Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 243 Days and 77168 Haiku later...

Take your booster shot.
Take it NOW. And then again
Every seven months.
Haiku # 73823, November 21, 2021 10:56 pm ET
by This Haiku Brought to You by PFIZER of Great Reset My Ass
I love my black race.
My black people will stand strong...
Beacause we are white.
Haiku # 73822, November 21, 2021 10:53 pm ET
by Afrika, Child of Europe
Ignorant idle
imbeciles ignite insects
into innocence.
Haiku # 73821, November 21, 2021 10:16 pm ET
by Ivan Illich
A hill to die on:
Dissidents versus sheeple.
Kill me for my views
Haiku # 73820, November 21, 2021 10:13 pm ET
by I Despise You of Nothing Personal
Christmas lights on porch
Klown world quelled for the moment...
Regroup and prepare.
Haiku # 73819, November 21, 2021 10:11 pm ET
by Subvert the Collective Neurosis of Our Moment
I need tobacco.
A fine English tobacco.
Kiss my PIPE, haters.
Haiku # 73818, November 21, 2021 10:08 pm ET
by Nose Inhale of Watch the Smoke Dissipate
Let us meet right here
By the goodness of Janis
Internet hostess.
Haiku # 73817, November 21, 2021 10:04 pm ET
by Canadians good for Something
Absolutely asinine
And alphabetized!
Haiku # 73816, November 21, 2021 10:01 pm ET
by At All Angles of Altitude
Horny hobbits have
huevos hanging happily
humping hags' hoses.
Haiku # 73815, November 21, 2021 7:41 pm ET
by Helen Hunt
The DELTA Variant!
Oh gosh ! The DELTA Variant.
Oh I am so SCARED. Help !!!
Haiku # 73814, November 21, 2021 7:34 pm ET
by Sign Me Up for Boosters Every 3 Days Mommy of Tony Fauci's Diseased Sociopathic Soul
Gregory gaily
gangbangs grotesque green gremlins
gargling gold grog.
Haiku # 73813, November 21, 2021 7:26 pm ET
by Gal Gadot
Fabulous faggots
freakily fornicating
fat frogs far from France.
Haiku # 73812, November 21, 2021 7:18 pm ET
by Fabio
Eat your banana.
It will make you feel better.
Your blood sugar's low.
Haiku # 73811, November 21, 2021 5:22 pm ET
by Doctor Happy
Elephants eating
eggs erase Eamon's earwigs
evenly ebbing.
Haiku # 73810, November 21, 2021 3:49 pm ET
by Elvira
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck facebook
Haiku # 73809, November 21, 2021 3:40 pm ET
by scotch
educated eels
electrically energized
emerge everywhere
Haiku # 73808, November 21, 2021 3:37 pm ET
by scotch of Damit
don’t do damn donuts
dangerous doofus drivers
dipshit dickhead dolts
Haiku # 73807, November 21, 2021 3:34 pm ET
by scotch of Not on my lawn!
Dangerous dingos
don't dig dirt diligently
downward, Damien.
Haiku # 73806, November 21, 2021 3:34 pm ET
by Digong Duterte
Cole's cantankerous
cat can't contemplate Cory's
casserole clutter.
Haiku # 73805, November 21, 2021 11:58 am ET
by Charlie Chaplin
Blowing bodacious
boogers banefully backwards
beats buggering bums.
Haiku # 73804, November 21, 2021 11:50 am ET
by Beethoven
Allison's aardvark
asks about apples and ass
all around Austin.
Haiku # 73803, November 21, 2021 11:48 am ET
by Ansel Adams
Our homes are prisons.
Locked in by Fear and Loathing,
FaceBook and TikTok.
Haiku # 73802, November 21, 2021 11:06 am ET
by Get out while you can! of Escape to Fiji.
I know what's to come.
Doom and gloom for everyone.
Like evil Oprah.
Haiku # 73801, November 21, 2021 11:02 am ET
by You get a disease and you get a disease and everyone gets a disease! of Or starvation, or prison/concentration camps. Whatever.
i have my worries
then i have my cares but then
what is yet to come?
Haiku # 73800, November 21, 2021 10:20 am ET
by vhs
I don't care about
the earth's magnetic field
and neither should you.
Haiku # 73799, November 21, 2021 7:48 am ET
Turn your phone sideways.
And then turn it right side up.
Rotten verse dog man!
Haiku # 73798, November 21, 2021 7:10 am ET
by He'll bash you!
Dark meat and gravy.
Corn, candied yams, and stuffing.
And then there's football.
Haiku # 73797, November 21, 2021 7:01 am ET
by Dear Lord, we thank thee for protecting us from covid, terrorists, and of course the evil Mark Zuckerberg. May you forever keep him and his platforms off our devices. Amen.
I cannot keep up.
Medicinal heroin.
Order it online.

