Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 173 Days and 77062 Haiku later...

here's my good advice
when nothing is left to say
just shut the fuck up
Haiku # 74718, January 31, 2022 8:09 am ET
by ash, of course i'll be back though...
like diarrhoea
after a bowel obstruction
let my haiku flow
Haiku # 74717, January 31, 2022 7:57 am ET
by ash
not my best haiku
yet shamefully repeated
i spill my entrails
Haiku # 74716, January 31, 2022 7:55 am ET
by ash
haiku for the win!
investigating further
it's a quadrella
Haiku # 74715, January 31, 2022 7:52 am ET
by ash
it's not alzheimer's
i see the site is now fixed
and i've posted twice
Haiku # 74714, January 31, 2022 7:50 am ET
by ash
i'm so weak these days
when inspiration strikes me
it knocks me over
Haiku # 74713, January 31, 2022 7:45 am ET
by ash
Rotten dog breakfast
Then old Chinese man for lunch.
Haiku for dinner.
Haiku # 74712, January 31, 2022 6:07 am ET
by Haiku Meal Plan of Lose Up To 17 Syllables in ONE POEM!
speaking of that thing
called invasions, we are selling
revolutions, da...
Haiku # 74711, January 30, 2022 11:40 pm ET
by vhs
its like some rando
crazy robots spraytagging
with graffitti floof
Haiku # 74709, January 30, 2022 9:13 am ET
by vhs
Violence is boring.
Mindless and unfulfilling.
Wishing you will stop.
Haiku # 74708, January 30, 2022 8:59 am ET
by Be kind. of It's own reward.
to everything turn
turn turn, yada yada there's
war then there's seinfeld
Haiku # 74705, January 29, 2022 4:52 pm ET
by vhs
they used to be there
but they grew old and they moved
out, all is cobwebs
Haiku # 74704, January 29, 2022 4:32 pm ET
by vhs
a lot of the stuff
posted on this site is just
relevant to the

subject at hand some
snapshot in history and
here it is on line
Haiku # 74703, January 29, 2022 4:28 pm ET
by vhs
salutes Janis! i
will remain forever in
your debt for this place
Haiku # 74702, January 29, 2022 4:20 pm ET
by vhs
We thank you, Janis
For maintaining Liberty
At this great website.
Haiku # 74701, January 29, 2022 4:11 pm ET
by Technocrats Will Face the LORD
JAH Rastafari
Will smite the heathen sinners
Who block haiku posts.
Haiku # 74700, January 29, 2022 4:08 pm ET
by Haile Selassie KING of KINGS so BURN, Babylon Yes I
my heart is not there
because i think we're all doomed
that cold war death cry
Haiku # 74699, January 29, 2022 4:02 pm ET
by vhs
welcome back oh great
glorious for make bad haiku
which is most good!
Haiku # 74698, January 29, 2022 1:18 pm ET
by vhs
Something is broken
Can't post our awesome haiku
Please make fix happen
Haiku # 74697, January 29, 2022 12:25 am ET
by Turdley
Macaroni pie
Makes the children want to die
Don't you even try
Haiku # 74696, January 28, 2022 10:23 pm ET
by Rhyming Corpse
i'm so weak these days
when inspiration strikes me
it knocks me over
Haiku # 74694, January 27, 2022 10:30 pm ET
by ash
i'm so weak these days
when inspiration strikes me
it knocks me over
Haiku # 74693, January 27, 2022 10:21 pm ET
by ash
Go suck your cat-teat
Haiku # 74691, January 27, 2022 9:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
we are asking if the
ways and means are ready for
new poems ahead
Haiku # 74687, January 27, 2022 12:42 pm ET
by vhs
Sometimes the haiku
gets lost in the translation
but you can smell it
Haiku # 74686, January 27, 2022 11:50 am ET
by Latrine Poet
testing 1 - 2 - HAIKU
Haiku # 74685, January 27, 2022 10:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i'm so weak these days
when inspiration strikes me
it knocks me over
Haiku # 74684, January 27, 2022 6:27 am ET
by ash
When I try to post
a bad haiku, I am blocked.
so: Who, How, and Why?
