Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Let the fishies swim
jump and hop and float around
switch the blender on
Haiku # 17110 November 12, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
You have made me tired
and now you will be punished
with a hard spanking
Haiku # 17109 November 12, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb

yo der mama gem
so lyk whts cookn at yo
neat den a dancin
Haiku # 17108 November 12, 2001 10:23 am ET
by mr luuuv

censhorship SUCKS dudes
and i thot peopl hir were
nlytnd, realy
Haiku # 17107 November 12, 2001 10:20 am ET
by mr luuuv

iraishamase
welcome back to this arghh site
indiana bro
Haiku # 17106 November 12, 2001 10:16 am ET
by mr. luuuv (as muthafucka niggers r wont t say whn dey fil cool n blue)
Babes in primary
ABC and 123
Good mawnin' teacher
Haiku # 17105 November 12, 2001 8:44 am ET
by jewel1
Snow ball avalanche
Tom Thumb and Thumbelina
Playing Tambourine

(hello again, Indiana)
Haiku # 17104 November 12, 2001 8:40 am ET
by jewel1

the sound of silence
broken by the rustling leaves
piles of them to rake
Haiku # 17103 November 12, 2001 8:20 am ET
by indiana
same goes all u oth
er haiku ers out there k?
luv from me, chali
Haiku # 17102 November 12, 2001 3:17 am ET
by chali
same goes all u oth
er haiku ers out there k?
luv from me, chali
Haiku # 17101 November 12, 2001 3:17 am ET
by chali
hey lo, moonflower,
i really like your haikus
i think they r cool
Haiku # 17100 November 12, 2001 3:15 am ET
by chali
australia rocks
we have yellow and green socks
australia rocks
Haiku # 17099 November 12, 2001 3:13 am ET
by chali of australia
i just want to say hi to all u guys in my english class at saint columbans. and just so u r really recognised, the teacher is ms Knox.

----------((@
amy
Haiku # 17098 November 12, 2001 3:07 am ET
by chali
i is a birdi
mommy says i am purty
cause i is birdy
Haiku # 17097 November 12, 2001 3:05 am ET
by chali
Rust colored trees brush
sky on it's way to rain. I
am standing waist deep

in the Willamette River.
Haiku # 17096 November 12, 2001 2:42 am ET
by k_against_urban_dwellings
an ice cream truck sings
it's sweet, siren song beside...
the weight loss centre
Haiku # 17095 November 11, 2001 9:14 pm ET
by chali
It's better to sing
praises of good people in
your life because hey
Haiku # 17094 November 11, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by Kokadjo
i made you happy
i know that today i did
that made me happy dad.
Haiku # 17092 November 11, 2001 6:21 am ET
by moonflower
so much a blessing,
i could not ever beg for more,
sweet sweet child of mine.
Haiku # 17091 November 11, 2001 6:18 am ET
by moonflower
typos ruin my life
errant "u" foils my haiku
got to stop drinking
Haiku # 17089 November 10, 2001 10:33 pm ET
by cheesecrudtpizza
Drunk again, Sunday morning
nothing butu empty bottles
I'll have another
Haiku # 17088 November 10, 2001 10:29 pm ET
by cheesecrustpizza of brooklyn
Wishing agape was
pure love but not the love I
mistook for lust
Haiku # 17087 November 10, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by Kokadjo

sigh censorship rules
cool pictures are not verses
AP's also art
Haiku # 17086 November 10, 2001 7:08 pm ET
by mr. agaped

wazzup fowhks
Haiku # 17085 November 10, 2001 7:02 pm ET
by mr. love
A place of silence
is always nice but always
there will be drama
Haiku # 17084 November 10, 2001 6:24 pm ET
by Kokadjo of I'm getting to you...that's not a good thing is it?
just to remind you,
that some people miss you so,
show love now before....
Haiku # 17083 November 10, 2001 6:48 am ET
by moonflower
caught in your own worlds,
too busy to glance his way?
wipe the tears away.
-----------((@
Haiku # 17082 November 10, 2001 6:43 am ET
by moonflower
nobody saw tears,
falling on wrinkled his cheeks,
forgotten old man.
Haiku # 17081 November 10, 2001 6:36 am ET
by moonflower
gazing at the pics,
of kids now grown up and whiz,
his happy it seems.
Haiku # 17080 November 10, 2001 6:30 am ET
by moonflower

manic robotoids
Haiku # 17079 November 9, 2001 11:24 pm ET
by the last line
a cracked site full of schizoids
Haiku # 17078 November 9, 2001 11:22 pm ET
by the second line

fucktoids hemorrhoids
Haiku # 17077 November 9, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by the first line
Hey, anon-fucker,
I can tell that you are the
so gay Kojadko.
Haiku # 17076 November 9, 2001 8:09 pm ET
by Greg Pass
JACK BE NIMBLE
JACK BE QUICK
JACK GO PEEPEE
OVER THE STICK
Haiku # 17075 November 9, 2001 5:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I LOVE BOOBOO
BOOBOO BOOBOO
I LOVE BOOBOO
Haiku # 17074 November 9, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
DID I MENTION I DON'T LIKE LIBERACE
LIBERACE SUCKS
I DON'T LIKE LIBERACE
Haiku # 17073 November 9, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I REALLY DON'T LIKE LIBERACE
LIBERACE SUCKS
I CANT STAND GAY PEOPLE
Haiku # 17072 November 9, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
LIBERACE SUCKS
I DON'T LIKE LIBERACE
LIBERACE SUCKS
Haiku # 17071 November 9, 2001 5:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The 3d haiku
Is so so very very nice
I like it a lot
Haiku # 17070 November 9, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by Janis (to scott)
The 3d haiku
Is so so very very nice
I like it a lot
Haiku # 17069 November 9, 2001 3:31 pm ET
by Janis (to scott)
Oh keep them coming
Please innovate please please please
This site is fragile

(use caution....)
Haiku # 17068 November 9, 2001 3:30 pm ET
by Janis
off to oregon
no terroists there but maybe
rivers and forests.
Haiku # 17067 November 9, 2001 3:10 pm ET
by k_against_
Every place has a soap opera
every place has a small drama
some people are just the audience
Haiku # 17066 November 9, 2001 10:21 am ET
by Kokadjo
Opinions are like...
and if you listen to one
you become opinion
Haiku # 17065 November 9, 2001 10:07 am ET
by Kokadjo
i mean, didn't you
like my earlier haiku?
some of my best work.
Haiku # 17064 November 8, 2001 11:55 pm ET
by k
<>
Haiku # 17063 November 8, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by k
sorry if I caused
trouble, but I didn't flood
the site. I love Klee.
Haiku # 17062 November 8, 2001 11:53 pm ET
by k
contrary counter
sadly you're no novelty
whatever you're called
Haiku # 17061 November 8, 2001 11:50 pm ET
by ash
Choose your own haiku
was the idea that came to
mind after PBR
Haiku # 17060 November 8, 2001 9:37 pm ET
by Ko
Addiction is a
largesse of excuse and waste
of life on others
Haiku # 17059 November 8, 2001 9:32 pm ET
by Kokadjo