It's the world today.
Needles are a tax write off.
My accountant said.
Haiku # 73796, November 20, 2021 10:22 pm ET
by Come on, Biden, push the button.
Wimmins in Japan
be imported from Russia.
Saw it on TV.
Haiku # 73795, November 20, 2021 7:56 pm ET
by Yep.
Wimmin are funny.
Do they have them in Japan?
Maybe a phone app...
Haiku # 73794, November 20, 2021 7:30 pm ET
by Virtual Feminine of Smartphone
Ice Age number five:
I really tried to watch it.
But it revulsed me.
Haiku # 73793, November 20, 2021 7:26 pm ET
by Mass-produced Neurosis of AMURIKKKKA
Have you given up?
You already have enough?
Your game's obvious.
Haiku # 73792, November 20, 2021 7:08 pm ET
Quantum mechanics
don't work on broken down cars
nor do they drink beer.
Haiku # 73791, November 20, 2021 5:00 pm ET
by They earn slightly above minimum wage. of But no one knows what work they actually do.
Aardvarks are funny.
Do they have them in Japan?
I do not think so.
Haiku # 73790, November 20, 2021 4:56 pm ET
by Chocolate fondu. of It's fun to do.
Beet borscht bastard brew
bubbling banefully by
blasting blueberries.
Haiku # 73789, November 20, 2021 4:49 pm ET
by Beethoven
Probably sewage,
parasites, hazardous waste,
and thought suppressants.
Haiku # 73787, November 20, 2021 1:06 pm ET
by If you saw it, you'd understand. of only the rich can afford clean water. Sad, really.
yes this relic a
living fossil that will out
live fakebook thank God...

wtf is in your water df?
Haiku # 73786, November 20, 2021 10:48 am ET
by vhs
Do you suffer from
poor sexual performance/
Haiku # 73785, November 20, 2021 10:22 am ET
by of You may qualify for financing.
Life is a sick joke,
Bad haiku the antidote.
Darth is the maiden.
Haiku # 73784, November 20, 2021 10:09 am ET
by Let Us Rescue the Damsel said the Knight of Puckered Fig
Google News reminds
me of old horror movies.
Alien AI.
Haiku # 73783, November 20, 2021 10:01 am ET
by Celebrity surgeries gone wrong. of Telepathic abilities.
Facebook ads remind
me of the old National
Inquirer news.
Haiku # 73782, November 20, 2021 9:59 am ET
by What was once bad humor is now top of the line online information.
Let's get back to boobs.
Big or small doesn't matter.
They make me splatter.
Haiku # 73781, November 20, 2021 7:01 am ET
by Daaaaarth!
Nursing home rampage.
Assisted living shootings.
Here at eleven.
Haiku # 73780, November 20, 2021 6:56 am ET
by And now here's Tom with the weather.
And in other news,
hypersonic missile nukes,
sonic baby pukes.
Haiku # 73779, November 20, 2021 6:50 am ET
by Mutants, mutants, everywhere! of Three testicled cyclops goats ate my best marijuana plants!
One boobed Italy I be.
Who needs lactose free?!
Haiku # 73778, November 20, 2021 6:40 am ET
by Good friends with Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple breasted whore of Eroticon 6
Darth, you ARE a boob.
Not left or right, just one boob
Smack in the middle.
Haiku # 73777, November 20, 2021 6:04 am ET
by Mammary Cyclops of Puckered Fig
Yeah, but be diverse.
Kill people of all colors,
"genders", and ages.

And do it naked.
Show schlongs and boobs on the news.
Naked death orgies.

Otherwise it's yaaawwwwn.
Can you change the channel please.
Game of Thrones nude scenes!

Haiku # 73776, November 20, 2021 1:39 am ET
by Never enough BOOBS!
Kyle is a hero!
Shot a thug child molester.
He should have killed more.
Haiku # 73775, November 19, 2021 10:51 pm ET
by White Guy Kills 2 Whites of Cuz He RAYCISS ha ha ha ha ha
"Poet hangs himself."
And now for today's weather.
Cold, wet, and windy.
Haiku # 73773, November 19, 2021 9:55 pm ET
by Homicide is far more fitting in todays world than suicide. of Don't be a pussy, waste some assholes you don't like.
Who's Kyle Shitinhouse?
Did he molest Joe Biden?
Post it on YouTube?

Oh, he shot people.
It's not inappropriate.
We should all do that.
Haiku # 73772, November 19, 2021 9:48 pm ET
by God Bless 'Merica!
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