Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 165 Days and 77045 Haiku later...

Ashley, simpleton:
You cannot compete with us
Princeton disdains you
Haiku # 1193, February 7, 1999 10:36 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton-Land of Supreme Minds, USA
princeton jane and steve
funny as farts in a lift
as substantial too
Haiku # 1192, February 7, 1999 10:14 pm ET
by ashley of Oz
a good recipe
herbicide for ivy league
verbose little gits
Haiku # 1191, February 7, 1999 10:00 pm ET
by ashley of Oz
fight the true power
life's suddenly dark, cold
better pay those bills
Haiku # 1190, February 7, 1999 9:13 pm ET
by stanley Christiianarcata,
Princeton must be sad
ivy league to weed pulling
great education
Haiku # 1189, February 7, 1999 9:08 pm ET
by oldnastyarcata,
cards, girls, and cold beer
the Night Live is much better
it's new tradition
Haiku # 1188, February 7, 1999 9:05 pm ET
by oldnastyarcata,
nunya butt out now
you don't know what you're saying
we are not grads, nyah!
Haiku # 1187, February 7, 1999 6:17 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Shit! I met Brad Pitt
But,he was not handsome, right?
No.... just fucks like hell.....
Haiku # 1186, February 7, 1999 7:05 am ET
by sandy
Do ya wanna dance
or make a little romance
I give you a chance
Haiku # 1185, February 7, 1999 2:03 am ET
by Brendaleigh Lobato of Las Vegas, America
Do ya wanna dance
or make a little romance
I give you a chance
Haiku # 1184, February 7, 1999 2:03 am ET
by Brendaleigh Lobato of Las Vegas, America
Jane and Steven, STOP
I don't care about Princeton
Grad student mind fucks
Haiku # 1183, February 6, 1999 9:21 pm ET
by Nunya Bidness of Houston USA
We all wrote Haiku
Who said it was really good?
The sixties were weird
Haiku # 1182, February 6, 1999 5:25 pm ET
by R Peterson of Elgin, USA
Will this never end?
There is such thing as a phone
But yes, I will eat
Haiku # 1181, February 5, 1999 5:13 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Silly sad jane doe
pyric your victory is
Want to eat now, huh?
Haiku # 1180, February 5, 1999 5:10 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
One more reply now
It was you who found this page
You are the lame-o
Haiku # 1179, February 5, 1999 5:10 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Your last lame effort
Is still very wrong dumbass
I win! I win! Yay!
Haiku # 1178, February 5, 1999 5:07 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
If i had no life
If i was a lonely scribe
i would be winner
Haiku # 1177, February 5, 1999 5:06 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
I guess i lose now
I am ashamed now, jane
you win with no life
Haiku # 1176, February 5, 1999 5:05 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
You are no rival
I laugh in your face dummy
Bow before the queen
Haiku # 1175, February 5, 1999 5:04 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Second line is six
You suck again and again
Give up now loser
Haiku # 1174, February 5, 1999 5:02 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Duh, you idiot
I have won so many times
That I have lost count
Haiku # 1173, February 5, 1999 4:59 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Hooked on Phonics sucks
I feel robbed oh friend jane
Refund I want one
Haiku # 1172, February 5, 1999 4:59 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
You cannot succeed
If you can't count syllables
You are so damn dumb
Haiku # 1171, February 5, 1999 4:56 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
I am the master
Funny is my poetry
Just laugh and lose Jane
Haiku # 1170, February 5, 1999 4:56 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
You may be fast Jane.
I however am clever
Give up pityful brat
Haiku # 1169, February 5, 1999 4:53 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
Dan, your roomate sucks
I would move if i were you
May Allah help you
Haiku # 1168, February 5, 1999 4:52 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
I am not laughing
You are not a funny man
I win in this case
Haiku # 1167, February 5, 1999 4:50 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Barbara, its Dan here.
How are you this lovely day?
Best wishes, love Dan
Haiku # 1166, February 5, 1999 4:49 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
Damn Firestone sucks
And you do for working there
Long live the grad. Yay!
Haiku # 1165, February 5, 1999 4:46 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
I see big fines Jane
One slip of my hand and YIKES
You owe three hundred
Haiku # 1164, February 5, 1999 4:45 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
You feign a mistake
Was on purpose you dingy
I know the truth ha!
Haiku # 1163, February 5, 1999 4:43 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Why work the grad jane?
Library is my domain
Fear the over-due list
Haiku # 1162, February 5, 1999 4:41 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
Even friend Ari
Can see your bad ass mistake
You suck mightily
Haiku # 1161, February 5, 1999 4:41 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Damn typo, i may lose
my power is mighty Jane
I will stand and win
Haiku # 1160, February 5, 1999 4:39 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
Will you work the grad
Or are you too good for us
Be afraid if yes
Haiku # 1159, February 5, 1999 4:37 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Bitter Socialist
In a bad paying job rut job
Jane crys for the past
Haiku # 1158, February 5, 1999 4:35 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
You and your fish-men
Are silly-willy-nilly
Get a real job jerk
Haiku # 1157, February 5, 1999 4:34 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
I can't believe you
Acknowledge my perfection
Grow up little boy
Haiku # 1156, February 5, 1999 4:32 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
In life i will win
Science gives me money Jane
liberal arts suck
Haiku # 1155, February 5, 1999 4:31 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
You are a bastard
In life you will not go far
Ass is what you are
Haiku # 1154, February 5, 1999 4:29 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Socialist dumb Jane
your evil ideals scare kids
Give up, I am king
Haiku # 1153, February 5, 1999 4:29 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
A Bitter Woman
Jane is no fun nor a gas
Dear Jane, kiss my Ass!
Haiku # 1152, February 5, 1999 4:26 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
You can't show me art
You and your facist ideals
You know not the art
Haiku # 1151, February 5, 1999 4:23 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Do not weep poor jane
I will show you the art child
be not afraid love
Haiku # 1150, February 5, 1999 4:22 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
Steve, ha! sarcasm
Is my greatest tool to win
You now lose sucker
Haiku # 1149, February 5, 1999 4:18 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
You bring shame to me
I cry tears of joy at this
good revelation
Haiku # 1148, February 5, 1999 4:14 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Provincial Jane Doe:
Culture is what you lack friend
I pity your soul
Haiku # 1147, February 5, 1999 4:10 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
Steve you are too slow
I can out poet you now
ha ha ha ha ha
Haiku # 1146, February 5, 1999 4:06 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Oh loudmouth Stephen
My mean friend you misled me
You are so so wrong
Haiku # 1145, February 5, 1999 3:59 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
oh jane what is wrong?
the haiku is your buddy
join the fun, love it
Haiku # 1144, February 5, 1999 3:55 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
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