeps farting,
japanese haiku about
farting Iron Woman

http://www.bekkoame.ne.jp/ha/dins/onarafetish3english.htm
Haiku # 11471 June 18, 2001 10:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i've been called a "berk"
can you imagine a "berk"
wounded mortally
Haiku # 11470 June 18, 2001 10:29 pm ET
by ap
mox boo mcveigh miss
everything mcnuggets boo
mommy wipes my ass
Haiku # 11469 June 18, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by boo
i'm still really dead
this upsets boo real bad
mommy wipes boo's ass
Haiku # 11468 June 18, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by mcveigh
tonight i shit corn
mmm eat the corn num num
mommy wipes my ass
Haiku # 11467 June 18, 2001 10:15 pm ET
by boo
mommy wipes my ass
and i hate george bush a lot
mommy wipes mu ass
Haiku # 11466 June 18, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by boo
mommy wipes my ass
and i hate george bush a lot
mommy wipes mu ass
Haiku # 11465 June 18, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by boo
Mel, there is no use
When someone has made their mind
up, and on line...
what does it matter?
Haiku # 11464 June 18, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by Mox
it sez:

down with government!
go somewhere else to kiss the
ass of dubya and dick, prick!
Haiku # 11463 June 18, 2001 9:55 pm ET
by boo
no art ap! haiku
is all supposed to have dub
entendre, theirs dubya!

so write what you spill
but shut the fuck up on those
that fulfill the perp.
Haiku # 11462 June 18, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by boo
just cuz you think you're
sooo bad! don't put your self-id
on what's said - just DIG!

there's stronger message
here, cauze this place AIN'T YOUR HOLE.
bad gets by cuza you, poofs.
Haiku # 11461 June 18, 2001 9:48 pm ET
by and mel, craphead!
and better than your "Me-Sex" is her:

what's dat? it's parts cats
and parts dogs; all its little
pittens are dat's dats.
Haiku # 11460 June 18, 2001 9:43 pm ET
by boo
ap, you sick shit, don't
tell anyone what to do;
you know nothing, berk!

Miss E's nude plunge by
her and Raul a while back,
better that your ass-wipe.
Haiku # 11459 June 18, 2001 9:39 pm ET
by boo
reach down and tickle
me she hisses breathlessly
now i know i'm on
Haiku # 11458 June 18, 2001 8:39 pm ET
by ap
she wiggles and moans
calls to jesus and mary
catholic girls are fun
Haiku # 11457 June 18, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by ap