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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Ouch that really hurt.
Cant we all just get along?
No woman, no cry...
Haiku # 34339 February 7, 2006 6:54 am ET
by MrTitties of England
Oh so very sad
Did you not do well at school?
There there Titties
Haiku # 34338 February 7, 2006 6:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
anonymous pet?
you had better bend over
spell check wants ur ass...
Haiku # 34337 February 7, 2006 4:18 am ET
by MrTitties of England
Anonymous cock!
Let's all have a circle wank,
in your honour, cunt!
Haiku # 34336 February 7, 2006 4:09 am ET
by SON OF TITTIES
Wee tim
Haiku # 34335 February 6, 2006 1:32 pm ET
by Rabbi Burns
Don't try this at home
But drink down a beer barrel
Sure it makes you drunk
Haiku # 34334 February 6, 2006 1:00 pm ET
by better than guns
Don
Haiku # 34333 February 6, 2006 12:49 pm ET
by NRA
That
Haiku # 34332 February 6, 2006 12:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Funny? Funny how?
Like I fucking amuse you?
What is so funny?
Haiku # 34331 February 6, 2006 11:42 am ET
by office jockey
A balding psychic,
portrayed by Patrick Stewart:
He sees EVRYTHING.
Haiku # 34330 February 6, 2006 11:25 am ET
by MrTitties of England
(Prophet of hope)
Right on the button
How can they not see the truth?
Small minds not thinking?
Haiku # 34329 February 6, 2006 7:20 am ET
by There are stupid people all over the world
wrestlemania
"Hulk hogan Vs Rick Flair"
winner takes pension!
Haiku # 34328 February 6, 2006 7:16 am ET
by office jockey
Shadows of silence
stay the tongues of the watchful
as horrors they show.
>
Evil unchallenged
holding disbelief captive
has trust bowing low.
>
>
Self-deceit favours
the weakness of millions
where liars can feed.
>
God will be slandered
by satanic deceivers
of militant breed.
>
>
Women in shadow
of men who love violence
do not have a voice.
>
Men who have nothing
to offer but cruelty
know nothing of choice.
>
>
Wake to the nightmare
of the downfall of freedom
before it
Haiku # 34327 February 5, 2006 8:09 pm ET
by The Prophet of Hope
Days of rage, burnings,
calls for decapitation,
Join the faith of peace.
Haiku # 34326 February 5, 2006 2:02 pm ET
by who r u kidding
#Night watchman wanted.#
Haiku # 34325 February 5, 2006 1:41 pm ET
by The Beast Master
Behind a torn cloud,
the sun bleeds into the sky.
A broken rectum.
Haiku # 34324 February 5, 2006 1:24 pm ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
I'll touch your dark cunt
Then inhale your putrid stench
and jerk in your face
Haiku # 34323 February 5, 2006 12:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's dark and squishy
With my fingers up my cunt
Won't you touch me there?
Haiku # 34322 February 5, 2006 11:34 am ET
by A Cybersex Addicted Masturbator
My balls are so round.
If they were out of their sack,
they would roll away.
Haiku # 34321 February 5, 2006 11:30 am ET
by Dave
Lying in the bath,
I check my balls
Haiku # 34320 February 5, 2006 10:39 am ET
by smelly joe
It
Haiku # 34319 February 5, 2006 8:58 am ET
by Dave
Heidi should be mine
She is my perfect equel
Damn you Proncess John
Haiku # 34318 February 4, 2006 4:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sleep deprivation
Malnutrition, psychosis
Cocaine binge, hooray!
Haiku # 34317 February 4, 2006 2:42 pm ET
by Lush
http://triptychhaiku.blogspot.com Triptych Haiku - an experimental journal of short form poetry
Haiku # 34316 February 3, 2006 11:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Inflammatory?
Sever the heads of chillies!
Taste-buds offended.
Haiku # 34315 February 3, 2006 5:28 pm ET
by Chilli con carnage
A yam ear two right,
may queue thing cough hike ouse.
Butt snot watt ewe sea.
Haiku # 34314 February 3, 2006 4:26 pm ET
by Dave
Words scrum together
and kick a thought around.
It
Haiku # 34313 February 3, 2006 4:06 pm ET
by Dave
Quiet as a mouse,
I creep into Mother
Haiku # 34312 February 3, 2006 3:59 pm ET
by normal
The barn door opens.
Haiku # 34311 February 3, 2006 3:56 pm ET
by The Beast Master
Today I will eat:
Chips, peas, pies, gravy, kebabs.
Vorsprung durch technik
Haiku # 34310 February 3, 2006 3:48 pm ET
by MrTitties of England
I wee in milk, too.
I wee anywhere I please.
Don't drink in my house.
Haiku # 34309 February 3, 2006 3:47 pm ET
by MrsTitties of England
Wee I drink in Tea.
It's Wee that I pee in Tea.
Drink my lovely Wee.
Haiku # 34308 February 3, 2006 3:45 pm ET
by MrsTitties of England
Neil, off the telly.
He is a metal faced thug.
Hamster style..... ATTACK!!!
Haiku # 34307 February 3, 2006 3:39 pm ET
by MrTitties of England
I have a poo-head
Feel my sticky, lumpy mess.
My poo-head is great!
Haiku # 34306 February 3, 2006 3:36 pm ET
by MrsTitties of England
Poo comes out of bum
Mine is brown with sweetcorn in
What does yours look like?
Haiku # 34305 February 3, 2006 3:35 pm ET
by MrsTitties of England
i often wonder
is it fun to push grannies
off blackpool tower?
Haiku # 34304 February 3, 2006 3:30 pm ET
by MrTitties of England
Every Friday
I wear womens underwear.
I am a tranny.
Haiku # 34303 February 3, 2006 3:26 pm ET
by MrTitties of England
Bestiality!
The fun way of becoming
a monkeys uncle...
Haiku # 34302 February 3, 2006 3:11 pm ET
by MrTitties of England
Turning Japanese,
think I
Haiku # 34301 February 3, 2006 12:28 pm ET
by Dave
A rusty corkscrew
is slowly twisted into
the eye of my cock.
Haiku # 34300 February 3, 2006 10:26 am ET
by Lost Boy
Necrophilia!
There's always one rotten cunt,
gotta split on ya!!
Haiku # 34299 February 3, 2006 10:06 am ET
by office jockey
Ethereal glimpse
I see my life forces glow
My parallel self
Haiku # 34298 February 3, 2006 6:54 am ET
by Precognition is a curse
You may lose the lot
Life
Haiku # 34297 February 3, 2006 6:24 am ET
by Your life is a papers thickness away from total disaster
Life wasted in booze
We bemoan our existence
When at least we live
Haiku # 34296 February 3, 2006 6:19 am ET
by Am I as selfish as you?
Life freezes in streets
Down and outs die but who cares
What hard bastards, we
Haiku # 34295 February 3, 2006 6:15 am ET
by What if it were I?
You
Haiku # 34294 February 3, 2006 6:08 am ET
by No second chances in this game
work is work is work
play is play is play is play
you live some then die
Haiku # 34293 February 3, 2006 3:53 am ET
by ash
i like alcohol
and i think that it likes me
moreso when i'm drunk
Haiku # 34292 February 3, 2006 3:16 am ET
by ash
safety in numbers
sure there's some sickos out there
but i fit right in
Haiku # 34291 February 3, 2006 2:59 am ET
by ash
at the heart of it
some definitions of bad
are worse than others
Haiku # 34290 February 3, 2006 2:29 am ET
by ash