Bad Haiku
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27 Years, 162 Days and 77043 Haiku later...

bit true i'm afraid
australian dollars are weak
i guess them's the breaks
Haiku # 1216, February 8, 1999 12:29 am ET
by ash of Oz
No offense Stephen
But it figures that you're male
Oh old one, Ashely
Haiku # 1215, February 8, 1999 12:28 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Sure blame the server
We know the truth of your dumb
Incompetent ass
Haiku # 1214, February 8, 1999 12:25 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Let me guess your pay
there are six figures I'm Sure:
If you get pesos
Haiku # 1213, February 8, 1999 12:24 am ET
by Stephen of Heaven, Infinity
and if you're so smart
you'd recognise my gender
by the way i'm spelt
Haiku # 1212, February 8, 1999 12:24 am ET
by ash of Oz
Ooo... big salary
I am so impressed. Can I
Be you when I'm grown
Haiku # 1211, February 8, 1999 12:23 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
by the look of it
due to the server error
u can do it twice
Haiku # 1210, February 8, 1999 12:21 am ET
by ashley of Oz
as a graduate
with a six figure income
u can kiss my butt
Haiku # 1209, February 8, 1999 12:19 am ET
by ashley of Oz
as a graduate
with a six figure income
u can kiss my butt
Haiku # 1208, February 8, 1999 12:19 am ET
by ashley of Oz
Ashely, may i ask:
How do you like your job girl?
Burgers and fries, right?
Haiku # 1207, February 8, 1999 12:15 am ET
by Stephen a.k.a -much smarter than the gizzard of oz of Princeton (Valhala), USA
imaginary?
don't mock the existence of.........
the wizened of oz
Haiku # 1206, February 8, 1999 12:15 am ET
by ashley of Oz
Because you suffer
In your minimum wage job
Don't go and blame us
Haiku # 1205, February 8, 1999 12:14 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
mighty alumni
a legend in your own mind
not the universe
Haiku # 1204, February 8, 1999 12:10 am ET
by ashley of Oz
Imaginary
Is the land in which you live
Leave Oz, and get life
Haiku # 1203, February 8, 1999 12:09 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
undergraduates
with so much growing to do
let's heap shit on them
Haiku # 1202, February 8, 1999 12:06 am ET
by ashley of Oz
Nevermind Ashley
You blithering fool, why war
With us, the masters?
Haiku # 1201, February 8, 1999 12:06 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
All was in good fun
Ashley started being mean
Can't you get the joke?
Haiku # 1200, February 8, 1999 12:04 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
jesters from the prince
should go on sabbatical
i suggest F.U.
Haiku # 1199, February 7, 1999 11:59 pm ET
by ashley of Oz
some inspiration
not puerile self promotion
please go wank elsewhere
Haiku # 1198, February 7, 1999 11:48 pm ET
by ashley of Oz
Welcome friend Circe
Join our bitter battle with
The old weakened ones
Haiku # 1197, February 7, 1999 11:34 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
oh bitter old ones
jealous of our endowments
all hail old Nassau
Haiku # 1196, February 7, 1999 11:34 pm ET
by Circe of Princeton,
I join my comrade
In this noble war of words
Bring it on, dimwits
Haiku # 1195, February 7, 1999 11:03 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Dumb fools of the Web:
Dare you to ridicule us?
Stay out of this, plebs!
Haiku # 1194, February 7, 1999 10:42 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton-Land of Supreme Minds, USA
Ashley, simpleton:
You cannot compete with us
Princeton disdains you
Haiku # 1193, February 7, 1999 10:36 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton-Land of Supreme Minds, USA
princeton jane and steve
funny as farts in a lift
as substantial too
Haiku # 1192, February 7, 1999 10:14 pm ET
by ashley of Oz
a good recipe
herbicide for ivy league
verbose little gits
Haiku # 1191, February 7, 1999 10:00 pm ET
by ashley of Oz
fight the true power
life's suddenly dark, cold
better pay those bills
Haiku # 1190, February 7, 1999 9:13 pm ET
by stanley Christiianarcata,
Princeton must be sad
ivy league to weed pulling
great education
Haiku # 1189, February 7, 1999 9:08 pm ET
by oldnastyarcata,
cards, girls, and cold beer
the Night Live is much better
it's new tradition
Haiku # 1188, February 7, 1999 9:05 pm ET
by oldnastyarcata,
nunya butt out now
you don't know what you're saying
we are not grads, nyah!
Haiku # 1187, February 7, 1999 6:17 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Shit! I met Brad Pitt
But,he was not handsome, right?
No.... just fucks like hell.....
Haiku # 1186, February 7, 1999 7:05 am ET
by sandy
Do ya wanna dance
or make a little romance
I give you a chance
Haiku # 1185, February 7, 1999 2:03 am ET
by Brendaleigh Lobato of Las Vegas, America
Do ya wanna dance
or make a little romance
I give you a chance
Haiku # 1184, February 7, 1999 2:03 am ET
by Brendaleigh Lobato of Las Vegas, America
Jane and Steven, STOP
I don't care about Princeton
Grad student mind fucks
Haiku # 1183, February 6, 1999 9:21 pm ET
by Nunya Bidness of Houston USA
We all wrote Haiku
Who said it was really good?
The sixties were weird
Haiku # 1182, February 6, 1999 5:25 pm ET
by R Peterson of Elgin, USA
Will this never end?
There is such thing as a phone
But yes, I will eat
Haiku # 1181, February 5, 1999 5:13 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Silly sad jane doe
pyric your victory is
Want to eat now, huh?
Haiku # 1180, February 5, 1999 5:10 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
One more reply now
It was you who found this page
You are the lame-o
Haiku # 1179, February 5, 1999 5:10 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Your last lame effort
Is still very wrong dumbass
I win! I win! Yay!
Haiku # 1178, February 5, 1999 5:07 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
If i had no life
If i was a lonely scribe
i would be winner
Haiku # 1177, February 5, 1999 5:06 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
I guess i lose now
I am ashamed now, jane
you win with no life
Haiku # 1176, February 5, 1999 5:05 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
You are no rival
I laugh in your face dummy
Bow before the queen
Haiku # 1175, February 5, 1999 5:04 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Second line is six
You suck again and again
Give up now loser
Haiku # 1174, February 5, 1999 5:02 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Duh, you idiot
I have won so many times
That I have lost count
Haiku # 1173, February 5, 1999 4:59 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Hooked on Phonics sucks
I feel robbed oh friend jane
Refund I want one
Haiku # 1172, February 5, 1999 4:59 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
You cannot succeed
If you can't count syllables
You are so damn dumb
Haiku # 1171, February 5, 1999 4:56 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
I am the master
Funny is my poetry
Just laugh and lose Jane
Haiku # 1170, February 5, 1999 4:56 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
You may be fast Jane.
I however am clever
Give up pityful brat
Haiku # 1169, February 5, 1999 4:53 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
Dan, your roomate sucks
I would move if i were you
May Allah help you
Haiku # 1168, February 5, 1999 4:52 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
I am not laughing
You are not a funny man
I win in this case
Haiku # 1167, February 5, 1999 4:50 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
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