Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76970 Haiku later...

Why work the grad jane?
Library is my domain
Fear the over-due list
Haiku # 1162, February 5, 1999 4:41 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
Even friend Ari
Can see your bad ass mistake
You suck mightily
Haiku # 1161, February 5, 1999 4:41 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Damn typo, i may lose
my power is mighty Jane
I will stand and win
Haiku # 1160, February 5, 1999 4:39 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
Will you work the grad
Or are you too good for us
Be afraid if yes
Haiku # 1159, February 5, 1999 4:37 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Bitter Socialist
In a bad paying job rut job
Jane crys for the past
Haiku # 1158, February 5, 1999 4:35 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
You and your fish-men
Are silly-willy-nilly
Get a real job jerk
Haiku # 1157, February 5, 1999 4:34 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
I can't believe you
Acknowledge my perfection
Grow up little boy
Haiku # 1156, February 5, 1999 4:32 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
In life i will win
Science gives me money Jane
liberal arts suck
Haiku # 1155, February 5, 1999 4:31 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
You are a bastard
In life you will not go far
Ass is what you are
Haiku # 1154, February 5, 1999 4:29 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Socialist dumb Jane
your evil ideals scare kids
Give up, I am king
Haiku # 1153, February 5, 1999 4:29 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
A Bitter Woman
Jane is no fun nor a gas
Dear Jane, kiss my Ass!
Haiku # 1152, February 5, 1999 4:26 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
You can't show me art
You and your facist ideals
You know not the art
Haiku # 1151, February 5, 1999 4:23 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Do not weep poor jane
I will show you the art child
be not afraid love
Haiku # 1150, February 5, 1999 4:22 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
Steve, ha! sarcasm
Is my greatest tool to win
You now lose sucker
Haiku # 1149, February 5, 1999 4:18 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
You bring shame to me
I cry tears of joy at this
good revelation
Haiku # 1148, February 5, 1999 4:14 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Provincial Jane Doe:
Culture is what you lack friend
I pity your soul
Haiku # 1147, February 5, 1999 4:10 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
Steve you are too slow
I can out poet you now
ha ha ha ha ha
Haiku # 1146, February 5, 1999 4:06 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Oh loudmouth Stephen
My mean friend you misled me
You are so so wrong
Haiku # 1145, February 5, 1999 3:59 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
oh jane what is wrong?
the haiku is your buddy
join the fun, love it
Haiku # 1144, February 5, 1999 3:55 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
this webpage really
makes my blood boil and ooze
who knew it would suck
Haiku # 1143, February 5, 1999 3:37 pm ET
by jane of Princeton, USA
Its Ok. cause your
face will show it but your body wont
make me cum sexy
Haiku # 1142, February 4, 1999 11:19 pm ET
by sandy
Beautiful you are
Sweeter than honey am I
Poke me like a bee.
Haiku # 1141, February 4, 1999 3:11 pm ET
by Tiger May Howell of Kearney, U.S.A.
nothing like a night
of dancing with strange women
my hand is a slut
Haiku # 1140, February 4, 1999 1:34 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
tune up and new tyres
vrooooom, yellow two-stroke trail bike
and... ring ding ding ding!
Haiku # 1139, February 3, 1999 10:46 pm ET
by ashley of Oz
dig my own grave--it's
to be my interior
design masterpiece

Haiku # 1138, February 3, 1999 1:36 pm ET
by Eddie Futch
no vision and no
memory; ALL BOW TO THE
GREAT MAJORITY!!!

Haiku # 1137, February 3, 1999 1:30 pm ET
by Eddie Futch
light-headed, heavy
eyes. grey planet...my duty
is to kill them all

Haiku # 1136, February 3, 1999 1:27 pm ET
by Eddie Futch
World runs mad. Ginger
Spice a UN rep? I need
An anti-tank mine.
Haiku # 1135, February 2, 1999 3:13 pm ET
by Reverend JimJonestown, Guiana
two more weeks to go
working till my holidays
sucks like a hoover
Haiku # 1134, February 1, 1999 7:32 pm ET
by ashley of Oz
i feel charming, oh
so charming it's alarming
how charming i feel
Haiku # 1133, January 30, 1999 10:04 am ET
by jviva of cambridge, usa
little grasshopper
snatch the pebble from my hand
whoops... that's bad kung fu
Haiku # 1132, January 30, 1999 7:39 am ET
by ashley of Oz
hollywood bonfire
jerk like an epileptic
but keep on typing
Haiku # 1131, January 30, 1999 7:30 am ET
by ashley of Oz
that handy bonfire
whips up his secret sauce for
mom's fruits and veggies
Haiku # 1130, January 29, 1999 8:37 pm ET
by squish
Better check your shoes
The smell of steaming dog shit
Is one I know well
Haiku # 1129, January 29, 1999 6:12 pm ET
by AHHT
somehow i can speak
in different languages
when i shoot my load
Haiku # 1128, January 29, 1999 4:05 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
Dirty old man sifts
through ladies room garbage for
tampons to make soup.
Haiku # 1127, January 29, 1999 11:43 am ET
by Intern
mom buys groceries
nice fresh fruits and vegetables
now guess what I do
Haiku # 1126, January 29, 1999 10:33 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
When I'm away she
reminisces and shoots warm
yogurt on her back.
Haiku # 1125, January 29, 1999 9:56 am ET
by Intern of WEST HELENA,
don't be so, nasty!
the only flame needed here
is that old bonfire
Haiku # 1124, January 29, 1999 2:34 am ET
by ashley of Oz
a jack in a box
will be worth two in the hand
hang on hollywood
Haiku # 1123, January 29, 1999 2:17 am ET
by ashley of Oz
fluffy cute kitttens
black velvet Elvis paintings
i puke in the sink
Haiku # 1122, January 29, 1999 2:10 am ET
by oldashty
that Bonfire person
twice now has shown us his spunk
jacking off wildly
Haiku # 1121, January 29, 1999 12:32 am ET
by squish
I like to be by
myself in my apartment
alone with sauerkraut
Haiku # 1120, January 29, 1999 12:20 am ET
by Thunder Stork of Arcata,
i was having fun
too bad you scrutinize the
content of bad poems
Haiku # 1119, January 28, 1999 7:20 pm ET
by oldnasty
the sun can't decide
blackbirds crowd the power lines
I jack off wildly
Haiku # 1118, January 28, 1999 2:38 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
A hack, a cough, a
wheeze and a dank rotten queef.
The bitch must be back.
Haiku # 1117, January 28, 1999 12:01 pm ET
by Intern
source variety
not the same flavoured repeats
is the spice of life
Haiku # 1116, January 27, 1999 11:47 pm ET
by ashley of ox
i asked the nice man
for hypoallergenic
handcuffs and he laughed
Haiku # 1115, January 27, 1999 3:52 pm ET
by oldnasty
why oh why oh why
didnt my bad poems make it?
were they just too bad?
Haiku # 1114, January 27, 1999 2:35 pm ET
by oldnasty
sixteen men in jail
will attest that there is no
thing like manly love
Haiku # 1113, January 27, 1999 2:24 pm ET
by oldnasty
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