BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
21 Years
7 Days
and
57669 Haikus
later...
i wish all these chicks
would stop riding on my jock
it's embarrassing
Haiku #23681, by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
December 3, 2002 2:32 pm ET

' ... couldn't wait for you ... '
sounds like a strange reason to
marry someone else
Haiku #23680, by Unrepentant Failure of The Hinterlands
December 3, 2002 2:30 pm ET

Uhnnfff ... intestines knot
Potato salad went bad
I really must poop
Haiku #23679, by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
December 3, 2002 2:18 pm ET

There is so much work
The workers are so lazy
The checkbook's open
Haiku #23678, by R. of PT
December 3, 2002 3:08 am ET

But when they get it
Then I can discuss with them
If they really care
Haiku #23677, by R. of PT
December 3, 2002 3:00 am ET

First it must be clear -
If they want to convince me
forget about it
Haiku #23676, by R. of PT
December 3, 2002 2:58 am ET

yeah, I wuv Chwismusss
yup, I rewwy rewwy do
Mewwy Chwismusss All
Haiku #23675, by Elmer Fudd
December 2, 2002 8:47 pm ET

Thanksgiving is code
for ritual sacrifice
Christmas is coming
Haiku #23674, by titus wong
December 2, 2002 4:22 pm ET

I haven't the time
or the will or the conscience
to make my mark here
Haiku #23673, by Anonymous Poet
December 2, 2002 4:00 pm ET

what did you think of
our fair city? did you go
anywhere while here?
Haiku #23672, by k
December 2, 2002 3:43 pm ET

beautiful weather
is a pretty relative
concept, don't you think?
Haiku #23671, by k_who_prefers_fog_and_cloudy_weather of SF
December 2, 2002 3:42 pm ET

Weekend in SF
A really beautiful place
Weather was nice too
Haiku #23670, by Janis of Toronto
December 2, 2002 3:33 pm ET

R, you were put here
to serve a higher purpose:
write more Spam haiku.
Haiku #23669, by God (I can't get enough of that Spam haiku)
December 2, 2002 1:42 pm ET

I nearly forgot
all about the Earth, you know -billions of planets...

Haiku #23668, by God
December 2, 2002 1:30 pm ET

One thing I would change:
Pi is just way, way too long.
Next time it's just three.
Haiku #23667, by God
December 2, 2002 1:27 pm ET

Thank you so much, R!
So this Creation of Mine -
you think it's okay?
Haiku #23666, by God
December 2, 2002 1:22 pm ET

but she said she loved
me...as she xeroxed her butt
at Christmas party
Haiku #23665, by onjaysun (as for you Boss Guy..)
December 2, 2002 12:16 pm ET

k, the only x
cia agent, is a
dead cia agent
Haiku #23664, by Anonymous Poet
December 2, 2002 12:13 pm ET

With a pure purpose,
truly counting on His help
It just cannot fail
Haiku #23663, by R. of PT
December 2, 2002 2:44 am ET

J'etais agite' -
et grace a Ta bienveillance
je me suis calme'
Haiku #23662, by R. of PT
December 2, 2002 2:43 am ET

K, I too saw 8
mile today, what did you
think of the movie?
Haiku #23661, by some internet chick
December 1, 2002 9:47 pm ET

Oh shit it seems
I'm new to this dreadful place
I must aquire friends
Haiku #23660, by Tractor In Balls of Mt.Nebo ,WV
December 1, 2002 6:44 pm ET

I wish you wouldn't
speaking in tongues is better
now that's my language
Haiku #23659, by mellie
December 1, 2002 11:03 am ET

Four languages now -
Could post in a few more too
but maybe I won't
Haiku #23658, by R. of PT
December 1, 2002 10:29 am ET

Per un nonnulla
mi sono agitato -
mi Hai salvato !
Haiku #23657, by R. of PT
December 1, 2002 10:26 am ET

Piena bufera
Stomaco in subbuglio -
Pronto Soccorso
Haiku #23656, by R. of PT
December 1, 2002 10:24 am ET

What we want to see
is eight lights, but much before
next Saturday night
Haiku #23655, by R. of PT
December 1, 2002 10:09 am ET

Ce soir trois bougies -
Demain elles seront soit quatre
soit (je l'espere) huit !
Haiku #23654, by R. of PT
December 1, 2002 10:05 am ET

making Christmas gifts...
bookbinding is pretty cool;
journals for haikus
Haiku #23653, by k
December 1, 2002 6:34 am ET

going to see 8
Mile tomorrow morning
and three other films....
Haiku #23652, by k of buy one ticket see four films.....
December 1, 2002 6:31 am ET

the world is a mirror
so that the sea is sky...sky...
empty shell of air
Haiku #23651, by k
December 1, 2002 6:21 am ET

had dinner with an
ex-CIA agent. Of
course I wasn't warned.....
Haiku #23650, by k of details...details...
December 1, 2002 6:19 am ET

insomnia and
art seem to work well into
3:00 am or so
Haiku #23649, by k
December 1, 2002 6:17 am ET

Mitzrim, ashurim,
bavliim, veyevanim -
R'u kama nissim
Haiku #23648, by R. of PT
December 1, 2002 6:07 am ET

Noi accendiamo
per i tuoi miracoli
queste candele
Haiku #23647, by R. of PT
December 1, 2002 5:55 am ET

When darkness is deep
and getting completely black -
Then make the lights SHINE
Haiku #23646, by R. of PT
December 1, 2002 5:05 am ET

One light, now two lights,
we're very close to eight lights -
All are miracles
Haiku #23645, by R. of PT
December 1, 2002 5:00 am ET

The don't have one chance
in the world to convince me -
So why do they try ?
Haiku #23644, by R. of PT
December 1, 2002 4:57 am ET

What if they don't know
what is good and what is bad ?
I won't change for that
Haiku #23643, by R. of PT
December 1, 2002 4:55 am ET

What's the difference
between good taste and bad taste ?
Learn first what "good" means
Haiku #23642, by R. of PT
December 1, 2002 4:51 am ET

Pour bien s'habiller
il faudrait quand-meme savoir
ce que "bien" veut dire
Haiku #23641, by R. of PT
December 1, 2002 4:48 am ET

Dressing modestly
is not just a requirement -
It makes the soul shine
Haiku #23640, by R. of PT
December 1, 2002 4:44 am ET

how nice ash! for an
encore why not fuck yourself
while we all watch you?
Haiku #23639, by Anonymous Poet
November 30, 2002 5:46 pm ET

FUCK YOU ALL
Haiku #23638, by ash
November 30, 2002 3:22 pm ET

irony is dead
i guess the reports are true
first god, and now this...
Haiku #23637, by scotch
November 30, 2002 1:13 pm ET

oh yeah...scott (or scotch)
he may be all those mentioned
wouldn't surprise me
Haiku #23636, by Anonymous Poet
November 30, 2002 9:39 am ET

and that gwenhyfar?
much too talented for bad
shines above the rest
Haiku #23635, by ...wasting poetry here IMHO
November 30, 2002 9:36 am ET

superhybrid? note:
your post's rather juvenile
no one is impressed
Haiku #23634, by no one
November 30, 2002 9:30 am ET

ash? truly doubtful...
(he has much more class than that)
a bored imposter
Haiku #23633, by ...and nothing more IMHO
November 30, 2002 9:19 am ET

two three six naught one
poem lacking syllables
"maestro {'posting'} through"
Haiku #23632, by maestro
November 30, 2002 5:53 am ET