Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 22 Days and 74125 Haikus later...

Barbara, its Dan here.
How are you this lovely day?
Best wishes, love Dan
Haiku # 1166, February 5, 1999 4:49 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
Damn Firestone sucks
And you do for working there
Long live the grad. Yay!
Haiku # 1165, February 5, 1999 4:46 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
I see big fines Jane
One slip of my hand and YIKES
You owe three hundred
Haiku # 1164, February 5, 1999 4:45 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
You feign a mistake
Was on purpose you dingy
I know the truth ha!
Haiku # 1163, February 5, 1999 4:43 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Why work the grad jane?
Library is my domain
Fear the over-due list
Haiku # 1162, February 5, 1999 4:41 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
Even friend Ari
Can see your bad ass mistake
You suck mightily
Haiku # 1161, February 5, 1999 4:41 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Damn typo, i may lose
my power is mighty Jane
I will stand and win
Haiku # 1160, February 5, 1999 4:39 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
Will you work the grad
Or are you too good for us
Be afraid if yes
Haiku # 1159, February 5, 1999 4:37 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Bitter Socialist
In a bad paying job rut job
Jane crys for the past
Haiku # 1158, February 5, 1999 4:35 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
You and your fish-men
Are silly-willy-nilly
Get a real job jerk
Haiku # 1157, February 5, 1999 4:34 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
I can't believe you
Acknowledge my perfection
Grow up little boy
Haiku # 1156, February 5, 1999 4:32 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
In life i will win
Science gives me money Jane
liberal arts suck
Haiku # 1155, February 5, 1999 4:31 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
You are a bastard
In life you will not go far
Ass is what you are
Haiku # 1154, February 5, 1999 4:29 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Socialist dumb Jane
your evil ideals scare kids
Give up, I am king
Haiku # 1153, February 5, 1999 4:29 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
A Bitter Woman
Jane is no fun nor a gas
Dear Jane, kiss my Ass!
Haiku # 1152, February 5, 1999 4:26 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
You can't show me art
You and your facist ideals
You know not the art
Haiku # 1151, February 5, 1999 4:23 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Do not weep poor jane
I will show you the art child
be not afraid love
Haiku # 1150, February 5, 1999 4:22 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
Steve, ha! sarcasm
Is my greatest tool to win
You now lose sucker
Haiku # 1149, February 5, 1999 4:18 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
You bring shame to me
I cry tears of joy at this
good revelation
Haiku # 1148, February 5, 1999 4:14 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Provincial Jane Doe:
Culture is what you lack friend
I pity your soul
Haiku # 1147, February 5, 1999 4:10 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
Steve you are too slow
I can out poet you now
ha ha ha ha ha
Haiku # 1146, February 5, 1999 4:06 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Oh loudmouth Stephen
My mean friend you misled me
You are so so wrong
Haiku # 1145, February 5, 1999 3:59 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
oh jane what is wrong?
the haiku is your buddy
join the fun, love it
Haiku # 1144, February 5, 1999 3:55 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
this webpage really
makes my blood boil and ooze
who knew it would suck
Haiku # 1143, February 5, 1999 3:37 pm ET
by jane of Princeton, USA
Its Ok. cause your
face will show it but your body wont
make me cum sexy
Haiku # 1142, February 4, 1999 11:19 pm ET
by sandy
Beautiful you are
Sweeter than honey am I
Poke me like a bee.
Haiku # 1141, February 4, 1999 3:11 pm ET
by Tiger May Howell of Kearney, U.S.A.
nothing like a night
of dancing with strange women
my hand is a slut
Haiku # 1140, February 4, 1999 1:34 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
tune up and new tyres
vrooooom, yellow two-stroke trail bike
and... ring ding ding ding!
Haiku # 1139, February 3, 1999 10:46 pm ET
by ashley of Oz
dig my own grave--it's
to be my interior
design masterpiece

Haiku # 1138, February 3, 1999 1:36 pm ET
by Eddie Futch
no vision and no
memory; ALL BOW TO THE
GREAT MAJORITY!!!

Haiku # 1137, February 3, 1999 1:30 pm ET
by Eddie Futch
light-headed, heavy
eyes. grey planet...my duty
is to kill them all

Haiku # 1136, February 3, 1999 1:27 pm ET
by Eddie Futch
World runs mad. Ginger
Spice a UN rep? I need
An anti-tank mine.
Haiku # 1135, February 2, 1999 3:13 pm ET
by Reverend JimJonestown, Guiana
two more weeks to go
working till my holidays
sucks like a hoover
Haiku # 1134, February 1, 1999 7:32 pm ET
by ashley of Oz
i feel charming, oh
so charming it's alarming
how charming i feel
Haiku # 1133, January 30, 1999 10:04 am ET
by jviva of cambridge, usa
little grasshopper
snatch the pebble from my hand
whoops... that's bad kung fu
Haiku # 1132, January 30, 1999 7:39 am ET
by ashley of Oz
hollywood bonfire
jerk like an epileptic
but keep on typing
Haiku # 1131, January 30, 1999 7:30 am ET
by ashley of Oz
that handy bonfire
whips up his secret sauce for
mom's fruits and veggies
Haiku # 1130, January 29, 1999 8:37 pm ET
by squish
Better check your shoes
The smell of steaming dog shit
Is one I know well
Haiku # 1129, January 29, 1999 6:12 pm ET
by AHHT
somehow i can speak
in different languages
when i shoot my load
Haiku # 1128, January 29, 1999 4:05 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
Dirty old man sifts
through ladies room garbage for
tampons to make soup.
Haiku # 1127, January 29, 1999 11:43 am ET
by Intern
mom buys groceries
nice fresh fruits and vegetables
now guess what I do
Haiku # 1126, January 29, 1999 10:33 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
When I'm away she
reminisces and shoots warm
yogurt on her back.
Haiku # 1125, January 29, 1999 9:56 am ET
by Intern of WEST HELENA,
don't be so, nasty!
the only flame needed here
is that old bonfire
Haiku # 1124, January 29, 1999 2:34 am ET
by ashley of Oz
a jack in a box
will be worth two in the hand
hang on hollywood
Haiku # 1123, January 29, 1999 2:17 am ET
by ashley of Oz
fluffy cute kitttens
black velvet Elvis paintings
i puke in the sink
Haiku # 1122, January 29, 1999 2:10 am ET
by oldashty
that Bonfire person
twice now has shown us his spunk
jacking off wildly
Haiku # 1121, January 29, 1999 12:32 am ET
by squish
I like to be by
myself in my apartment
alone with sauerkraut
Haiku # 1120, January 29, 1999 12:20 am ET
by Thunder Stork of Arcata,
i was having fun
too bad you scrutinize the
content of bad poems
Haiku # 1119, January 28, 1999 7:20 pm ET
by oldnasty
the sun can't decide
blackbirds crowd the power lines
I jack off wildly
Haiku # 1118, January 28, 1999 2:38 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
A hack, a cough, a
wheeze and a dank rotten queef.
The bitch must be back.
Haiku # 1117, January 28, 1999 12:01 pm ET
by Intern
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