Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 253 Days and 71022 Haikus later...

Though warm tasty and
delicious, urine should not
be served with lobster
Haiku # 3002, February 1, 2000 11:42 am ET
by monkeyfritter
Glass bottle of tea
Empty but full all the same
My cock''s stuck again
Haiku # 3001, February 1, 2000 11:37 am ET
by monkeyfritter
sibilant cyber
erotic queen of voice chat
she gives good headphone
Haiku # 3000, February 1, 2000 4:24 am ET
by ash
Bad haiku on line
Dearth of quality poems
God, this haiku sucks.
Haiku # 2999, January 31, 2000 9:19 pm ET
by Cap'n Tom. of Australia, mate.
visit from a friend
put a big smile on my face
come back really soon
Haiku # 2998, January 31, 2000 5:48 pm ET
by ash
angst is important
but with excess syllables
haiku it isn''t
Haiku # 2997, January 31, 2000 5:47 pm ET
by ash
back in the smaller metropolis
the black hole broods and sulks
i wonder for how long?
Haiku # 2996, January 31, 2000 4:03 am ET
by nick of adelaide, AUSTRALIA
Traffic accident
Pull out in front of me dude
Cave your damn nuts in
Haiku # 2995, January 29, 2000 7:49 pm ET
by SDSquint
Glide thru moist tendrils
Seeking velvet button....Ohhhhhhh!
Her moans make me wet...!
Haiku # 2994, January 28, 2000 7:29 pm ET
by (_)D Burnt Coffee
that might sound racist
but in truth I hate them all
they don''t dig haiku
Haiku # 2993, January 28, 2000 3:31 pm ET
by Basho-elgrande
So it''s vote for Keyes
Here in New Hampshire it''s cold
We crave Ovaltine
Haiku # 2992, January 28, 2000 3:25 pm ET
by Basho-lobotomus
if yer not with us
methinks ya are a-Guiness
kiss me irish arse
Haiku # 2991, January 28, 2000 3:17 pm ET
by Basho- Oreilly
sublimation now
and then projection later
here comes neurosis
Haiku # 2990, January 28, 2000 3:11 pm ET
by Basho-permanante
congratulations
your vows are still permanent
please pass the Elmer''s
Haiku # 2989, January 28, 2000 3:04 pm ET
by Basho-soso
Super Bowl Sunday
Essentially meaning
Less activity
Haiku # 2988, January 28, 2000 12:05 pm ET
by SDSquint
the sky opens up
black clouds scuttle overhead
and nature says "ahhhhhhhhhhh"
Haiku # 2987, January 28, 2000 9:53 am ET
by mondongo of Houston
Dam(n) urination!
Let me stay in my warm bed!
Morning comes early...
Haiku # 2986, January 28, 2000 8:52 am ET
by (_)D~
without any doubt
the silliest things i did
without any doubt
Haiku # 2985, January 28, 2000 3:15 am ET
by ash
to be jung once more
could that make me less a freud ?
back on the couch please
Haiku # 2984, January 28, 2000 3:04 am ET
by ash
if you insist on
psychological warfare
Just call me Sigmund
Haiku # 2983, January 27, 2000 9:44 pm ET
by Notagain of godzilla
Samson took Rogaine
Hercules shot steroids
Jackie Chan''s got class
Haiku # 2982, January 27, 2000 9:34 pm ET
by Gesshu of Isuzu
style don''t forget it
if you ain''t got it go home
such a hollow fuck
Haiku # 2981, January 27, 2000 9:27 pm ET
by Basho-manicdepo
One man''s bad haiku
is not necessarily
anything to read.
Haiku # 2980, January 27, 2000 9:14 pm ET
by Basho-maticus
Send the kid back home
This is a fucking disgrace
He belongs with DAD
Haiku # 2979, January 27, 2000 3:34 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Look at the Kitty
Rub it and it feels sooooooo nice
Mmmmmmm sexy young thing
Haiku # 2978, January 27, 2000 3:33 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Is this list closing?
What the hell is that about?
Hey Janis! What''s up?
Haiku # 2977, January 27, 2000 3:30 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Rabbit looks both ways
Everything''s cool, cross the road
Wheel well roadburger
Haiku # 2976, January 27, 2000 12:47 pm ET
by SDSquint
I just found this list
And now they say it''s closing?
Story of my life.
Haiku # 2975, January 27, 2000 9:58 am ET
by (_)D~
THE BOX SAID,
WIN 95 OR BETTER.
SO I BOUGHT A MAC.
Haiku # 2974, January 27, 2000 8:07 am ET
by zombie of spore, spore
Sky drops pelt my head
Pitter patter plop kersploosh
Fix the roof you jerk!
Haiku # 2973, January 26, 2000 7:06 pm ET
by (_)D~Coffee (_)D~
Spent the whole morning
Shoveling old lady''s walk
She gives me the bird!
Haiku # 2972, January 26, 2000 6:19 pm ET
by Kackarott
Fucking up a Hai-
-Ku is embarassing, DAMN!
titty turtle rump!
Haiku # 2971, January 26, 2000 6:05 pm ET
by Kackarott
Where is the Newbridge?!?!
How much frenchtoast do you want?
NEVERMIND! Curl up tight.
Haiku # 2970, January 26, 2000 5:57 pm ET
by Kackarott
Quiero un hombre
Con cartera grande y
Boca cerrada
Haiku # 2969, January 26, 2000 5:19 pm ET
by (_)D Coffee
cold cold cold cold cold
winter, canada, cold, bad
bad bad bad bad bad
Haiku # 2968, January 26, 2000 1:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cold cold cold cold cold
winter, canada, cold, bad
bad bad bad bad bad
Haiku # 2967, January 26, 2000 1:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
quiero mujer
con tetas muy grande
y chucha dulce
Haiku # 2966, January 26, 2000 10:25 am ET
by mondongo of Houston
Endlessly you scroll
Will you find the latest post?
We need therapy!
Haiku # 2965, January 26, 2000 6:01 am ET
by <@>Coffee<@>
Dog piss on carpet
No more shall I deal with this
Out damned spot I say!
Haiku # 2964, January 26, 2000 5:39 am ET
by <@>Coffee<@>
What is a "lezzer"
O baldheaded Messr?And
May I have one too?
Haiku # 2963, January 25, 2000 8:00 pm ET
by <@>Coffee<@>
I shout at the screen
lady, run for it! you''ll drown!
Peter North prepares
Haiku # 2962, January 25, 2000 7:32 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
california time
traffic sounds through crooked walls
impossible sky
Haiku # 2961, January 25, 2000 7:30 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
naming my demons
I chased them away from here
temporarily
Haiku # 2960, January 25, 2000 7:22 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Wind blows, air stinks,
Nasal passages blocked up,
TV answers all needs,
Haiku # 2959, January 25, 2000 3:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Somebody gets my thanks
You''ve broken the law today
It arrived just fine
Haiku # 2958, January 25, 2000 3:29 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
when my back fucks up
i sounds like i"m having sex
whenever i move
Haiku # 2957, January 25, 2000 5:13 am ET
by ash
underneath facades
close to the epicentre
some truths still exist
Haiku # 2956, January 25, 2000 5:11 am ET
by ash
The last one was mine
And yes I do have a chip
Upon my shoulder
Haiku # 2955, January 24, 2000 10:06 pm ET
by Floatation Device
It''s a modern myth
That men are unable to
Give cunnilingus
Haiku # 2954, January 24, 2000 10:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I wonder more that
Men want sex with bald-headed
Flat-chested lezzers
Haiku # 2953, January 24, 2000 9:59 pm ET
by Floatation Device
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