Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 187 Days and 77101 Haiku later...

right back at you, Ash
my mail does not work on send
so it's up to you
Haiku # 1239, February 8, 1999 8:45 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
u got my number
so send a message sometime
no time like the present
Haiku # 1238, February 8, 1999 1:24 am ET
by ash of Oz
Nope, sorry you will
Confuse some other poor jane
That's why I switched it
Haiku # 1237, February 8, 1999 1:20 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
if u r janer
at aol i believe
check out your mail box
Haiku # 1236, February 8, 1999 1:16 am ET
by ash of Oz
Half Russian, I am
As descendant of many
Am still tired soul
Haiku # 1235, February 8, 1999 1:06 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
ironic indeed
victory by persistence
is a russian trait
Haiku # 1234, February 8, 1999 1:00 am ET
by ashley of Oz
Do you AOL
Instant messenger is fun
And easy to use
Haiku # 1233, February 8, 1999 1:00 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Oh my friend ash-man:
It is past my bed time now
I'm gonna go-bye!!
Haiku # 1232, February 8, 1999 12:57 am ET
by Stephen of Princeton,
Goodnight friend Stephen
And to you, stranger Ash, too
Tonight was tres odd
Haiku # 1231, February 8, 1999 12:56 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
continue elsewhere?
come to a chat room somewhere
let's not hog the site
Haiku # 1230, February 8, 1999 12:55 am ET
by ash of Princeton, USA
Twenty-seven heures
That's as nasty as can be
Reminds me of sleep
Haiku # 1229, February 8, 1999 12:53 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
I take great offense
At your last remark Steven
Don't make me join Ash
Haiku # 1228, February 8, 1999 12:50 am ET
by Jane
i'm at home right now
twenty-seven hours on duty
wins me some time off
Haiku # 1227, February 8, 1999 12:50 am ET
by ash of Oz
Hey ash my main man
Youth can practice deceit too!
Idealistic?-nope
Haiku # 1226, February 8, 1999 12:48 am ET
by Stephen
My bookshelves are lined
With Great Homer and Virgil
Who wrote before them?
Haiku # 1225, February 8, 1999 12:47 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Mr. Six-figure
Shouldn't you be working now
Company money
Haiku # 1224, February 8, 1999 12:45 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Fine we will wait ash
I will win by power sir:
not by c.p.u.
Haiku # 1223, February 8, 1999 12:43 am ET
by Stephen of Princeton,
read the early works
and add to their ambience
or play elsewhere kids
Haiku # 1222, February 8, 1999 12:43 am ET
by ash of Oz
i protest because
this page takes so long to load
without spam to grab
Haiku # 1221, February 8, 1999 12:39 am ET
by ash of Oz
no shame to lose ash:
we are young and smartand brave
proud old one: give up
Haiku # 1220, February 8, 1999 12:38 am ET
by Stephen of Princeton, USA
Please explain, Ashley
What the hell you mean in your
Freaky weird haikus
Haiku # 1219, February 8, 1999 12:37 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
You are mellowing
In your old age, dear Ash-man
Does this mean we've won?
Haiku # 1218, February 8, 1999 12:34 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
u can be me jane
uncomfortable position
as a physician
Haiku # 1217, February 8, 1999 12:31 am ET
by ash of Oz
bit true i'm afraid
australian dollars are weak
i guess them's the breaks
Haiku # 1216, February 8, 1999 12:29 am ET
by ash of Oz
No offense Stephen
But it figures that you're male
Oh old one, Ashely
Haiku # 1215, February 8, 1999 12:28 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Sure blame the server
We know the truth of your dumb
Incompetent ass
Haiku # 1214, February 8, 1999 12:25 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Let me guess your pay
there are six figures I'm Sure:
If you get pesos
Haiku # 1213, February 8, 1999 12:24 am ET
by Stephen of Heaven, Infinity
and if you're so smart
you'd recognise my gender
by the way i'm spelt
Haiku # 1212, February 8, 1999 12:24 am ET
by ash of Oz
Ooo... big salary
I am so impressed. Can I
Be you when I'm grown
Haiku # 1211, February 8, 1999 12:23 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
by the look of it
due to the server error
u can do it twice
Haiku # 1210, February 8, 1999 12:21 am ET
by ashley of Oz
as a graduate
with a six figure income
u can kiss my butt
Haiku # 1209, February 8, 1999 12:19 am ET
by ashley of Oz
as a graduate
with a six figure income
u can kiss my butt
Haiku # 1208, February 8, 1999 12:19 am ET
by ashley of Oz
Ashely, may i ask:
How do you like your job girl?
Burgers and fries, right?
Haiku # 1207, February 8, 1999 12:15 am ET
by Stephen a.k.a -much smarter than the gizzard of oz of Princeton (Valhala), USA
imaginary?
don't mock the existence of.........
the wizened of oz
Haiku # 1206, February 8, 1999 12:15 am ET
by ashley of Oz
Because you suffer
In your minimum wage job
Don't go and blame us
Haiku # 1205, February 8, 1999 12:14 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
mighty alumni
a legend in your own mind
not the universe
Haiku # 1204, February 8, 1999 12:10 am ET
by ashley of Oz
Imaginary
Is the land in which you live
Leave Oz, and get life
Haiku # 1203, February 8, 1999 12:09 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
undergraduates
with so much growing to do
let's heap shit on them
Haiku # 1202, February 8, 1999 12:06 am ET
by ashley of Oz
Nevermind Ashley
You blithering fool, why war
With us, the masters?
Haiku # 1201, February 8, 1999 12:06 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
All was in good fun
Ashley started being mean
Can't you get the joke?
Haiku # 1200, February 8, 1999 12:04 am ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
jesters from the prince
should go on sabbatical
i suggest F.U.
Haiku # 1199, February 7, 1999 11:59 pm ET
by ashley of Oz
some inspiration
not puerile self promotion
please go wank elsewhere
Haiku # 1198, February 7, 1999 11:48 pm ET
by ashley of Oz
Welcome friend Circe
Join our bitter battle with
The old weakened ones
Haiku # 1197, February 7, 1999 11:34 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
oh bitter old ones
jealous of our endowments
all hail old Nassau
Haiku # 1196, February 7, 1999 11:34 pm ET
by Circe of Princeton,
I join my comrade
In this noble war of words
Bring it on, dimwits
Haiku # 1195, February 7, 1999 11:03 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton, USA
Dumb fools of the Web:
Dare you to ridicule us?
Stay out of this, plebs!
Haiku # 1194, February 7, 1999 10:42 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton-Land of Supreme Minds, USA
Ashley, simpleton:
You cannot compete with us
Princeton disdains you
Haiku # 1193, February 7, 1999 10:36 pm ET
by Stephen of Princeton-Land of Supreme Minds, USA
princeton jane and steve
funny as farts in a lift
as substantial too
Haiku # 1192, February 7, 1999 10:14 pm ET
by ashley of Oz
a good recipe
herbicide for ivy league
verbose little gits
Haiku # 1191, February 7, 1999 10:00 pm ET
by ashley of Oz
fight the true power
life's suddenly dark, cold
better pay those bills
Haiku # 1190, February 7, 1999 9:13 pm ET
by stanley Christiianarcata,
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