when she cries she looks
like me, when she sleeps she looks
like you: wake up fool :)

no, no, Toronto
used to be the big smoke, now?
it's the big crack pipe

pardon moi janis
don't know about toronto
it's a bit hazy

grab small potato
while ossama kicking in
french riviera

plumbers thought process,
shit flows downhill, and payday
is on friday

before submission
disciplinary action
was sorely lacking

Tandem randomness
always behind unlocked doors.
Who knows...traps, perhaps?

Unexplored for
centuries, by so-called
intelligentsia.

Jesus Fucking Christ
I thought that Toronto was
Called the big Smoke, right?

hanging on the vine
grotesquely testicular
wrinkled passionfruits

in these last few weeks
sydney deserves its nickname
it is "the big smoke"

Polishing the Car:
Making it shine? or giving
it some pierogies.

Fires in Sydney
Rural Fire Service fights;
Defending houses.

do not change your plans
i already made another date
with someone else

ouch that's hurting doc
but don't stop now much needed
dicipline kind Sir

i didn't realize
we were celebrating then
i am real stupid

my plans are cancelled
i am going to be with you
lets eat two filets

anniversary
weekend plans with someone else
disapointed me

i don't want to go
monday anymore. use the
coupon without me

a dynamo humms
zircon encrusted tweezers
apply rotation

I see the fires
burning across the nation
bloody fucking hell

polishing the car
watering the vegetables
smoking some ganja

A gal who buys green mud
from the grocery...
and lathers it on her face.

ageing: however
uncomfortable it is,
beats alternative

Wading in the blue
rings and ripples follow you
watch me follow too

Wading in the blue
rings and ripples follow you
as I follow too

in a perfect world
we would get paid for farting
i would be so rich

why is tunafish
not called just tuna, no one
says salmonfish eh?

I am so confused,
value pluralism? my
higher self fired me

everyone I know
seems to be sick today, what's
up with that huh?

Pure distance of time,
Why did I wake up thinking,
This is my last year?

tibetan year;
the wet horse cock, now maybe
we'll get religious

radio-active
cat-spiders will skitter, so
i just got it .. doh!

two thousand one
now the colour of memory
betty has the blues

and a black hairy spider cat????

american spam
patriotic and very
appropriate ... doh!

american hordes
living in cartoon dream-world
channel changer life

My cat grew weird legs
from his sides coarse long and black
much like a spider