warmth and comfort rest
hope, strength and honor travel
vacations needed

Everyone has plots
or these deep evil problems
walking down the road
my cousin is lost
and here I am judging you all
more lost some more!

If I pray for another's death...
What is that???
A cheap Baudalire...an angry moment
a wilted flower of evil

The fights that go on
the murderous put downs I
take literally as if
you held me at gun point
what do you say?
salvation, she is coming
fools aside, words are words
they only mean something
if you let them

stop fighting each other over
trivial things... like a lawsuit over
a danged hangnail

How many landmines
does it take, to rid my yard
of all these hookers?

commercial jingles
fill the stale air and my head
world of radio

the grass is greener,
jalapeno plants grow tall,
AC lullaby

holding, poised, ready
for the next big fiasco
and the days pass by...

sign of a dummy
verbally lacking any skills
to sharpen the mind

what up dough haiku
eyeza funna make you mine
sexy three line thang.

All gathered up blue
gathered up to be with you
gathered up for you

All gathered up blue
gathered up to be with you
gathered up for you

take away the meat
and all you have is cleaver
ways to cut your words

why a blue bird, why
not a maccaw or tucan?
Or even a cock?

Badgers everywhere
gonna have to clean the yard
with badger-o-pult

High up in the tree
the bluebird constructs a nest
made from human skin

improving on our
improvisational skills
is improtant, too

Chinese buffet was nice
until I found a human
finger in my rice

You are just a kite
flying high above my head
I pray for lightning

Oi, tact is what sets
me off on the warpath...
That's the problem

No you are...

Yup, that's the problem

Unfrozen mammoth dinnah
eaten by unfrozen caveman clamdiggah
killing over sea bugs in Friendship

I woke up today
that seems to be the problem
or maybe it's you

another day's work
molested by taxation
for half a day's pay

political man
so casual with the truth
i'll vote informal

whatever you say
i know i will disagree
even if i don't

I'm just a caveman
your crazy haiku frightens
and confuses me

Where are the demons
that possess this shiney box
with all these buttons

I have angered one
called LaTrinefondu and I
wail and beat my breast

one night stand only
loading zone docking clearway
pick up parking fine

getting much warmer
going down under blankets
who's coming with me?

roll of no haiku
toilet paper submitted,
use freely then flush