BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
347 Days
and
68493 Haikus
later...
Barbara, its Dan here.
How are you this lovely day?
Best wishes, love Dan
Haiku #1166, by Stephen of Princeton, USA
February 5, 1999 4:49 pm ET

Damn Firestone sucks
And you do for working there
Long live the grad. Yay!
Haiku #1165, by Jane of Princeton, USA
February 5, 1999 4:46 pm ET

I see big fines Jane
One slip of my hand and YIKES
You owe three hundred
Haiku #1164, by Stephen of Princeton, USA
February 5, 1999 4:45 pm ET

You feign a mistake
Was on purpose you dingy
I know the truth ha!
Haiku #1163, by Jane of Princeton, USA
February 5, 1999 4:43 pm ET

Why work the grad jane?
Library is my domain
Fear the over-due list
Haiku #1162, by Stephen of Princeton, USA
February 5, 1999 4:41 pm ET

Even friend Ari
Can see your bad ass mistake
You suck mightily
Haiku #1161, by Jane of Princeton, USA
February 5, 1999 4:41 pm ET

Damn typo, i may lose
my power is mighty Jane
I will stand and win
Haiku #1160, by Stephen of Princeton, USA
February 5, 1999 4:39 pm ET

Will you work the grad
Or are you too good for us
Be afraid if yes
Haiku #1159, by Jane of Princeton, USA
February 5, 1999 4:37 pm ET

Bitter Socialist
In a bad paying job rut job
Jane crys for the past
Haiku #1158, by Stephen of Princeton, USA
February 5, 1999 4:35 pm ET

You and your fish-men
Are silly-willy-nilly
Get a real job jerk
Haiku #1157, by Jane of Princeton, USA
February 5, 1999 4:34 pm ET

I can't believe you
Acknowledge my perfection
Grow up little boy
Haiku #1156, by Jane of Princeton, USA
February 5, 1999 4:32 pm ET

In life i will win
Science gives me money Jane
liberal arts suck
Haiku #1155, by Stephen of Princeton, USA
February 5, 1999 4:31 pm ET

You are a bastard
In life you will not go far
Ass is what you are
Haiku #1154, by Jane of Princeton, USA
February 5, 1999 4:29 pm ET

Socialist dumb Jane
your evil ideals scare kids
Give up, I am king
Haiku #1153, by Stephen of Princeton, USA
February 5, 1999 4:29 pm ET

A Bitter Woman
Jane is no fun nor a gas
Dear Jane, kiss my Ass!
Haiku #1152, by Stephen of Princeton, USA
February 5, 1999 4:26 pm ET

You can't show me art
You and your facist ideals
You know not the art
Haiku #1151, by Jane of Princeton, USA
February 5, 1999 4:23 pm ET

Do not weep poor jane
I will show you the art child
be not afraid love
Haiku #1150, by Stephen of Princeton, USA
February 5, 1999 4:22 pm ET

Steve, ha! sarcasm
Is my greatest tool to win
You now lose sucker
Haiku #1149, by Jane of Princeton, USA
February 5, 1999 4:18 pm ET

You bring shame to me
I cry tears of joy at this
good revelation
Haiku #1148, by Jane of Princeton, USA
February 5, 1999 4:14 pm ET

Provincial Jane Doe:
Culture is what you lack friend
I pity your soul
Haiku #1147, by Stephen of Princeton, USA
February 5, 1999 4:10 pm ET

Steve you are too slow
I can out poet you now
ha ha ha ha ha
Haiku #1146, by Jane of Princeton, USA
February 5, 1999 4:06 pm ET

Oh loudmouth Stephen
My mean friend you misled me
You are so so wrong
Haiku #1145, by Jane of Princeton, USA
February 5, 1999 3:59 pm ET

oh jane what is wrong?
the haiku is your buddy
join the fun, love it
Haiku #1144, by Stephen of Princeton, USA
February 5, 1999 3:55 pm ET

this webpage really
makes my blood boil and ooze
who knew it would suck
Haiku #1143, by jane of Princeton, USA
February 5, 1999 3:37 pm ET

