this ambivalence
i can't decide if it's me
perhaps i should change

Thanks for your efforts
Better! Knew you could do it
Just needed a kick

on my backyard deck,
weathered black cat meows
claiming its new turf

Some festoonery
Draped upon lampoonery
Mere buffoonery

Some hard drive failure
mixed in with some partying
The weekend excites

Masterful being
Your imaginariness
Is what you do best

wake up to myself
the time for naked has passed
smear the vaseline

counting syllables
it's like painting by numbers
if your soul's not bared

"Time Dog" saves future
A science fiction short film
By Robert Peacock

*****
LepreCon Film Fest
Second Annual Awards
Best of Show: "Time Dog"

Snap. You've been served will,
Now get to it you pussies
Let the verse kick ass.

Yo, William Asspress.
How about an example
Of genius in verse?

Aghaa, write something good!
Your drivel

What the fuck is that Exit
when there is no exit
At least not from your skin

naked in the past,
forgot time travel rule one:
you can't go in clothes

-- inspired by the movie, "The Terminator"
and the SciFaiku of James M. Palmer at Area 51

Serbs are as bad
as the rest of the shit in the world
True badder, no mistake

Screw any city elders
herding after individual
Serbs or not

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

ribald poesy
rampant, flagrant heresy
chronic pleurisy

Hosting parasites
All hail Janis, source of site
Approaching midnight

back to the beaches
it was nice to be away
but this is my home

Vladane jebem ti mrtvu majku
na grobu tvog nerodjenog deteta
I svim tebi slicnim

Beware of Dog sign
A dominant colour scheme
And nothing to say

Five syllables first
Seven syllables come next
Finish with five more

There's no need to fret
Just because that big wave is
crashing down on us

she moved to charleston
now she has a new boyfriend
I'm stuck all alone

Meet two ex girlfriends
With one today 2.30
Other tomorrow
-
Thought I

on my holiday
a square mile of time capsule
and lots of suburbs

on the powerbook
after a brief hiatus
here in adelaide

And then listen to
the murmers of the ludites
musings insincere

Two large auto bots
No one reads them or acts or connects
What a waste of space

I think that one day
we'll abandon our bodies
and become machines

Nice conversation
Alphabit alternate names
One is Ascii puffs

Moral dilemmas
Pondering the good fortune
of those in great need

Dead duck is floating,
spinning, caught in the twirling
eddy of desire

A student no more
No uni ever again
And I didn't fail

England wins its first
A nice one nothing final
Heartbreak comes later

strange - no haiku for two days
are you guys asleep or what?
i hope you're angry

rearranging rhymes
not uncreative really
nonartificial

lyrical death threat
nasty words, search engine roars
treat me with caution

see me hear me but
still you try to box me in
think you know my mind

does sound like pussy
though impossible you are
not replacing bach

antigravity
you must read Einstein's Hot Time
funny article

The more you beat boss
The more next boss becomes strong.
Warning forever!
*
Time will increase; if
you die: decrease. Beat more boss -
Before time is lost!

ronald MC donald
fuck house charities one two
diabetes too

I know someone who
Oftentimes would write haiku
And now he is dead
Haiku are bad

us citizen
hyperlipidaemia
live long and prosper

Methylphenidate
Trimethoxyamfetamin
Secobarbital

Sometimes this site is
Sofa king we todd did
It's hard not to laugh

The hose on the roof
Is not to be confused with
The hoes on the street

Maybe, to make her
a bit more angry I should,
spell it S h eLIA