your bitchass is owned
though nobody would want it
try harder next time

nasty skankass filth
you're a whore my dear, a whore
go play in traffic

oh i am so scared
the haiku master is mad
did i touch a nerve?

get lost, you moron
it i move to strike that
was not even haiku

i move to strike that
it was not even haiku
get lost, you moron

kittyguts, kittyguts
do what you need to
i like you : )

ok, kittyguts
thanks for showing me the light.
still live at mom's house?

band-aids for your heart
your crushed & broken lil' heart
bleed to death, you gimp

whine & complain, wuss
somebody break your dolly?
take a midol, slut!

so fucking witty
let's all hide behind our words
nobody escapes

swear, curse, cuss & foul
you kiss your mom with that mouth?
no- i kiss YOUR dad

you will be beaten
like a red headed stepchild
worthless assrammer

the ink & paint world
colors flow & splash & mix
twat! you killed kenny!

will you be happy?
when i whip out the big eel
and skullfuck you blind

lame lame lame lame lame
lame lame lame lame lame lame lame
lame lame lame lame lame

i see it again
"no haiku submitted"- blank
learn to type, dumbass

my clothes are too tight
she told me i looked sexy -
paid on commission

i tried to be nice
i lavished her with kindness
"fuck that shit", she said.

i wont go either
but a good is excuse is tough
you come first. damn it

00110
1011101
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we dont have to go
to the mount tonight but i
like the mov a lot

lifting my fuku
to mount me with your fountain.
jostle tits in humpton!

ap - a pig taking
sixty-nine from ME - for what?!
(yawn) such a nod-off.

i ate one dozen
oysters - only seven worked
i am too greedy

you are fucking pigs.
why can't you just leave me be?
insomnia sucks.

I know how to blow
just make an O with my lips
then I suck it in

I breathe out sighing
I suck greedily again
O I blow more then

dreaming of music
playing the didgeridoo
sucking and blowing

my deep-fried swordfish
laid on a sizzling platter:
......the better to eat

........my juicy oysters
steamed red hot to perfection
.......now on the menu

....rhinoplasty and
maxillo-facial trauma
.need... anaesthesia

......i am here, sheena
to be ravished and entwined
.....to do as you please

oysters succulent
salmon melting on my tongue
eating the ocean

the pulse is racing
the juices start flowing in
anticipation

metamorphosis
tell butterflies "plus ca change"
and they'll laugh at you

OK, this is good:
a man walks into a bar -
wait, how does it go?

.......azure canopy
eternal in the heavens
rough and rugged road

anticipation
surpasses the fulfillment
fantasy denied

ice pack labia
ready to pull up your skirt
at water fountain

perhaps kittenguts
should be rescued from the Earth
for a slower death.

the bra is quite full
mounds of silky, supple flesh
want chicken delight!

marcia brady's nose
it got hit by a football
i'd still bang her ass

"fuku" is the word
the Japanese word for "skirt"
i am a pervert

harry is a cunt
you should have saved nurse lisa
die muthafucker!!!!

in the Vogon ship
i gaze on my home planet
before its demise.

it's a blue marble
shrouded with marshmallow fluff
and crawling with ants.

the Earth in my sights,
ready for demolition -
any last haiku?

12503- Marie Fjordholm and
12369- tamarama - you've got MALE!
@8530-but no one loves ME*
----*nude plunge!

frantically, i push
the switch over and over.
what's that clicking sound?

Horse power like a train
culminating to push out
last of the Kling-ons.

It finally comes.
Unexpected; still, I'm thankful
Where is my TP?!!