i know...it's unhip
to like sports...especially
for girls, but not me!
by k
giants go to world
series, nail-biter..bottom
of the ninth and WHAM!
by k_against_anything_st_louis
i've got it all planned
when indonesia invades
i'm off to bali
by ap - the words of ash after 9-11
not to leave out ash
in my birthday well wishes
how many candles?
by scotch
a swinging birthday
to sheena the jungle queen
belated and all
by scotch (you probably hate the reference, but deal)
happy birthday ash
best wishes sheena baby
grandma has a cock
by mellie, oh SO ripe!
another lifetime
don't want it to end too soon
dying to get home
by mellie
tall buffalo red
donuts eat blue tall donuts
just inhale green frogs
by The Apathetic One of Blue Tall Donut Land
Just imagine red
Then you will be angrier
watch out, breathing tube
by Pandora of Arizona
had a scrabble date
in her bag, a riding crop
i let her beat me
by scotch (not strictly true, yet...ow!)
that trip to bali
holiday of a lifetime
for the unlucky
by ash
Rumbling throttle begs
a late night cruise through the streets
counting this week's stress
by Betty LeBomb
fair well to you all
in this world called bad haiku
sweet dreams and good nite
by some internet chick
time for a shower
and in my flannel jammies
its sure cold tonite
by some internet chick
twenty two thousand
and six hundred eighty three
thats what there are now
by some internet chick
twenty two thousand
and six hundred eighty one
alot of haikus
by some internet chick
what kind of gift, would
a bad haiku get, for a
special 6th birthday
by some internet chick
Only thirty days
till bad haikus 6th birthday
should we buy a gift
by some ineternet chick
Green Bay Packers played,
kicking some Patriot butt
OH what a great game
by some internet chick
quiet restful day
is what I wanted to have
nice peaceful sunday
by some internet chick
will anyone join
in my bad haiku writing
or am I alone
by some internet chick
here I am tonite
writing bad haikus for you
I hope you enjoy
by some internet chick
tennessee haiku
we eber seen dat befoe?
dat seems unlikely
by ap
mellie in da souff
dat where de peoples be stiff
like memphis mummies
by ap
"libran" in haiku
makes me think of, well, moxie
dear lord, not again
by ap - oh boy!
twenty-five years old
happy birthday young sheena
boy, those were the days.......
by ash
librans maturing
grow richer and more complex
like a vintage wine
by ash
cake, anybody?
i've made my wish, now make yours
what flavor's your choice?
* * * * *
ll ll ll ll ll
(--------)
(=====)
by sheena, the birthday girl
today i was born
quarter of a century
twenty-five rough years
by sheena, the birthday girl
i am now convinced
truth: ugly, bitter, lovely
i taste it and eat
like dark chocolate
like strong hooch, mysterious
depth's a tasty thing
by sheena
anybody see
that ad for a date website?
"catch some rays...and scotts"?
two twenty-somethings:
girl chases boy on the beach
pulling his trunks off
by sheena
let that wave roll on
drown us in awful haiku
we'll snicker, dying
by sheena
haven't been here in...
oh, a long time, anyway
beautiful, janis!!!!!!!
by sheena
no rattle snakes there
full gospel tabernacle
mellie praised the lord
by Mellie, blessed from the church of al green, Memphis.
how much fuck, could a
fuckup fuck, if a fuckup
could fuck up? say fast!
by Anonymous Poet
Tuna in lemon pepper?
Real men eat tuna in motor oil
Bodyguards choice
20w50
I don't mind if you kill the whales
by peter searle the younger of australia
i came home tonight
to a dead cat 'cross my path
that can't be good luck
by scotch (it was black, too)
the artist's paradigm
as bartheleme put it
is to fail
by scotch (not that screwing up my syllable count makes me an artist)
art
expression of ideas
viewed incorrectly always
there is no point
painting is too shallow
by peter searle the younger of australia
Date, City, State, Venue
- blues hall essence relived -
"i'm a voodoo child!"
by ComiCat of Jerzey
secretarial
duties paper clips white out
show me my mistakes
by mellie
I can see in my
Magic Mirror..Sue..Tim..Scotch
Oops!, Not so fast Scotch!
by onjaysun
like an astronaut
floating untethered in space
i do miss cable
by scotch (sometimes...but holding strong)
i have a big screen
it shows the nature channel
wait, that's a window
by scotch
listless prayer plant
hasn't prayed since i got it
must be agnostic
by scotch
i killed my ivy
it was self-defense, i swear!
still have no tv
by scotch
Why Stephanie, do
you alienate your tribe?
you kick ass sista!
by onjaysun
G was just the head
loser of Chuay...a good
cave-in could help out
by onjaysun
looks like the island
got a case of the Mondays
buck up lil' campers
by onjaysun (taking up office space)
hold on an instant
i find that hard to prehend
at least at this time
by ash
