Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
The rain it does glide
Down the window pane of life
Without embargo
Haiku # 18637 February 20, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by Janis
in the car i pass
skulls cradle universes
as big as my own
Haiku # 18636 February 20, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
Olympic curling,
yes,the gods must be crazy,
hard!! sweep!! hard!! sweep!! hard!!
Haiku # 18635 February 20, 2002 1:05 pm ET
by Nick Numb,
drunken dawn and here
im away from home but theres
nowhere else to be
Haiku # 18634 February 20, 2002 9:58 am ET
by renzo of california wishing for vermont
axis of evil:
iran, iraq, korea
and san anselmo

Haiku # 18633 February 19, 2002 6:04 pm ET
by scott (who did i leave off?)
If we could just just add
One more layer of management:
Things would be all right.
Haiku # 18632 February 19, 2002 4:22 pm ET
by Wraigh Marquee of Philadelphia area
It's funny you know,
it's so easy, once we pass
the epiphany
Haiku # 18631 February 19, 2002 1:52 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
whirl beyond o fool
i've cut you loose and for good
your voice isn't mine
Haiku # 18630 February 18, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
dude's a slow tangle
and baby's a bag of snakes
storms come, shake the trees

Haiku # 18629 February 18, 2002 4:25 pm ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
Absolute ZERO
stands center in number line
without REAL value
Haiku # 18628 February 18, 2002 2:39 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Happiness, said John,
is a warm gun. My finger
on your trigger is ...
Haiku # 18627 February 18, 2002 1:38 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
forget the rest ash
congratulations are due
just swell for your wife
Haiku # 18626 February 18, 2002 11:09 am ET
by mellie
broken sleep on call
and another baby due
rest is history
Haiku # 18625 February 18, 2002 8:19 am ET
by ash
circling like a shark
old apetite and dead eyes
showing all your teeth

goddamn what a drag
just say something obvious
make a soothing sound

Haiku # 18624 February 18, 2002 1:50 am ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
handguns are sexy
say i had you in my sights
and then slowly squeezed
Haiku # 18623 February 18, 2002 1:43 am ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
knowing what to do
in case of emergency
is overrated
Haiku # 18622 February 18, 2002 1:42 am ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
man at the concert
has a large nosering, he seems
like one easily led.
Haiku # 18621 February 17, 2002 9:40 pm ET
by k
houston is just like
cleveland but with the color
removed, bush's home......
Haiku # 18620 February 17, 2002 9:31 pm ET
by k
In darkended dreams
I drank modern grapes of wrath
reaping bitter wine

flushed with cache, well no,
but when forms fail me and don't
work, it's frustrating.
Haiku # 18619 February 17, 2002 8:52 pm ET
by k of to ash...ram...
bad cache it turns out
but it took a hell of a
lot of refreshing
Haiku # 18618 February 17, 2002 8:44 pm ET
by k of I've been refreshing the cache for days and it wouldn't work, so IE is screwed, what else is new
your computersh drunk
in cache you hadn't notished
it needsh to be purged
Haiku # 18617 February 17, 2002 8:37 pm ET
by ash................. oh! k
blank
Haiku # 18616 February 17, 2002 12:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
JANIS! Scott and I
are having a debate on
whether or not your

submit form is now
officially up on your
site again. In my

case, it's not and I'm
using a saved form to post
so is my cache screwed?

or what?
Haiku # 18614 February 17, 2002 7:38 am ET
by K
hey janis your
cousin got a goal tonight
she won most draws too
Haiku # 18613 February 17, 2002 1:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Brittany:
Golden
Nipples
Haiku # 18612 February 16, 2002 5:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
horny teenagers
pissed off by "In the Bedroom"
sorry kids, no tits
Haiku # 18611 February 16, 2002 5:19 pm ET
by scott (brilliant film)
watching bad tv
beats watching fast paced movies
made by Hollyweird
Haiku # 18610 February 16, 2002 4:54 am ET
by k
That certain baddness
Oh, it remains elusive
On some poem days
Haiku # 18609 February 15, 2002 5:05 pm ET
by Janis
now that is bad chip,
but very good bad haiku,
thanks so very much
Haiku # 18608 February 15, 2002 5:04 pm ET
by rainy days will seem different from now on
billions of insects
dead days i can't stop counting
the ocean's blind depths

tick tick tick tick tick
crows make me think of nothing
- a trick of the light
Haiku # 18607 February 15, 2002 4:33 pm ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
i stage dived last night
great fun, and i wasn't dropped
bluegrass drives me wild
Haiku # 18606 February 15, 2002 4:30 pm ET
by scott
no one notices
i kill myself each morning
for captain howdy
Haiku # 18605 February 15, 2002 4:14 pm ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
thinking is a crutch
the sky's a cunt that i fist
victoriously
Haiku # 18604 February 15, 2002 4:13 pm ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
stoned on saturday
pretty girl milking a cow
love is an anus
Haiku # 18603 February 15, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
It just seems to lack
that zen-like quality of
a good bad haiku

Haiku # 18602 February 15, 2002 4:01 pm ET
by not really but thanks for trying
My cult-ish leader
Very anxious to clone me
Should I disown me?

(is that what you meant?)
Haiku # 18601 February 15, 2002 3:41 pm ET
by Janis
tantric,
buddhist,
fuckers!
Haiku # 18600 February 15, 2002 3:33 pm ET
by pigdog :)
my cult leader
wants to clone me! should I
disown me?
Haiku # 18599 February 15, 2002 2:57 pm ET
by Try 575ing this janis or anyone
capitalism,
individuality,
cannibalism.
Haiku # 18598 February 15, 2002 1:38 pm ET
by Janis
Ban electric chairs!!!
more sensible slow-cooking
crock-pot solution
Haiku # 18597 February 15, 2002 9:39 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Coffee-cup tumor
swells and fills up to the brim
put that lid on tight!
Haiku # 18596 February 15, 2002 9:33 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Up and down I bounce
waving my half-Chevy flag
I love sports, and Coke
Haiku # 18595 February 15, 2002 9:31 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Olympics:
Couch-potato
Heaven.
Haiku # 18594 February 15, 2002 3:07 am ET
by Zeus
California:
Privatisation
Hydro-Electrocution.
Haiku # 18593 February 15, 2002 3:05 am ET
by pigdog
Moxie:
Human
Gerbil?
Haiku # 18592 February 15, 2002 12:41 am ET
by Thanks for reminding me
suicide aside
the rest was purely pleasure
turning inside out
Haiku # 18591 February 14, 2002 7:23 pm ET
by ap
so where is moxie?
chaos is so essential
to any system.
Haiku # 18590 February 14, 2002 7:21 pm ET
by ap
california
telecommunications
illumination
Haiku # 18589 February 14, 2002 7:18 pm ET
by ap - There's better out there. who's next?
okay, now class starts
no more clicking and scrolling?
not blatantly, then.
Haiku # 18588 February 14, 2002 6:08 pm ET
by sheena
inevitably,
establishmentarians
deteriorate
Haiku # 18587 February 14, 2002 5:31 pm ET
by scott (don't worry, janis, i'm harmless)