woof, she's on LSU
on the state ramps to
PBR, and cheap
by Moxie
 
			
Jay and Silent Bob
apotheosis
Send them after OSL
by Mox
 
			
We know not each other
in the realm of ASCII lines
and bad taste
grandma has a mouse
by Moxie of who's k???? 
 
			
Cast a depth, and tell
the man who told you off
a mirror works wonders
by Moxie
 
			
disparate notions
combine to form new verse of
unexpected grace
by A. Musing
 
			
cleft my heart in two
would that simple agony 
be the worst I felt
by a cast aside love
 
			
breath of your whisper
flush upon my back such warm
anticipation
by Zoe
 
			
expensive women
who might cost a buck or so...
the mind just boggles
by scott
 
			
fuck off mox
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop
'nother Gangland Shootin, Goin
Downtown Busta Brown
by Pop-A-Cop
 
			
I love tootsie-pops
wonder if someone will send
a bouquet to me
by Penelope's sister
 
			
people seek power
sometimes over others, to say
"I am God over you"
If i find someone, sexually
then, perhaps
mankind can go into cooking
by Moxie
 
			
I am a nice guy
just not here, where that means
"I am not a crook"
by Moxie
 
			
that's ok, we all
know women can be expensive
so I might save a buck
by Moxie
 
			
"pardon me, farmer -
do you know where this road goes?"
"ain't seen it move yet"
by more hayseed haiku humor, presented by scott
 
			
win over the one
(fuzzy logic of romance)
that seems out of reach
by Who's your Daddy now?
 
			
Martha Stewart - ouch
reminds me of my mother
on a  real bad day
by A. Musing
 
			
but in any case
i'm glad you liked the flowers
never mind the thorns
by scott to penelope
 
			
i think that we're all
assholes in the end, you know?
just ask bung daddy
by scotological
 
			

daytime tv, there's
nothing like martha stewart 
to greet endless days
by k
 
			
in the end women
find assholes attractive at
first, but end up with
the nice guys instead.
by k of sorry mox...guess that leaves you no chance at all 
 
			
welcomed by beauty
unexpected perfection
can you see my smile?
by Penelope loves Scott
 
			
k, it's better then?
to be a nice guy with those tendencies
than, an asshole, through and through
since, the girls have those feelings too...
by Moxie
 
			
scott is a nice guy
i think, but has tendencies
to be an asshole
by k of great Scott! 
 
			
nice guys finish last
but they usually finish 
with the best, good hearts
by k
 
			
it's true, women want
an asshole only so they
can heal and tame them
by k
 
			
since ronin never 
called me (never gave email)
I went on a date
and it went quite well
he's a rake, but hey, let's have
some fun why don't we?
by k of for instance....in real life, life goes on 
 
			
jesus scott!  desperate
for dates are we?  I mean bad
haiku is pretty low
to go.
by k
 
			
often difficult
the tempered and unleashed heart
slow to learn to heel
anyway, i'm touched
(no surprise to some of you)
....hear you like flowers

by scott to penelope
 
			
tempered heart unleashed
ennui of spirit adrift
of the flesh - unmet
by Penelope to Scott
 
			
"well hey there, farmer.
have you lived here all your life?"
"not yet", he replies
by scott (on a different note, some hayseed haiku adapted from "Arkansas Traveller")
 
			
my crystal ball says
"answer hazy, try again"
so i'll ask:  we've met?
by scott to penelope
 
			
very quiet yes
hope to quickly leave this place
find space to blossom
by jerm
 
			
aye says i sure try
but it is hard to deny
this here righteousness
by jerm
 
			
just checked out Fotki
interesting website Jer
there's a Nottingham??????
by must be REAL quiet there
 
			
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
To let go and wonder
to not be sophisticated
to be yourself...
to ignore and move on
by Mox
 
			
young man wonders
my lord, does he speaketh
wonders and do I pretend
nay, i am just wandering
by Moxie
 
			
old man bade me join
handsome boy modeling school
from here say thank you
by Anonymous Poet of http://www.fotki.com/jerm 
 
			
I wonder why he
battles someone who wondered
why he tried to be me
I am nothing to you sir
bother not with me
by Mox
 
			
Resting assured
that she shall come back around
and all shall be well
by Mox
 
			
ah, no sir, they
are locked in the struggle of
love, shaved toungues, deft features
by Moxie
 
			
Virgo is wise and
gives a circle of practical 
truth to emotion
by Moxie
 
			
some big foot slams down
joined pair deftly dodges prick
stings trite offender
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
as is the chickadee
silly little bird talks hello
and invites you to smile
by Moxie
 
			
I am one *Virgo*
my life an open book then
(true Scorpio knows)
by Penelope
 
			
			
kiwis are odd fruit
small, brown, completely flightless..
or are they odd birds?
by scott (let me add:  sweet and tart)
 
			
The two Scorpions
locked in the tall gaze love the
eternal struggle
by Moxie
 
			
A civil war with
poems is not a creative
effort.  I must go so others
can write haiku for now
by Moxie