Nope, sorry you will
Confuse some other poor jane
That's why I switched it

if u r janer
at aol i believe
check out your mail box

Half Russian, I am
As descendant of many
Am still tired soul

ironic indeed
victory by persistence
is a russian trait

Do you AOL
Instant messenger is fun
And easy to use

Oh my friend ash-man:
It is past my bed time now
I'm gonna go-bye!!

Goodnight friend Stephen
And to you, stranger Ash, too
Tonight was tres odd

continue elsewhere?
come to a chat room somewhere
let's not hog the site

Twenty-seven heures
That's as nasty as can be
Reminds me of sleep

I take great offense
At your last remark Steven
Don't make me join Ash

i'm at home right now
twenty-seven hours on duty
wins me some time off

Hey ash my main man
Youth can practice deceit too!
Idealistic?-nope

My bookshelves are lined
With Great Homer and Virgil
Who wrote before them?

Mr. Six-figure
Shouldn't you be working now
Company money

Fine we will wait ash
I will win by power sir:
not by c.p.u.

read the early works
and add to their ambience
or play elsewhere kids

i protest because
this page takes so long to load
without spam to grab

no shame to lose ash:
we are young and smartand brave
proud old one: give up

Please explain, Ashley
What the hell you mean in your
Freaky weird haikus

You are mellowing
In your old age, dear Ash-man
Does this mean we've won?

u can be me jane
uncomfortable position
as a physician

bit true i'm afraid
australian dollars are weak
i guess them's the breaks

No offense Stephen
But it figures that you're male
Oh old one, Ashely

Sure blame the server
We know the truth of your dumb
Incompetent ass

Let me guess your pay
there are six figures I'm Sure:
If you get pesos

and if you're so smart
you'd recognise my gender
by the way i'm spelt

Ooo... big salary
I am so impressed. Can I
Be you when I'm grown

by the look of it
due to the server error
u can do it twice

as a graduate
with a six figure income
u can kiss my butt

as a graduate
with a six figure income
u can kiss my butt

Ashely, may i ask:
How do you like your job girl?
Burgers and fries, right?

imaginary?
don't mock the existence of.........
the wizened of oz

Because you suffer
In your minimum wage job
Don't go and blame us

mighty alumni
a legend in your own mind
not the universe

Imaginary
Is the land in which you live
Leave Oz, and get life

undergraduates
with so much growing to do
let's heap shit on them

Nevermind Ashley
You blithering fool, why war
With us, the masters?

All was in good fun
Ashley started being mean
Can't you get the joke?

jesters from the prince
should go on sabbatical
i suggest F.U.

some inspiration
not puerile self promotion
please go wank elsewhere

Welcome friend Circe
Join our bitter battle with
The old weakened ones

oh bitter old ones
jealous of our endowments
all hail old Nassau

I join my comrade
In this noble war of words
Bring it on, dimwits

Dumb fools of the Web:
Dare you to ridicule us?
Stay out of this, plebs!

Ashley, simpleton:
You cannot compete with us
Princeton disdains you

princeton jane and steve
funny as farts in a lift
as substantial too

a good recipe
herbicide for ivy league
verbose little gits

fight the true power
life's suddenly dark, cold
better pay those bills

Princeton must be sad
ivy league to weed pulling
great education

cards, girls, and cold beer
the Night Live is much better
it's new tradition