and if you're so smart
you'd recognise my gender
by the way i'm spelt
by ash of Oz
Ooo... big salary
I am so impressed. Can I
Be you when I'm grown
by Jane of Princeton, USA
by the look of it
due to the server error
u can do it twice
by ashley of Oz
as a graduate
with a six figure income
u can kiss my butt
by ashley of Oz
as a graduate
with a six figure income
u can kiss my butt
by ashley of Oz
Ashely, may i ask:
How do you like your job girl?
Burgers and fries, right?
by Stephen a.k.a -much smarter than the gizzard of oz of Princeton (Valhala), USA
imaginary?
don't mock the existence of.........
the wizened of oz
by ashley of Oz
Because you suffer
In your minimum wage job
Don't go and blame us
by Jane of Princeton, USA
mighty alumni
a legend in your own mind
not the universe
by ashley of Oz
Imaginary
Is the land in which you live
Leave Oz, and get life
by Jane of Princeton, USA
undergraduates
with so much growing to do
let's heap shit on them
by ashley of Oz
Nevermind Ashley
You blithering fool, why war
With us, the masters?
by Jane of Princeton, USA
All was in good fun
Ashley started being mean
Can't you get the joke?
by Jane of Princeton, USA
jesters from the prince
should go on sabbatical
i suggest F.U.
by ashley of Oz
some inspiration
not puerile self promotion
please go wank elsewhere
by ashley of Oz
Welcome friend Circe
Join our bitter battle with
The old weakened ones
by Jane of Princeton, USA
oh bitter old ones
jealous of our endowments
all hail old Nassau
by Circe of Princeton,
I join my comrade
In this noble war of words
Bring it on, dimwits
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Dumb fools of the Web:
Dare you to ridicule us?
Stay out of this, plebs!
by Stephen of Princeton-Land of Supreme Minds, USA
Ashley, simpleton:
You cannot compete with us
Princeton disdains you
by Stephen of Princeton-Land of Supreme Minds, USA
princeton jane and steve
funny as farts in a lift
as substantial too
by ashley of Oz
a good recipe
herbicide for ivy league
verbose little gits
by ashley of Oz
fight the true power
life's suddenly dark, cold
better pay those bills
by stanley Christiianarcata,
Princeton must be sad
ivy league to weed pulling
great education
by oldnastyarcata,
cards, girls, and cold beer
the Night Live is much better
it's new tradition
by oldnastyarcata,
nunya butt out now
you don't know what you're saying
we are not grads, nyah!
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Shit! I met Brad Pitt
But,he was not handsome, right?
No.... just fucks like hell.....
by sandy
Do ya wanna dance
or make a little romance
I give you a chance
by Brendaleigh Lobato of Las Vegas, America
Do ya wanna dance
or make a little romance
I give you a chance
by Brendaleigh Lobato of Las Vegas, America
Jane and Steven, STOP
I don't care about Princeton
Grad student mind fucks
by Nunya Bidness of Houston USA
We all wrote Haiku
Who said it was really good?
The sixties were weird
by R Peterson of Elgin, USA
Will this never end?
There is such thing as a phone
But yes, I will eat
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Silly sad jane doe
pyric your victory is
Want to eat now, huh?
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
One more reply now
It was you who found this page
You are the lame-o
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Your last lame effort
Is still very wrong dumbass
I win! I win! Yay!
by Jane of Princeton, USA
If i had no life
If i was a lonely scribe
i would be winner
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
I guess i lose now
I am ashamed now, jane
you win with no life
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
You are no rival
I laugh in your face dummy
Bow before the queen
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Second line is six
You suck again and again
Give up now loser
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Duh, you idiot
I have won so many times
That I have lost count
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Hooked on Phonics sucks
I feel robbed oh friend jane
Refund I want one
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
You cannot succeed
If you can't count syllables
You are so damn dumb
by Jane of Princeton, USA
I am the master
Funny is my poetry
Just laugh and lose Jane
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
You may be fast Jane.
I however am clever
Give up pityful brat
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
Dan, your roomate sucks
I would move if i were you
May Allah help you
by Jane of Princeton, USA
I am not laughing
You are not a funny man
I win in this case
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Barbara, its Dan here.
How are you this lovely day?
Best wishes, love Dan
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
Damn Firestone sucks
And you do for working there
Long live the grad. Yay!
by Jane of Princeton, USA
I see big fines Jane
One slip of my hand and YIKES
You owe three hundred
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
You feign a mistake
Was on purpose you dingy
I know the truth ha!
by Jane of Princeton, USA
