another day's work
molested by taxation
for half a day's pay

political man
so casual with the truth
i'll vote informal

whatever you say
i know i will disagree
even if i don't

I'm just a caveman
your crazy haiku frightens
and confuses me

Where are the demons
that possess this shiney box
with all these buttons

I have angered one
called LaTrinefondu and I
wail and beat my breast

one night stand only
loading zone docking clearway
pick up parking fine

getting much warmer
going down under blankets
who's coming with me?

roll of no haiku
toilet paper submitted,
use freely then flush

whoops, pushed too hard.
like so many things in life
too hard means too much.

chuncky squirt, drip drip,
bubble, fizz, snap crackle pop
my ass orchestra.

chuncky squirt, drip drip,
bubble, fizz, snap crackle pop
my ass orchestra.

chuncky squirt, drip drip,
bubble, fizz, snap crackle pop
my ass orchestra.

lumpy chuncky poo
a garden snake searching for
the tidy bowl man.

I promise I will
try and consider my thoughts
before I promise.

beautiful word yes
promise of God most high.
Thank God I know Him

never, somewhere, not
no one-where, how just because,
landed me in pain.

when did I forget
that being is so much fun?
why, no, are now yes.