Haiku # 74682, January 26, 2022 8:37 pm ET
by This one was from a different device
tremendous melting
the past is the past / spread it /
fon-don't memories
Haiku # 74681, January 26, 2022 4:58 pm ET
by Lunicingus of septic tart
tremendous melting
the past is the past / spread it /
fon-don't memories
Haiku # 74680, January 26, 2022 4:36 pm ET
by lunicingus of septic tart
Site aint work no more?
Or did Janis configure
So as to block me?
Haiku # 74679, January 26, 2022 9:26 am ET
by Spooked
Free Seafood Buffet
Valley of the Alleycats
Garbage can dining!
Haiku # 74678, January 26, 2022 12:15 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
burly, big strong men
going weak as you stick some
meat inside their end
Haiku # 74677, January 25, 2022 6:44 pm ET
by Lind Kneecapbuster of Taco Bell, Glendale
we seem to be a
bit in the pause matrix right
now, russia russia?
Haiku # 74676, January 25, 2022 2:50 pm ET
by vhs
fancy like, a song that
says applebys too many
times for my tastebuds
Haiku # 74675, January 25, 2022 5:57 am ET
by vhs
2 hell with U You
Bad haiku of bad haiku
How was it you knew?
Haiku # 74674, January 24, 2022 11:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I get blocked here now.
Did I offend Great Janis...
Or is it a glitch?
Haiku # 74673, January 24, 2022 11:22 pm ET
by Do You See Those Weird Moving Lines Too?
World-as-phantasm:
Nightmare in the severed head
of John the Baptist.
Haiku # 74672, January 24, 2022 11:03 pm ET
by Remote View of Future Nostalgia
World-as-phantasm:
Nightmare in the severed head
of John the Baptist.
Haiku # 74671, January 24, 2022 9:52 pm ET
by Remote View of Future Regrets
Sometimes I am cat.
Or am I human? Maybe.
Regardless, nya nya.
Haiku # 74670, January 24, 2022 6:10 pm ET
by cat of valley of the cats
Something was lost when
I couldn't think of what was
Lost...that makes me lost.
Haiku # 74669, January 24, 2022 3:35 pm ET
by Vhs
Cannot the make yes
Both for poetic greatest
not and bot-designed
Haiku # 74668, January 24, 2022 1:48 pm ET
by Silicon Processor Circuit of The Floating World
George did not age well...
He's not boyish anymore.
And he lost his club.
Haiku # 74666, January 23, 2022 12:53 pm ET
by Do U Really Want 2 Haiku Me?
Eighties Culture Club
Pleasure my rub a dub dub
Boy George in my tub
Haiku # 74665, January 23, 2022 1:30 am ET
by Musty Sauna of Under your iguana
The Karate Kid...
I try to watch it, but cringe
For eighties culture.
Haiku # 74664, January 22, 2022 10:13 pm ET
by Mr. Miyagi-san of Okinawa, CA
TinselTownTommy
Film Photography Only
Pretentious photos
Haiku # 74663, January 22, 2022 5:36 pm ET
by Cyanosis of SlTx
Cyan misses you
“How can a color miss me?”
She’s only Hu-Man
Haiku # 74661, January 22, 2022 1:33 pm ET
by Looking 4 Sleitchen of It’s SLTXxxxxX
You are forbidden
You’re posting awful poems
This is the bad place!
Haiku # 74660, January 22, 2022 11:11 am ET
by Cyanie of SLTXXX baby
god damnnnnn!...
Haiku # 74659, January 22, 2022 10:44 am ET
by {MojoHeadz|Mojoheadz} {a&r|legit|real|net worth|mastering|fake|reddit} of MojoHeadz \ US
Jaime my good man;
How is Sierra Leone?
Chillin' in Freetown?
Haiku # 74656, January 21, 2022 3:05 pm ET
by Talking to a Bot Again of Gris-gris Gumbo Ya Ya
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