what? you say a flame?
is that what you were doing?
sweet driveling drool
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill 
 
			
flaming you, kitty,
is barely worth the effort.
don't flatter yourself.
by scott of hh 
 
			
your bitchass is owned
though nobody would want it
try harder next time
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill 
 
			
nasty skankass filth
you're a whore my dear, a whore
go play in traffic
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill 
 
			
oh i am so scared
the haiku master is mad
did i touch a nerve?
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill 
 
			
get lost, you moron   
it i move to strike that   
was not even haiku   
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill 
 
			
i move to strike that
it was not even haiku
get lost, you moron
by scott of hh 
 
			
kittyguts, kittyguts
do what you need to
i like you : )
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
ok, kittyguts
thanks for showing me the light.
still live at mom's house?
by scott of hh 
 
			
band-aids for your heart
your crushed & broken lil' heart
bleed to death, you gimp
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill 
 
			
whine & complain, wuss
somebody break your dolly?
take a midol, slut!
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill 
 
			
so fucking witty
let's all hide behind our words
nobody escapes
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill 
 
			
swear, curse, cuss & foul
you kiss your mom with that mouth?
no- i kiss YOUR dad
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill 
 
			
you will be beaten
like a red headed stepchild
worthless assrammer
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill 
 
			
the ink & paint world
colors flow & splash & mix
twat! you killed kenny!
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill 
 
			
will you be happy?
when i whip out the big eel
and skullfuck you blind
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill 
 
			
lame lame lame lame lame
lame lame lame lame lame lame lame
lame lame lame lame lame
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill 
 
			
i see it again
"no haiku submitted"- blank
learn to type, dumbass
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill 
 
			
my clothes are too tight
she told me i looked sexy -
paid on commission
by scott of hh 
 
			
i tried to be nice
i lavished her with kindness
"fuck that shit", she said.
by scott of heartbreak hotel 
 
			
i wont go either
but a good is excuse is tough
you come first.  damn it
by 0010 1010011
 
			
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by scott of hh 
 
			
we dont have to go
to the mount tonight but i
like the mov a lot 
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
lifting my fuku
to mount me with your fountain.
jostle tits in humpton!
by Miss Everything of but I saw 12554! 
 
			
ap - a pig taking
sixty-nine from ME - for what?!
(yawn) such a nod-off.
by Miss Everything
 
			
i ate one dozen
oysters - only seven worked
i am too greedy
by ap
 
			
you are fucking pigs.
why can't you just leave me be?
insomnia sucks.
by Mary Jane Starling
 
			
I know how to blow
just make an O with my lips
then I suck it in
 I breathe out sighing
 I suck  greedily again
O I  blow more then
by mellie, going in circles
 
			
dreaming of music
playing the didgeridoo
sucking and blowing
by mellie
 
			
my deep-fried swordfish
laid on a sizzling platter:
......the better to eat
by ronin@needagoodblo
 
			
........my juicy oysters
steamed red hot to perfection
.......now on the menu
by ronin@specialtyfortheday
 
			
....rhinoplasty and
maxillo-facial trauma
.need... anaesthesia
by ronin@lookinforcuntland
 
			
......i am here, sheena
to be ravished and entwined
.....to do as you please
by ronin@nowtheflablessone
 
			
oysters succulent
salmon melting on my tongue
eating the ocean
by mellie
 
			
the pulse is racing
the juices start flowing in
anticipation
by mellie
 
			
			
metamorphosis
tell butterflies "plus ca change"
and they'll laugh at you
by ash
 
			
OK, this is good:
a man walks into a bar -
wait, how does it go?
by scott of having let go of the Vogon fantasy, back in heartbreak hotel 
 
			
.......azure canopy
eternal  in the heavens
rough and rugged road
by ronin@thecommission
 
			
anticipation
surpasses the fulfillment 
fantasy denied
by ap
 
			
ice pack labia
ready to pull up your skirt
at water fountain
by bruce
 
			
perhaps kittenguts
should be rescued from the Earth
for a slower death.
by scott
 
			
the bra is quite full
mounds of silky, supple flesh
want chicken delight!
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill 
 
			
marcia brady's nose
it got hit by a football
i'd still bang her ass
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill 
 
			
"fuku" is the word
the Japanese word for "skirt"
i am a pervert
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill 
 
			
harry is a cunt
you should have saved nurse lisa
die muthafucker!!!!
by KittenGuts13 of Central Silent Hill 
 
			
in the Vogon ship
i gaze on my home planet
before its demise.
it's a blue marble
shrouded with marshmallow fluff
and crawling with ants.
by scott of Captain, Vogon Destructor Fleet 
 
			
the Earth in my sights,
ready for demolition - 
any last haiku?
by scott of Captain, Vogon Destructor Fleet 
 
			
12503- Marie Fjordholm and
12369- tamarama - you've got MALE!
@8530-but no one loves ME*
----*nude plunge!
by Miss Everything
 
			
frantically, i push
the switch over and over.
what's that clicking sound?
by scott of Captain, Vogon Destructor Fleet