with death beside me
my i'm with stupid t-shirt
might hurt death's feelings

with death before me
I curl upon my mattress
hiding from the dark

with death behind me
I walk towards the light
to live is to love

the poet digs deep
and writes some lovely haiku
like planting flowers

my soul full of love
i know, from deep in my heart
that it is all good

when i'm really blue
i think, "if this were a film,
i'd get up and leave."

olympic moments
tarnished with controversy
tainted gold still shines

olympic moments
tainted with controversy
tarnished gold still shines

I sit hunched over
cramming for a lunch exam
of tacos and cheese

Sent from outer-space,
pogo-camels are the best
man, those things can hop

Am I getting old?
or just cynical with time?
The answer is yes.

ship of the desert
a camel with only one hump
a dromedary

eyes freezing over
I thought I saw you just now
in your silly coat

my hate was fresh, still
the old hatered does not rust!
I kind of miss you...

'frozen' light now?
Electromagnetic and
transparent smoothies?

boston dot com rests
lodge for weary diligence
poet finds new home

The rain it does glide
Down the window pane of life
Without embargo

in the car i pass
skulls cradle universes
as big as my own

Olympic curling,
yes,the gods must be crazy,
hard!! sweep!! hard!! sweep!! hard!!

drunken dawn and here
im away from home but theres
nowhere else to be

axis of evil:
iran, iraq, korea
and san anselmo

If we could just just add
One more layer of management:
Things would be all right.

It's funny you know,
it's so easy, once we pass
the epiphany

whirl beyond o fool
i've cut you loose and for good
your voice isn't mine

dude's a slow tangle
and baby's a bag of snakes
storms come, shake the trees

Absolute ZERO
stands center in number line
without REAL value

Happiness, said John,
is a warm gun. My finger
on your trigger is ...

forget the rest ash
congratulations are due
just swell for your wife

broken sleep on call
and another baby due
rest is history

circling like a shark
old apetite and dead eyes
showing all your teeth

goddamn what a drag
just say something obvious
make a soothing sound

handguns are sexy
say i had you in my sights
and then slowly squeezed

knowing what to do
in case of emergency
is overrated

man at the concert
has a large nosering, he seems
like one easily led.

houston is just like
cleveland but with the color
removed, bush's home......

In darkended dreams
I drank modern grapes of wrath
reaping bitter wine

flushed with cache, well no,
but when forms fail me and don't
work, it's frustrating.

bad cache it turns out
but it took a hell of a
lot of refreshing

your computersh drunk
in cache you hadn't notished
it needsh to be purged

blank

JANIS! Scott and I
are having a debate on
whether or not your

submit form is now
officially up on your
site again. In my

case, it's not and I'm
using a saved form to post
so is my cache screwed?

or what?

hey janis your
cousin got a goal tonight
she won most draws too

Brittany:
Golden
Nipples

horny teenagers
pissed off by "In the Bedroom"
sorry kids, no tits

watching bad tv
beats watching fast paced movies
made by Hollyweird

That certain baddness
Oh, it remains elusive
On some poem days

now that is bad chip,
but very good bad haiku,
thanks so very much

billions of insects
dead days i can't stop counting
the ocean's blind depths

tick tick tick tick tick
crows make me think of nothing
- a trick of the light

i stage dived last night
great fun, and i wasn't dropped
bluegrass drives me wild

no one notices
i kill myself each morning
for captain howdy

thinking is a crutch
the sky's a cunt that i fist
victoriously

stoned on saturday
pretty girl milking a cow
love is an anus

It just seems to lack
that zen-like quality of
a good bad haiku