Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78007 Haiku later...
Vermin problems
rats rodents cheese bacon
peanut butter trap
Haiku # 73301 November 4, 2021 9:31 pm ET
by Rezkat of Rez Life
Can't see him on phone.
I only see the seagull
Is vhs Darth?
Haiku # 73300 November 4, 2021 9:27 pm ET
by Rezkat of Rez
Ha Ha. You, old man !
You are wrong. A dog will eat
even YOUR haiku.
Haiku # 73299 November 4, 2021 9:17 pm ET
by Your Most Recent Pseudonym of AKA "Hung Kow"
You're in all my thoughts
I don't usually go for
greasy Italians
Haiku # 73298 November 4, 2021 8:52 pm ET
by I dream of Pizza
You made fifty bucks.
That can buy you a sandwich.
At today's prices.
Haiku # 73297 November 4, 2021 8:45 pm ET
by Blame Bezos.
aparently polis
has gotten ticky and it
sucks the life out of...

'murica...
Haiku # 73296 November 4, 2021 8:45 pm ET
by vhs
haiku doesn't rot
Some of it improves with age
Ask the Dogeater
Haiku # 73295 November 4, 2021 8:33 pm ET
by Noticer
what will eat the flesh
of a rotting haiku deep
in the boiling sand?
Haiku # 73294 November 4, 2021 8:07 pm ET
by vhs
sometimes human stu
pidity tears down the
guidestones of wisdom
Haiku # 73293 November 4, 2021 7:51 pm ET
by vhs
Coast Salish
Haiku # 73292 November 4, 2021 7:36 pm ET
by sk
went to zoom meeting
but I was reading haiku
and made fifty bucks
Haiku # 73291 November 4, 2021 7:30 pm ET
by Paydirt of Haiku
well it would not be
the same without you I've not
spoken to a friend

in a long time now.
too many "woke" forces out
there being...not nice.
Haiku # 73290 November 4, 2021 5:17 pm ET
by vhs
Rez weather update
Rain, wind, power outages
Also, out of smokes.
Haiku # 73289 November 4, 2021 4:49 pm ET
by Rezkitten of Edge of Rez
Hi there vhs.
It's good to see you again.
Hope all's well with you.

Look... There have been many times I've stepped out of line and been a rude pos. Just saying sorry.

Good to have you back.
I'll be posting less often.
It's better that way.
Haiku # 73288 November 4, 2021 1:53 pm ET
by I'm going to have a bowl of ice cream with chocolate sauce and pretend it's a salad.
real life drama goes
on, times of peace, times of war
family it might

be a soap drama
a soap opera plays out
badly written---real
Haiku # 73287 November 4, 2021 12:35 pm ET
by vhs
i don't want to be
serious, i just want to
complain about....things...

that's more fun right?
Haiku # 73286 November 4, 2021 12:27 pm ET
by vhs
i get on here and
i reimagine how the
net led to some kind

of freedom but those
who believe in top down flat
world control took up
Haiku # 73285 November 4, 2021 12:16 pm ET
by vhs
there are control freaks
who do not want a false view
confronted by those

outside their false view
but the plagues and swarms still came
for the carcosa
Haiku # 73284 November 4, 2021 11:57 am ET
by vhs
in times like these those
who would mandate man dates would
date man backwardly.
Haiku # 73283 November 4, 2021 11:55 am ET
by vhs
i feel like as young
in Gen X or Boom so much
was prodigal son

daughter, wandering
searching for meaning, then we
came the long way home
Haiku # 73282 November 4, 2021 11:48 am ET
by vhs
No, I'm Moxie, the
guy who got upset years past
now stuck on twitter

or was...
Haiku # 73281 November 4, 2021 10:34 am ET
by vhs
i saw Kermit and
Perfect Cell in a safe space
arena fight memes.
Haiku # 73280 November 4, 2021 10:32 am ET
by vhs
Rez rat, what's your tribe?
Tribe of Darth, I imagine...
Of Starkitten clan (?)
Haiku # 73279 November 4, 2021 9:17 am ET
by Fry Bread of Casino Payouts
Vermin in the walls
Their scat keeps getting bigger
and bigger. What next?
Haiku # 73278 November 4, 2021 3:27 am ET
by Rez Rat
Who is this "Brandon"?
A Facebook "bot" invention.
He cannot hurt you.

