cards, girls, and cold beer
the Night Live is much better
it's new tradition

nunya butt out now
you don't know what you're saying
we are not grads, nyah!

Shit! I met Brad Pitt
But,he was not handsome, right?
No.... just fucks like hell.....

Do ya wanna dance
or make a little romance
I give you a chance

Do ya wanna dance
or make a little romance
I give you a chance

Jane and Steven, STOP
I don't care about Princeton
Grad student mind fucks

We all wrote Haiku
Who said it was really good?
The sixties were weird

Will this never end?
There is such thing as a phone
But yes, I will eat

Silly sad jane doe
pyric your victory is
Want to eat now, huh?

One more reply now
It was you who found this page
You are the lame-o

Your last lame effort
Is still very wrong dumbass
I win! I win! Yay!

If i had no life
If i was a lonely scribe
i would be winner

I guess i lose now
I am ashamed now, jane
you win with no life

You are no rival
I laugh in your face dummy
Bow before the queen

Second line is six
You suck again and again
Give up now loser

Duh, you idiot
I have won so many times
That I have lost count

Hooked on Phonics sucks
I feel robbed oh friend jane
Refund I want one

You cannot succeed
If you can't count syllables
You are so damn dumb

I am the master
Funny is my poetry
Just laugh and lose Jane

You may be fast Jane.
I however am clever
Give up pityful brat

Dan, your roomate sucks
I would move if i were you
May Allah help you

I am not laughing
You are not a funny man
I win in this case

Barbara, its Dan here.
How are you this lovely day?
Best wishes, love Dan

Damn Firestone sucks
And you do for working there
Long live the grad. Yay!

I see big fines Jane
One slip of my hand and YIKES
You owe three hundred

You feign a mistake
Was on purpose you dingy
I know the truth ha!

Why work the grad jane?
Library is my domain
Fear the over-due list

Even friend Ari
Can see your bad ass mistake
You suck mightily

Damn typo, i may lose
my power is mighty Jane
I will stand and win

Will you work the grad
Or are you too good for us
Be afraid if yes

Bitter Socialist
In a bad paying job rut job
Jane crys for the past

You and your fish-men
Are silly-willy-nilly
Get a real job jerk

I can't believe you
Acknowledge my perfection
Grow up little boy

In life i will win
Science gives me money Jane
liberal arts suck

You are a bastard
In life you will not go far
Ass is what you are

Socialist dumb Jane
your evil ideals scare kids
Give up, I am king

A Bitter Woman
Jane is no fun nor a gas
Dear Jane, kiss my Ass!

You can't show me art
You and your facist ideals
You know not the art

Do not weep poor jane
I will show you the art child
be not afraid love

Steve, ha! sarcasm
Is my greatest tool to win
You now lose sucker

You bring shame to me
I cry tears of joy at this
good revelation

Provincial Jane Doe:
Culture is what you lack friend
I pity your soul

Steve you are too slow
I can out poet you now
ha ha ha ha ha

Oh loudmouth Stephen
My mean friend you misled me
You are so so wrong

oh jane what is wrong?
the haiku is your buddy
join the fun, love it

this webpage really
makes my blood boil and ooze
who knew it would suck

Its Ok. cause your
face will show it but your body wont
make me cum sexy

Beautiful you are
Sweeter than honey am I
Poke me like a bee.

nothing like a night
of dancing with strange women
my hand is a slut

tune up and new tyres
vrooooom, yellow two-stroke trail bike
and... ring ding ding ding!