Its Ok. cause your
face will show it but your body wont
make me cum sexy
Haiku #1142, by sandy
February 4, 1999 11:19 pm ET

Beautiful you are
Sweeter than honey am I
Poke me like a bee.
Haiku #1141, by Tiger May Howell of Kearney, U.S.A.
February 4, 1999 3:11 pm ET

nothing like a night
of dancing with strange women
my hand is a slut
Haiku #1140, by Thunder Stork
February 4, 1999 1:34 pm ET

tune up and new tyres
vrooooom, yellow two-stroke trail bike
and... ring ding ding ding!
Haiku #1139, by ashley of Oz
February 3, 1999 10:46 pm ET

dig my own grave--it's
to be my interior
design masterpiece

Haiku #1138, by Eddie Futch
February 3, 1999 1:36 pm ET

no vision and no
memory; ALL BOW TO THE
GREAT MAJORITY!!!

Haiku #1137, by Eddie Futch
February 3, 1999 1:30 pm ET

light-headed, heavy
eyes. grey planet...my duty
is to kill them all

Haiku #1136, by Eddie Futch
February 3, 1999 1:27 pm ET

World runs mad. Ginger
Spice a UN rep? I need
An anti-tank mine.
Haiku #1135, by Reverend JimJonestown, Guiana
February 2, 1999 3:13 pm ET

two more weeks to go
working till my holidays
sucks like a hoover
Haiku #1134, by ashley of Oz
February 1, 1999 7:32 pm ET

i feel charming, oh
so charming it's alarming
how charming i feel
Haiku #1133, by jviva of cambridge, usa
January 30, 1999 10:04 am ET

little grasshopper
snatch the pebble from my hand
whoops... that's bad kung fu
Haiku #1132, by ashley of Oz
January 30, 1999 7:39 am ET

hollywood bonfire
jerk like an epileptic
but keep on typing
Haiku #1131, by ashley of Oz
January 30, 1999 7:30 am ET

that handy bonfire
whips up his secret sauce for
mom's fruits and veggies
Haiku #1130, by squish
January 29, 1999 8:37 pm ET

Better check your shoes
The smell of steaming dog shit
Is one I know well
Haiku #1129, by AHHT
January 29, 1999 6:12 pm ET

somehow i can speak
in different languages
when i shoot my load
Haiku #1128, by Thunder Stork
January 29, 1999 4:05 pm ET

Dirty old man sifts
through ladies room garbage for
tampons to make soup.
Haiku #1127, by Intern
January 29, 1999 11:43 am ET

mom buys groceries
nice fresh fruits and vegetables
now guess what I do
Haiku #1126, by Hollywood Bonfire
January 29, 1999 10:33 am ET

When I'm away she
reminisces and shoots warm
yogurt on her back.
Haiku #1125, by Intern of WEST HELENA,
January 29, 1999 9:56 am ET

don't be so, nasty!
the only flame needed here
is that old bonfire
Haiku #1124, by ashley of Oz
January 29, 1999 2:34 am ET

a jack in a box
will be worth two in the hand
hang on hollywood
Haiku #1123, by ashley of Oz
January 29, 1999 2:17 am ET

fluffy cute kitttens
black velvet Elvis paintings
i puke in the sink
Haiku #1122, by oldashty
January 29, 1999 2:10 am ET

that Bonfire person
twice now has shown us his spunk
jacking off wildly
Haiku #1121, by squish
January 29, 1999 12:32 am ET

I like to be by
myself in my apartment
alone with sauerkraut
Haiku #1120, by Thunder Stork of Arcata,
January 29, 1999 12:20 am ET

i was having fun
too bad you scrutinize the
content of bad poems
Haiku #1119, by oldnasty
January 28, 1999 7:20 pm ET

the sun can't decide
blackbirds crowd the power lines
I jack off wildly
Haiku #1118, by Hollywood Bonfire
January 28, 1999 2:38 pm ET

A hack, a cough, a
wheeze and a dank rotten queef.
The bitch must be back.
Haiku #1117, by Intern
January 28, 1999 12:01 pm ET