If I am so sweet,
How can you feel so threatened?
Come on; be honest.

once I smoked a joint
in a bush at MIT
still I am humble

they say happiness
is a thing that can't be touched
good-bye porno mags

knowledge is power
but power tends to corrupt
be careful sweet Jane

Princeton ballsuckers:
Nobody gives a fuck where
you go to college.

a blue tongue lizard
fresh tomatoes on the vine
sweet frangipani

knowledge is fleeting
institutions rise and fall
princeton isn't god

When we told those jokes,
No one knew your wife's Polish.
A thousand pardons.

Princeton is knowledge
Just because you lack the same
Do not be jealous

Princeton must be proud
of such talented students
sharp like bowling balls

If an infiniteNumber of apes were online,They'd use AOL.

Enough! Or I'll shove
Bottles up your asses and
Kick them 'til they break!

you assholes bore me
classist, artless, obvious
as dumb as Ayn Rand

Capitalism:
Our friend and Benefactor!
Ash sir, embrace it!

You asked me to write
And I did just that, it's true
So why not reply?

capitalism
is sublimated desire
low in any case

Desktop Trainspotting
1 train, 2 trains, 3 trains, 4...
Cerebal challenge.

Palpitating heart
Sweaty body, Nausea.
A-munting we go.

right back at you, Ash
my mail does not work on send
so it's up to you

u got my number
so send a message sometime
no time like the present

Nope, sorry you will
Confuse some other poor jane
That's why I switched it

if u r janer
at aol i believe
check out your mail box

Half Russian, I am
As descendant of many
Am still tired soul

ironic indeed
victory by persistence
is a russian trait

Do you AOL
Instant messenger is fun
And easy to use

Oh my friend ash-man:
It is past my bed time now
I'm gonna go-bye!!

Goodnight friend Stephen
And to you, stranger Ash, too
Tonight was tres odd

continue elsewhere?
come to a chat room somewhere
let's not hog the site

Twenty-seven heures
That's as nasty as can be
Reminds me of sleep

I take great offense
At your last remark Steven
Don't make me join Ash

i'm at home right now
twenty-seven hours on duty
wins me some time off

Hey ash my main man
Youth can practice deceit too!
Idealistic?-nope

My bookshelves are lined
With Great Homer and Virgil
Who wrote before them?

Mr. Six-figure
Shouldn't you be working now
Company money

Fine we will wait ash
I will win by power sir:
not by c.p.u.

read the early works
and add to their ambience
or play elsewhere kids

i protest because
this page takes so long to load
without spam to grab

no shame to lose ash:
we are young and smartand brave
proud old one: give up

Please explain, Ashley
What the hell you mean in your
Freaky weird haikus

You are mellowing
In your old age, dear Ash-man
Does this mean we've won?

u can be me jane
uncomfortable position
as a physician

bit true i'm afraid
australian dollars are weak
i guess them's the breaks

No offense Stephen
But it figures that you're male
Oh old one, Ashely

Sure blame the server
We know the truth of your dumb
Incompetent ass

Let me guess your pay
there are six figures I'm Sure:
If you get pesos

and if you're so smart
you'd recognise my gender
by the way i'm spelt

Ooo... big salary
I am so impressed. Can I
Be you when I'm grown

by the look of it
due to the server error
u can do it twice

as a graduate
with a six figure income
u can kiss my butt

as a graduate
with a six figure income
u can kiss my butt