The House of Gucci
Go ga-ga for some hoochee...
Lady G? Who she?
by Most Perceptive Cine-art Review of Our Time
Hey Mister Chester:
Your mommy's a molester;
Hope they arrest her.
by Mask-wearing Juju Witchdoctor of Gambia, Dancing to Village Drums
Chester you dumb bot.
Go swim in the Gambia.
Don't get your chip wet.
by I Heart Banjul of Write Haiku You Dolt
Excuse, that I can not participate now in discussion - it is very occupied. But I will return - I will necessarily write that I think on this question.
by Chestervoina of The Gambia
Waukesha Darrell:
His favorite Hendrix song is
"Crosstown Traffic". Yup.
by Tiretrax All Across Your Back
One thousand dollars.
That's the price to kill someone
and then be set free.
by Remember that! You might need it.
Write some cutting verse.
Like about cutting yourself
You big old gay blade . . .
by Zorro the GLBTQ Haiku Activist
These rotten verses
even a dog will not eat
yet you devour.
by And ask for seconds.
May a large poodle
rape your nostrils while you sleep
in drunken slumber.
What a way to go.
Suffocated by dog spooge.
And single malt scotch.
by Just joking. Relax. of Take a deep breath. And fart... oh, you strained too hard. Go change your pants.
Don't you get sick of
this five seven five bullshit?
It's so meaningless!
by Cockthistle.
Had your little fun ?
Went through the whole alphabet?
Please don't start numbers...
by Twenty-six Ways to Bore me to Death
This five seven five
shit is too arbitrary.
Fuck Basho's ash-ho.
by Y'know?
a b c d e
f g h i j k l
m n o p q
r s t u v
w x y and z.
now I'll start again.
by next time won't you sing with me?
Zebadiah zaps
zipperhead zoophilia
zigzagging zebras.
by Zinedine Zidane
Your yucky yarbles
yielding youthful yearnings
yellow yolk yogurt.
by Yolandi
Xena's XXX
xenophobic xenomorph
x-rayed Xavier.
by Xie Xingfang
Wascawy wabbits
wound witless white warmongers
wearing women's wigs.
by Wil Wheaton
Very vacuous
vaginas vacuumed vacant
via vogue valve vents.
by Vivienne Vavoom
Ugly underwear
undulates under udders
utterly undone.
by Ultimately Usain
Tiny tits torn to
ten tantalizing tidbits
terrorize Tampa.
by Tina Turner
Oh please, just stop. Please!
Go back to bathroom humor . . .
anything else please.
by No More Alphabet Games
Syllable slamming
snotty salamanders shy
Slyly sideways, Sam.
by Sylvester Stallone
Rancid ribbed rubbers
ruined Ruth's ravioli
retrospectively.
by Ryan Reynolds
Quietly question
queer queens queefing quirkily
quipping qubits.
by Quintillus
Niggardly nasties
nip nine nifty nipples now
nullify nothing.
by Nad Nostril of Noops Nedited
Pissing putrid puke,
prole puppies pound pink pussy
pomegranate pie.
by Prince Phillip
Oh, ostrich ova
obscure omnivorous orbs'
odd oscillation.
by Ozzy Osbourne
Niggardly nasties
nip nine nifty nipples now
nullify nothingness.
by Nad Nostril
Mister Megabyte
mastubates marsupials
milking mad mothers.
by Moth Man
Your algorithm
or alliteration-bot
Is a great big bore.
by ABCDEF yawwwnnn of Truly Bad Haiku
Lactating lamas
lick lollipops lazily
languishing lastly.
by Lucy Liu
Karen's kangaroo
kicks koalas' kelp kababs'
kilocalories.
by Kim Kardashian
All toilets are white.
Hey now, that's being racist!
We need black toilets.
by Crabby-cunt Karen of Multicolored toilet movement for liberated bowel movements
Janet's enema
Was mistaken for haiku
By a white toilet
by Person of Color Purple
Jill joyfully jumped
Jack jamming jubilant jade
jettisoning junk.
by Janet Jackson
Hey! It is OK
To travel across state lines
To kill communists.
by Cross State Lines
That Youtube Karen is HOT !
I think I need to lather...
Or maybe lath her.
by Big Eyed Babe of Car Window
Calm your mother down.
That bitch owes me a haiku.
Written on her skin.
by Ed Gein of Quiet Farmhouse
Gentle autumn breeze.
Silk caresses my ass-cheeks...
Time to recharge phone.
by Sensual Cables of Plugged In (Out)
Vanishing Dog-man.
Turn my phone around, baby.
Rotten verse will live!
by Fermented Dog of Acquired Taste
Rotten seagull dog
Flying over this haiku.
Now prepare to breathe.
by Pulmonary Prophecies of Restoration
Eat my haiku. Yes.
Stuff it down your silly throat.
Then vomit it up.
by Unconditional Love of Your Dead Grandmother
Take your booster shot.
Take it NOW. And then again
Every seven months.
by This Haiku Brought to You by PFIZER of Great Reset My Ass
I love my black race.
My black people will stand strong...
Beacause we are white.
by Afrika, Child of Europe
Ignorant idle
imbeciles ignite insects
into innocence.
by Ivan Illich
A hill to die on:
Dissidents versus sheeple.
Kill me for my views
by I Despise You of Nothing Personal
Christmas lights on porch
Klown world quelled for the moment...
Regroup and prepare.
by Subvert the Collective Neurosis of Our Moment
I need tobacco.
A fine English tobacco.
Kiss my PIPE, haters.
by Nose Inhale of Watch the Smoke Dissipate
Let us meet right here
By the goodness of Janis
Internet hostess.
by Canadians good for Something
Alliteration:
Absolutely asinine
And alphabetized!
by At All Angles of Altitude
