McDonald's breakfast
Egg McMuffin and coffee
With a hangover.
by dave of Hell, usa
From last night's partyA pool of drying vomitYou must clean it up.Rush Limbaugh nakedJumping on a waterbedLands on top of you.A hot humid dayYou step barefoot on a slugYour toes are slimey.
by dave of Hell, usa
of dumps & craps
you shouldn't hate shit
even if it clogs the john
even if it stinks
by Oscar of Corvallis, USA
Whispering secrets,
Miraculous happiness,
Swinging upside down
by Munchi of Lala , US
Tangerine man lives to suck the sweetness of life. But, Damn the seeds, ack
by Tman of W. Lafayette, USA
Falling ceiling fan
Homocidal death dervish
Dear God, find my ear!
by RT
as the finest ale
with a full foam head, and now. . .
and now i flush it
by eek
as the finest ale
with a full foam head, and now. . .
and now i flush
by eek
WHY ARE ALL MEN WHOSE
NAMES BEGIN WITH THE LETTER
"J" SO VERY MEAN?
by Stan Johnson of Madison, us OF A
Hum little box
Walls are too white
Paste in my mouth
by Chris DiNardo of Atlanta, USA
Coffee is my friend
Latte, cappuccino good
Homer: "Jaaaaavvvaaaaa.....hmmmmmmmmmm"
by Iced Moccaccino, no whipped of Miles-away-from-Seattle, Taster's Choice
Jan, here's my request
To preview my new Haiku
'FORE it gets submit.
See why?
by Cousin Rick
Jan, here's my request
To preview my new Haiku
BEFORE it gets submit.
by Cousin Rick
Want FREE magazines?
Just do what I always do.
Go visit the Doc.
by Cousin Rick
I would like to know
Who is this Dryden fellow
And why hassle Jan?
by Cousin Rick of Dryden, kansas
I would like to know
Who is this Dryden fellow
And why hassle Jan?
by Cousin Rick of Dryden, kansas
Happy squirrels scamper
Stealing my birdseed again.
Rodent dinner soon.
by Redline of Squirrel-land, Vancouver, USA
To Janis
There once was a girl named Janis
who stole her friends magazine
with Ken Dryden's signature.
And her friend still remembers
because it haunts him every day
and he can't go on without it
by You Know of Ottawa, Mexico
For Janis
There once was a girl named Janis
Who forgot her friends, the asses
Who is complete without little shits anyway
BOX!
Gary "the great" Holmes
by You Know of Ottawa, Mexico
Gary Rules
Is this where I leave a message?
by Gary "the great" Holmes of Ottawa, Mexico
Janis, you bring joy.
Haiku is meant to make us
all laugh till it hurts
But do you not think
you should delete some Haiku's
especially smut?
A haiku is meant
to be but seventeen beats
and to make us thinks
Course, I could be wro
by Matt of Toronto,
If you're not going
to sack it, go home and whack
it. WRAP YOUR WHACKER!!!
by Digital "practice safe sex with haiku" Footsoldier of Neo-Tokyo!!!, somw/r in Canada
Rendering sucks so
on a 486 tis true
Need more RAM and Cokes
by Digital Footsoldier (cg animator) of Neo-Tokyo!!!, somw/r in Canada
Humpy has a problem,
His haiku Really SUCKS ASS!
He can't count to five.
by Nikko of Edo
Humpy has a problem,
His haiku Really SUCKS ASS!
,
He can't count to five.
by Nikko of Edo
Hoe-ass bitch better
Recognize, motherfucker, Or hoe-ass gon' die!
by Humpy of Usa
You bastard cat, get
Off the goddamn counter or
I'll freeze you solid!!
by Humpy Dallas, USA
Amish bastards love
You, so the least you could do
Is leave them alone.
by Humpy Dallas, USA
Death mail to chickens
Isn't as safe as it seems
Some have machine guns.
by Humpy Dallas, USA
last night I was bored
So I gave my cat a bath.
Still fur on my tongue.
by cousin of USA -
Volleyball in pool,
if ball bounces in, it's fair.
Jan's team always wins.
by cousin of Cleveburg, You ess, eh?
Little Billy Goat
Soft grey fur and sideways eyes
I shoot up your ass
by Squishy Lover of Los Angeles, USA
At the urinal
I piss as hard as I can
Cant break cigarette
EAT MY ASS !
Eric Marcus
by Eric.marcus@tanet.com of Suckoville, CA, Yemen (semen)
I have a big dog
His name is "Go fuck yourself"
My mom hates that name.
by Eric Marcus of Penoche, U of Fucking S A
thought it was a fart
put my hand down my underwear
it was a wet mess
by Bractune of Los Angeles, USA
bird flys in the wind
i see it over my head
it shits on my cheek
by Bractune of Los Angeles, USA
Come here little sheep
Your fur is so soft and white
Do you have VD?
by Bractune of Los Angeles, USA
I kick the midget
I laugh at his tiny dick
I think I smell cheese
by Bractune of Los Angeles, USA
i want to lick you
And feel you get really hard
And become insane
by to little john
i love to kiss you
i suck your passionate lips
harder and harder
by to emma of philadelphia, usa
Cold beverage in hand
Floating in warm gentle waves
I found paradise
by Mr.Ed of Montréal,
The homeless woman
Has no pants and smells like poo
I spit on her face!!
by Eric Jello of Penoche, US of fuckin A
I am so happy
I never knew of true love
Until I met you
by Kathryn Tong of Garden City, USA
i dreamt of your lips
i gaze into your dark eyes
i miss you a lot
by alan lee of philadelphia, usa
the retarded boy
has no pants and smells like poo
I KILL HIM WITH STICK
by Bractune of Los Angeles, USA
stop looking at me
brown eye, I lick and suck it
uuum! she cums for me.
by martez evans of fayetteville, usa
by martez evans of fayetteville, usa
I once bit a possum
Forever he reminded me
Of burnt ball
by Trevor Scully of S'pore, S'pore
My father sells fishballs
Oh pray tis the bullock
I farted aloof
by Trevor Scully of Singapore, Singapore
