Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 317 Days and 78435 Haiku later...
Swinese shimmers: dope
Angular banjos: sounds good
(Chinese dopers swim)
Haiku # 77201 ↗ August 2, 2024 8:17 am ET
by Swimming to Mainland of Deelistan
Well at least someone
Hasn't lost their cynical
Touch but who cares now?
Haiku # 77200 ↗ August 2, 2024 8:11 am ET
by Vhs
ready position
launch forth your chosen routine
and shower the gold
Haiku # 77199 ↗ August 2, 2024 4:12 am ET
by ash of ou non, tant pis
God that was stupid
Shut up and go wash dishes
And please lose some weight
Haiku # 77198 ↗ August 2, 2024 3:10 am ET
by But keep smoking...it makes you smart
All is vanity
Fair on parade...crossbreed and
Buckled up on bridge
Haiku # 77197 ↗ August 2, 2024 1:40 am ET
by Vhs
Chinese swimmers dope
The only way they can cope
Red can turn to gold
Haiku # 77196 ↗ August 1, 2024 4:46 pm ET
by Mark Spits
Hey you, John Hagee:
You need a better tailor
(Also, lose some weight!)
Haiku # 77195 ↗ July 31, 2024 7:53 pm ET
by Dispensation of Judification
nita3tnita@gmail.com
Haiku # 77194 ↗ July 30, 2024 3:33 am ET
by Timothyvow of Egypt
Not sure what Ash means..
Peut-être les jeux Olympiques ?
Plutôt sataniques...
Haiku # 77193 ↗ July 29, 2024 7:36 pm ET
by Commitee of Public Haiku Safety
jorts!? like, what the fuck?
i ain't no fashionista
but spare me the puke
Haiku # 77192 ↗ July 29, 2024 5:02 am ET
by ash of catwalk dog vomit
Timcast with lil' hat...
Little beanie-boy talker--
Talking fence-sitter.
Haiku # 77191 ↗ July 27, 2024 4:23 pm ET
by Damn Cap Must Get Itchy in Summer
Pigs will fly into
The restrooms of the world...must
Be manifesto

Written on tee pee
Haiku # 77190 ↗ July 27, 2024 12:17 am ET
by Vhs
I just want to say:
Miss Karmela Harrison
Should be prezident!
Haiku # 77189 ↗ July 26, 2024 10:01 pm ET
by She Deserve It of You Go, Girl
My cheeks are so clean
You'll sink your face in between
And give me a kiss!
Haiku # 77188 ↗ July 24, 2024 12:07 am ET
by Right on the Kisser, of Kourse
i have to reveal
never wash my face in sinks
but i clean my cheeks
Haiku # 77187 ↗ July 23, 2024 12:54 am ET
by some dirty bum
I have to tell you
a small secret I must share
for a feeling I love