Brandon isn't real.
Like George Floyd and corona.
He doesn't exist.
Haiku # 73277 November 4, 2021 3:19 am ET
by I can prove it! of Hold my underwear, I'll be right back.
Chant: LET'S GO BRANDON!
Holy, like Gregorian,
Offered up to God.
Haiku # 73276 November 4, 2021 1:34 am ET
by Brandon of Monastic Renunciation
I saw Kermit's strings
but still believed he was real
Greatest of all frogs
Haiku # 73275 November 3, 2021 11:46 pm ET
by Sk
Darth Pygmyfucker
Ultimate outback jenga
Stackable midgets
Haiku # 73274 November 3, 2021 11:11 pm ET
by Stack 'em up of Smack'em down!
Darth Pygmyfucker
Ultimate outback jenga
Stackable midgets
Haiku # 73273 November 3, 2021 11:11 pm ET
by Stack 'em up of Smack'em down!
I love Kermit, too
He used to be fond of pork
(he has a green dink)
Haiku # 73272 November 3, 2021 11:05 pm ET
by Noticer
I love his news casts.
"Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here."
Discussing moot stuff.
Haiku # 73271 November 3, 2021 10:49 pm ET
by What's green and smells like pork?
Bright colors are fun.
I like the poison dart frogs.
But Kermit's cool too.
Haiku # 73270 November 3, 2021 10:47 pm ET
by He's a fellow Figpucker. of Know what I mean?
I like that one frog
In Olive Oyl's ice cream cone
(croak) Bluto did it!
Haiku # 73269 November 3, 2021 10:21 pm ET
by Noticer
Frisbee's a fun game.
You can play sober or high.
Fun for all ages.
Haiku # 73268 November 3, 2021 8:43 pm ET
by Can you do any frisbee tricks?
Let's talk about frogs.
There are many types of frogs.
What's your favorite?
Haiku # 73267 November 3, 2021 8:40 pm ET
by And why is it so?
Aborigines
Are not bad for light dessert
So you should spare them.
Haiku # 73266 November 3, 2021 5:12 pm ET
by Jolly Swagman of Waltzing Matilda Out Back Mate
Of all the races,
only whites deserve to live.
Others don't taste right.
Haiku # 73265 November 3, 2021 12:05 pm ET
by Hannibal Lecter of Gastronomical racism.
Yes, Reading, PA.
I have no clue at all why.
But there you have it.
Haiku # 73263 November 3, 2021 11:53 am ET
by I have spoken.
Manhattan Project.
Edward Teller. Big deal.
Blew up two cities...
Haiku # 73261 November 3, 2021 7:06 am ET
by Sale of Two Titties of Nippon
Nagasaki: TWICE !
I missed that one the first time.
Double entendre?
Haiku # 73260 November 3, 2021 7:03 am ET
by Fat Man of Enola Gay
Let's get this straight, Darth:
You are Starkitten, Moxie,
AND "Betty LeBomb"?
Haiku # 73259 November 3, 2021 7:01 am ET
by Not Janis of Not Toronto
Why Reading PA?
The others I agree with...
But Reading . . . really?
Haiku # 73258 November 3, 2021 6:57 am ET
by Reading is Good for Children of William Penn
I never take baths.
And seldom even shower.
The dogs lick me clean.
Haiku # 73257 November 3, 2021 6:47 am ET
by Twat waffles anonymous. of Cunt biscuits unanimous..
If you could make 10 nukes go off in cities around the world, which cities would you pick?
Haiku # 73256 November 3, 2021 6:42 am ET
by Detroit, Orlando, Mogadishu, Manila, Dallas, Jerusalem, Beijing, Kolkata, Nagasaki, Reading(PA)..
https://www.fingerlakes1.com/2021/10/11/sarms-stack-best-sarms-stack-for-bulking-cutting-and-strength/
Haiku # 73255 November 3, 2021 5:26 am ET
by sarms for bulking of laurice arce
Is this Darth Bathwater?
I noticed your gurgling drain
See my plumber's butt?
Haiku # 73254 November 3, 2021 3:56 am ET
by Noticer of Mineral deposits
A helluva bath
You must have looked like a prune
by the end of it
Haiku # 73253 November 3, 2021 12:36 am ET
by Bomb of Bath
Horizontal pube
Wavy high-water mark from
last night's bubble bath
Haiku # 73252 November 3, 2021 12:04 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Back again Haiku?
I have been so clean! Or, just
deep into the shakes
Haiku # 73251 November 2, 2021 11:52 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
To previous course
we can no longer return--
history bends right

A correction to my previous Haiku:

To previous course
we can no longer return--
history bends left
Haiku # 13622, September 12, 2001 11:34 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Haiku # 73250 November 2, 2021 11:49 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of 20 Years in the Future
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