Bad Haiku

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Haiku # 18035 ↗ December 24, 2001 12:57 pm ET

by nerd commandos from hell

so who will be the
first to put ossama's mug
on a che' poster

Haiku # 18034 ↗ December 24, 2001 12:51 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

great, now we get to
glance at but not read moxie's
drunken yule haiku

Haiku # 18033 ↗ December 24, 2001 12:47 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

if they had known
all the trouble the little
cocksucker would cause

the 'wise' men would have
nailed the swaddling little shit
to a cross right there

Haiku # 18032 ↗ December 24, 2001 12:38 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

piece of ass
happy humping
good willing willies

Haiku # 18031 ↗ December 24, 2001 12:34 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Joy to the World
we still at Xmas till we get there
Dogma? Another man's karma...

Haiku # 18030 ↗ December 24, 2001 11:50 am ET

by Moxie

Well, ap, merry xmas
Santa has a Coke
And Grandma, well, you know,
her and raindeer...

Haiku # 18029 ↗ December 24, 2001 11:49 am ET

by Moxie

well, to each their own
merry tomorrow, bac or no
back to peace on oith

it's life...it sucks but, it's worth it...

Haiku # 18028 ↗ December 24, 2001 11:47 am ET

by Moxie

forty degrees cee
high time at the old corral
happy thang poets

Haiku # 18027 ↗ December 24, 2001 10:39 am ET

by mellie

who needs holidays
i'm always a happy guy
it must be the drugs

Haiku # 18026 ↗ December 24, 2001 10:18 am ET

by ap

Well, peace on earth but
when MY Santa gives me my
present, ah...heaven.

Haiku # 18025 ↗ December 24, 2001 6:56 am ET

by k_against of ap against my better judgement, happy holidays and whatever

away with the mange
religion not up to scratch
holiday dogma

Haiku # 18024 ↗ December 24, 2001 5:22 am ET

by ash

keep up the posting
born once was quite enough, mox
my mom would protest

Haiku # 18023 ↗ December 23, 2001 11:37 pm ET

by ap

.............if only i could
caress your lungs and kiss your
.....back down to your spine

.(and, thereafter, proceed a bit
further below and, finally, there
.....to stay for an eternity...)

Haiku # 18022 ↗ December 23, 2001 9:28 pm ET

by ronin

..christmas parties all
one to three all in a day
been d runk thrice over

Haiku # 18021 ↗ December 23, 2001 9:25 pm ET

by ronin

......blowing my head off
you'd find it full of brain stuff
......so creamy and thick

Haiku # 18020 ↗ December 23, 2001 9:22 pm ET

by ronin

.....hello emerald
yo there indy my man
..so what's up fellas

Haiku # 18019 ↗ December 23, 2001 9:18 pm ET

by ronin

......merry christmas k
and a happy new year too
....where's my mistletoe

Haiku # 18018 ↗ December 23, 2001 8:59 pm ET

by ronin

Well...

Are any of you going to get born-again or
do I have to keep posting here?

Haiku # 18017 ↗ December 23, 2001 7:45 pm ET

by Moxie

To the children of Kevin Smith

Bad haiku clerks,
mallrats in syllables, chasing mellie?
sworn of dogma...
ap and silent ash strike back...

Haiku # 18016 ↗ December 23, 2001 7:35 pm ET

by Moxie

on the tweleve days of Christmas...
there sure is a lot of ham here...

Mox

Haiku # 18015 ↗ December 23, 2001 7:34 pm ET

by Moxie

Desperate, loser
Cartooner spam, ha-ha-ha
Please get sick and die

Haiku # 18014 ↗ December 23, 2001 7:08 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Here's the real link to http://www.stripcreator.com,
in case you are too lazy to copy and paste.

Next time, I will check my HTML.

Haiku # 18013 ↗ December 22, 2001 11:20 pm ET