Bad Haiku

a dynamo humms
zircon encrusted tweezers
apply rotation

Haiku # 18214, January 4, 2002 9:19 am ET

by ash

I see the fires
burning across the nation
bloody fucking hell

Haiku # 18213, January 4, 2002 7:39 am ET

by mellie, partly borrowed from Zappa :-) Thanks Frank

polishing the car
watering the vegetables
smoking some ganja

Haiku # 18212, January 4, 2002 7:00 am ET

by ash

A gal who buys green mud
from the grocery...
and lathers it on her face.

Haiku # 18211, January 3, 2002 11:22 pm ET

by Kunj of OH

ageing: however
uncomfortable it is,
beats alternative

Haiku # 18210, January 3, 2002 2:36 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Wading in the blue
rings and ripples follow you
watch me follow too

Haiku # 18209, January 3, 2002 11:01 am ET

by Betty LeBomb

Wading in the blue
rings and ripples follow you
as I follow too

Haiku # 18208, January 3, 2002 10:59 am ET

by Betty LeBomb

in a perfect world
we would get paid for farting
i would be so rich

Haiku # 18207, January 3, 2002 2:38 am ET

by Nick Numb

why is tunafish
not called just tuna, no one
says salmonfish eh?

Haiku # 18206, January 2, 2002 9:41 pm ET

by Nick Numb_the important things in life

I am so confused,
value pluralism? my
higher self fired me

Haiku # 18205, January 2, 2002 12:28 am ET

by Nick Numb

everyone I know
seems to be sick today, what's
up with that huh?

Haiku # 18204, January 1, 2002 9:19 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Pure distance of time,
Why did I wake up thinking,
This is my last year?

Haiku # 18203, January 1, 2002 9:17 pm ET

by bad newyear dream 02

tibetan year;
the wet horse cock, now maybe
we'll get religious

Haiku # 18202, January 1, 2002 9:00 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

radio-active
cat-spiders will skitter, so
i just got it .. doh!

Haiku # 18201, January 1, 2002 8:58 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

two thousand one
now the colour of memory
betty has the blues

and a black hairy spider cat????

Haiku # 18200, January 1, 2002 8:39 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

american spam
patriotic and very
appropriate ... doh!

american hordes
living in cartoon dream-world
channel changer life

Haiku # 18199, January 1, 2002 8:37 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

My cat grew weird legs
from his sides coarse long and black
much like a spider

Haiku # 18198, January 1, 2002 7:01 pm ET

by Betty LeBomb

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up the kyber pass
the luck's just about used up
not on your life boy

we could really blow
fingers poised on red buttons
hold my palm olive

Haiku # 18165, January 1, 2002 11:05 am ET

by mellie