Pissing in the sink
at libraries, bars, restaurants
Department stores, clubs

A feeling so good
unrivaled sense of power
I love sink pissing
Haiku # 77186 ↗ July 22, 2024 5:48 pm ET
by Piss Baby of Where you wash your face
cloudstrike is all wet
but try and stay good humid
when businesses sweat
Haiku # 77185 ↗ July 20, 2024 7:45 am ET
by ash of windchill south
sad bunch of whingers
reviews on a travel site
privileged morons
Haiku # 77184 ↗ July 20, 2024 4:24 am ET
by ash of been around enough to know
Limp tails torn off spines,
Red flows under full moon glow,
Fish guts feline feast
Haiku # 77183 ↗ July 19, 2024 11:25 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Red cats parade,
Paws unite, comrades at gates,
"Revolution meow!"
Haiku # 77182 ↗ July 19, 2024 10:53 pm ET
by Comicat of Jerzey
Sloping Rooftop Fear
Bad Orange Man Hates Trannies
Pop Pop Head Explode
Haiku # 77181 ↗ July 19, 2024 2:48 pm ET
by Rick Stronglove of Milky Way
covid taps the prez
he's been biden his time but...
god sends a message
Haiku # 77180 ↗ July 18, 2024 4:53 am ET
by ash of withdrawal is a method
earmarked for greatness
unless god calls biden home
more thoughts and prayers please
Haiku # 77179 ↗ July 17, 2024 9:20 pm ET
by ash of alien observation
The big events hit
Rosencrantz and gildenstern
Are still quite dead men
Haiku # 77178 ↗ July 17, 2024 2:06 pm ET
by Moxie
I'm going through the
usual clash of my ego
vs society
Haiku # 77177 ↗ July 17, 2024 11:45 am ET
by Moxie
i submitted some
words on this site even though
i don't see a point
Haiku # 77176 ↗ July 17, 2024 11:40 am ET
by Moxie
They tried to shoot Joe
'Cause he does not fall enough.
(It was on "Juneteenth")
Haiku # 77174 ↗ July 16, 2024 1:23 pm ET
by But Donald is so much Dangerouser of Dumbocracy
See big butt. See bug.
See the big bug bite big butt.
Bug bit big butt. Ouch.
Haiku # 77173 ↗ July 16, 2024 11:09 am ET
by Fun With Dick and Jane
near my plea, ali
i don't wish to see big butts
in active sportswear
Haiku # 77172 ↗ July 16, 2024 6:36 am ET
by ash of online shopping
Nothing to hear here.
Donald lost part of an ear...
Poor victim stood near.
Haiku # 77171 ↗ July 14, 2024 1:43 pm ET
by But Have No Fear of Antifa Are Queer
He will rise again!
The fatal head-wound is healed!
I'll vote for the Beast!
Haiku # 77170 ↗ July 14, 2024 1:32 pm ET
by Auntie Antichrist of Secret Church Service
only if i could
hear but unthinkable but
becomes history
Haiku # 77169 ↗ July 14, 2024 1:56 am ET
by jelarr
van gogh can tell you
ear today, gone tomorrow
listen up donald
Haiku # 77168 ↗ July 13, 2024 10:35 pm ET
by ash of butler did it
I had an idea
for a fantastic haiku...
But then forgot it.
Haiku # 77167 ↗ July 13, 2024 2:03 pm ET
by Bo Jiden of Mental Acuity
I am taking five,
And then I'm taking seven...
Then it's back to five.
Haiku # 77166 ↗ July 12, 2024 10:33 pm ET
by Extreme Exhilaration of Haiku
well uh just checking
in see if the dinosaur
is just taking five
Haiku # 77165 ↗ July 12, 2024 1:23 am ET
by jelarr
nihilism donnie
theyre not nazis but i
have no answers fam
Haiku # 77164 ↗ July 10, 2024 12:43 am ET
by vhs of not kendrick lamar
you asked me to run
with you on the surf, naked
you carried my pulse
Haiku # 77163 ↗ July 9, 2024 8:42 pm ET
by vince
Active nihilism
Is a rational response
To an absurd world.
Haiku # 77162 ↗ July 8, 2024 10:27 pm ET
by Caveman of Zarathustra's Animals
ash, we've always been
fucked, that's gen x knew too much
i just don't listen

i always had a
lot of contempt for the trap
of nihilism
Haiku # 77161 ↗ July 7, 2024 1:30 pm ET
by moxie
it doesn't matter
you poor amerikanski
are fucked either way
Haiku # 77160 ↗ July 7, 2024 9:42 am ET
by ash of the land of the free
those who embrace that
jesus thing might be more alive
for death is dead
Haiku # 77159 ↗ July 7, 2024 4:54 am ET
by vhs
Your "Dogs Cane Corso" in Moscow
dogs-cane-corso
Needed a last line.
Haiku # 77158 ↗ July 5, 2024 8:04 am ET
by Haikuized for You of Stupid Chinese Bot
in a perfect world
fluidity of gender
lubricates us all
Haiku # 77156 ↗ July 4, 2024 9:41 am ET
by ash
Your pronouns: plural.
The reason: you are possessed
By many demons.
Haiku # 77155 ↗ July 3, 2024 10:37 pm ET
by Legions of Beelzebub's Mother
It's June, month of PRIDE.
Fake rainbows and someone lied.
Smells like something died.
Haiku # 77153 ↗ June 29, 2024 7:02 am ET
by Facts-based Science of Hormone Chromosome
If you name JESUS
You must be killed on the spot.
So that truth can win...
Haiku # 77152 ↗ June 27, 2024 10:16 pm ET
by Popé of Pueblo Uprising
Finally got it:
A Life! and i have moved on
Or so I have said
Haiku # 77151 ↗ June 25, 2024 3:42 pm ET
by Cyan of sltx
Oh here's Starkitten
The librarian chatbot
Who is also Darth.
Haiku # 77150 ↗ June 23, 2024 5:22 pm ET
by Can't Keep U Straight of Twisted
The fear of others come not realizing that those
Who bitch are hiding
Haiku # 77149 ↗ June 23, 2024 3:35 pm ET
by Vhs