Have you been touched by
Flying Spaghetti Monster's
noodly appendage?

Thong pushed up and out
warm sausage squeezed from a tube
throbbing with trans fat

In modern design
sequins wrap her body in
a tight cylinder

laughing at the dead
someday I'll pay the price too
but for now, I laugh

rare disease is rare
but death is really common
fear doesn't change that

I hate bad haiku
Oh yes I do it is true
I hate bad haiku

Praise... to the men of
morals, caring, but endure
other... PROFILING!

By the way I

Of relationships
Most of us are self centred
Many weak, selfish
*
Married but alone
Just had a conversation
Wife badly let down
*
She thought she may die
Hereditary disease
Rare but a huge threat
*
She

The evening laughter
collapses like a balloon.
A raw nerve exposed.
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Silence turns solid.
One word could split her atom.
I make some coffee.
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A hard stare obtrudes.
My apology stumbles.
I wear the coffee.

Everyone get down!
Don

Get out of my field!
You

behold tiny monkey
watch him swoop,watch him circle.
i am fond of sponges

Blancmange pleasure domes,
Soft-whipped ice cream minarets,
kiss tipped marshmallows.

acknowledge my sloth
feeble are my synapses
be horizontal

Damned in a knife flash
sending one soul to heaven,
the other to hell.

.. ..-. .. - -- ---

jet lag off shift work
my mind kind of wandering
subtle exhaustion

sitting in the night
beneath the autumnal sky
as dark as ever

when my brain don't work
it kind of makes me worry
excepting i can't

If you feed me sponge.
That would be nice, i got the
Funk its in a box.

Its fun using names
Disguise my identity
Mighty meaty mate

My wet mouth breaks free
Draws rings around her nipples
I tease her erect

She

My hand touches her
Shuddering with urgency
She softly murmurs

emo's like to cry
there so sad and want to die.
and wear eyeliner

Languid, nude skin screams
Joyfully undress secrets
Bare smooth breasts entice

The succession starts
Springs early awakening
White snowdrop carpet

Cherry blossoms fall
snow upon the sidewalk. my
love is for haiku

Marriage is much like
a basketball. Orange and
round, covered with bumps

Tree frogs signalling
mother fuckers cut me off
don't have right of way

I'll-take-another
an onomatopoeia
when said slowly slurred

Parasitic worm
is controlling my thinking
gonna make me drink

Stutterous bumble,
a rat-at-at tumble down
phonetic phumbler.

Drawn taut like a bow
shoulder blades almost touching
can't code anymore

Lint trap signaling
I'm left with a soggy mess
dryer's on the broke

Panoptical world
is the watcher aware?
I was

tree frogs signaling
unstopping choir chanting spring
coldbloods warm... warmbloods

Cute
Though burdensome
Someone's cuter

My word hits them
They run like the truth
From consequences

Black widow she ain't
taking off
w/ Husband slayers

Hip here lizerd lizerd
mah poke is wearing thin
Could you shed some skin

Romans, Huns and Ottomans
Small fry for those
Who stole my wife

Heck, indicient proposal
will take his wife
Willy Nilly

hola' hovito
drug selling to rap singing
crapulous old fool

Patton had a Willie
Babe and Baxter were just silly
Princess Anne's bit them dudes
And Bud is for Spuds

Serbian New Riches
collecting their toys
They spare nuns

Riding with Custer
into the prairie Sun
Blasting ocean waves

Patton had a Willie
Baby was just silly
Princess Anne's bit them dudes
And Bud is for Spuds

feeling nostalgic
leafing through your old letters
i wish you were here