Bad Haiku

How is it hanging?
Don't, and let the immortal
experts do it, leave the bitching
to the Eminem clones

Haiku # 18039, December 24, 2001 2:39 pm ET

by Moxie

Testosterone can't take
the great white jesus,
nailed up, taking the shit
screamed even now, here
punk ass kid saying
who'd hang himself first
talking tough, but scared inside

Haiku # 18038, December 24, 2001 2:37 pm ET

by Moxie

They try to steal the
spirit and tell me it's shit
when they're just constipated
]unhappy people[
paradox fever...

Haiku # 18037, December 24, 2001 2:33 pm ET

by Moxie

Well, with all the dead upside down
Jesus's on Satanic websites...
All the people like that...

have become as hell...
and hate peace, love and
especially, what they once were
innocent...

Haiku # 18036, December 24, 2001 2:31 pm ET

by Moxie

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20011224/amdf104609.jpg

Haiku # 18035, December 24, 2001 12:57 pm ET

by nerd commandos from hell

so who will be the
first to put ossama's mug
on a che' poster

Haiku # 18034, December 24, 2001 12:51 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

great, now we get to
glance at but not read moxie's
drunken yule haiku

Haiku # 18033, December 24, 2001 12:47 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

if they had known
all the trouble the little
cocksucker would cause

the 'wise' men would have
nailed the swaddling little shit
to a cross right there

Haiku # 18032, December 24, 2001 12:38 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

piece of ass
happy humping
good willing willies

Haiku # 18031, December 24, 2001 12:34 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Joy to the World
we still at Xmas till we get there
Dogma? Another man's karma...

Haiku # 18030, December 24, 2001 11:50 am ET

by Moxie

Well, ap, merry xmas
Santa has a Coke
And Grandma, well, you know,
her and raindeer...

Haiku # 18029, December 24, 2001 11:49 am ET

by Moxie

well, to each their own
merry tomorrow, bac or no
back to peace on oith

it's life...it sucks but, it's worth it...

Haiku # 18028, December 24, 2001 11:47 am ET

by Moxie

forty degrees cee
high time at the old corral
happy thang poets

Haiku # 18027, December 24, 2001 10:39 am ET

by mellie

who needs holidays
i'm always a happy guy
it must be the drugs

Haiku # 18026, December 24, 2001 10:18 am ET

by ap

Well, peace on earth but
when MY Santa gives me my
present, ah...heaven.

Haiku # 18025, December 24, 2001 6:56 am ET

by k_against of ap against my better judgement, happy holidays and whatever

away with the mange
religion not up to scratch
holiday dogma

Haiku # 18024, December 24, 2001 5:22 am ET

by ash

keep up the posting
born once was quite enough, mox
my mom would protest

Haiku # 18023, December 23, 2001 11:37 pm ET

by ap

.............if only i could
caress your lungs and kiss your
.....back down to your spine

.(and, thereafter, proceed a bit
further below and, finally, there
.....to stay for an eternity...)

Haiku # 18022, December 23, 2001 9:28 pm ET

by ronin

..christmas parties all
one to three all in a day
been d runk thrice over

Haiku # 18021, December 23, 2001 9:25 pm ET

by ronin

......blowing my head off
you'd find it full of brain stuff
......so creamy and thick

Haiku # 18020, December 23, 2001 9:22 pm ET

by ronin

.....hello emerald
yo there indy my man
..so what's up fellas

Haiku # 18019, December 23, 2001 9:18 pm ET

by ronin

......merry christmas k
and a happy new year too
....where's my mistletoe

Haiku # 18018, December 23, 2001 8:59 pm ET

by ronin

Well...

Are any of you going to get born-again or
do I have to keep posting here?

Haiku # 18017, December 23, 2001 7:45 pm ET

by Moxie

To the children of Kevin Smith

Bad haiku clerks,
mallrats in syllables, chasing mellie?
sworn of dogma...
ap and silent ash strike back...

Haiku # 18016, December 23, 2001 7:35 pm ET

by Moxie

on the tweleve days of Christmas...
there sure is a lot of ham here...

Mox

Haiku # 18015, December 23, 2001 7:34 pm ET

by Moxie

Desperate, loser
Cartooner spam, ha-ha-ha
Please get sick and die

Haiku # 18014, December 23, 2001 7:08 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Here's the real link to http://www.stripcreator.com,
in case you are too lazy to copy and paste.

Next time, I will check my HTML.

Haiku # 18013, December 22, 2001 11:20 pm ET